F3 Knoxville

It’s All Fun & Games

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Double Wide, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Bunny, Gibbler
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretch
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes (Bunny-style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (Because Bunny wasn’t sure if he was warm)
– Route 66 with Squats up to the Asylum

THE THANG:
Two (2) Teams Competing for most Exercises Complete. One team would run based on the roll of the dice, while the other did exercises. When the run team returned, the teams switched.

The Rollin’ & Runs:
1. Space Needle
2. Asylum Building
3. Whole Big Circuit
4. Down to the Overlook
5. Upper Parking Lot
6. Tree Run

The Exercises:
– 10 – Burpees
– 15 – Seal Jacks (4 – Count)
– 20 – LBCs (4 – Count)
– 15 – Peter Parkers (4 – Ct)
– 10 – Sumo Squats (4 – Count)
– 15 – Hello Dollys (4 – Ct)
– 20 – Merkins
– 15 – V-Ups
– 10 – Lt. Dans
– 15 – Gas Pumpers
– 20 – Side Crunches (10 EA)
– 15 – Boxcutters (4 – Count)

MARY:
– Matlock (Bill Maddox)’s Dante’s Core
– Cat Gut (Mike Davis)’s Boat-Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Book Club after BOM
– Anderson County Starfish Coming this Summer

COT: Do not expect to Rise to the Occasion, but Fall to your Level of Training. Focus on training in your life; spiritually, physically & mentally to be prepared for any eventuality.

Crazy 48’s

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, P3, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: usual Hands warmup

THE THANG: Crazy 48’s with Freddie Mercury, monkey humpers, Merkins, jump squats, high knees and burpees

MARY: she drove by but didn’t stop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Book club starting soon Fridays after the Q.

COT: Stay close to the good shepherd, don’t wander off.

CMUsDay

AO: asylum-am
Q: Russell Crook/Crablegs
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Farley, Grandslam, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: A lot

THE THANG: CMUs, Everest Pivot, Trifecta

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Patience

The Cinco Day Circuit

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Farley, P3, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:

• Side Straddle Hops x 25
• Cherry Pickers x 5
• Arm Circles
• Michael Phelps
• Merkins

THE THANG:

Main Workout: “The Cinco Circuit”

5 stations | 5 exercises | 5 rounds (We got 3 in!)

Form the Mexican Train. Carry a tire overhead. Follow the light poles. Every 5th light pole is a station. Do 5 burpees together.

Stations:
1. Cinco Squats – 5 tempo air squats, hold at bottom of last one for 5 seconds, 5 jump squats
2. Taco Twists – Russian twists (25 each side)
3. Mariachi Merkins – 5 merkins, then 5 mountain climbers (repeat)
4. Fiesta Flutter Kicks – 25
5. Burro Bombs – 5 donkey kicks per leg, then 5 shoulder taps

Total = 5 rounds x 5 stations x 5-themed reps

Optional: Play Latin music in the background for flair.

MARY:

1. 2 Sprints
2. Canoe w/ CatGut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill

COT:

Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s Independence Day — that’s a common myth. Instead, it commemorates the Battle of Puebla in 1862, when a small, under-equipped Mexican force defeated the French army, one of the strongest in the world at the time. Outnumbered and outgunned, the Mexicans stood their ground and protected their homeland.

So why does that matter to us? Because this workout — and life — isn’t about having the perfect conditions. It’s about grit, unity, and heart. Just like those soldiers at Puebla, we show up, we fight together, and we leave no man behind.

Be Where your feet are…

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Pac-man, @Newton, @Archie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: Rocky Balboa on the curb with super Mario and runs and karaoke in between

THE THANG: mosey to overlook for 25’s with merkins and froggy squats. We worked in toe merkins and crunch frogs too.

3 rounds with a 5 burpee buy in for each round of chain merkins and Bulgarian squats

Cosmo 2 was a no show. No Q fails today and instructions were clear. Houston, we found the problem.

MARY: lots of time on the cloud for stretching and abs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: be where your feet are