F3 Knoxville

Merlot, anyone?

AO: the-farm
Q: School Zone (Michael Shope)
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Proton, School Zone (Michael Shope), Tank (Chris DeFranco), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

200 yd karaoke run
100 yd sprint

Kraken at the playground. 10-15-20
Swerkins
Table rows
Row-curl-ohp-tricep
Dips
Merkins
Pull ups

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Gro-ruck event on December 2 at asylum

COT:

Colossians 3:23-24

The Big O (No)

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Gobbler (Andrew Cox), Podium, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Stripped, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, lap around the track to the tennis courts
THE THANG:

A couple Agassis
Mosey to splash pad parking lot
3 side shuffle suicides
3 “karaokes” suicides
Mosey around Stonehenge to pavilion
3 rounds 20 count step ups
3 rounds 29 count mountain climbers
3 rounds of Big Os or now known as Christian Brothers (should be retired)
Mosey to Flagpole
20 4-count SSHs
1 lap around the track
10 4-count American Hammers

MARY:
Baba O’Rileys (great song, awful exercise) looks it up on the Exicon

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics, #TheBiggestLoser, praise for BMS soccer for winning District!
COT:
Work to get better everyday!!!

Death of the IPC

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Blindside
PAX: Stripped, Ice Cold, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Utah, Snowbird, Blindside
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Cherry Pickers IC x5 | LBAC each way IC x10

THE THANG:
IPC 2023 Week 4
There were Murder Bunnies, Bear Crawls, Thrusters, WW3 Situps, etc.

MARY:
Fellowship Mosey back to AO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shamrock Shovel-Flag handoff Sept. 29th

COT:
Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier, work on being better

What Gets Us Emotionally

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper (John Neece)
PAX: Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tenderfoot, Slabs, Simmons (Justin Creasey), Pusher, Lizzy, Abacus (Erik Ella), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Brick (Chris Tittle), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Crash Dummy, F6 (Tim Pope), Appleseed (Jon Smith), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Glamper, Lilydipper (John Neece), Bunker, Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
FNGs: 2 Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
COUNT: 20
WARMUP: 20 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Twistees, Run to Tree and Back, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, Run Down Steps by Bat Cave and Back, 10 Burpees, 10 Tempo Squats, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward and Backward, Little of This and That
THE THANG: Mosey to Steps of Admin Bldg. 20 Merkins and Calve Raises
Mosey to Circular Drive Area Southeast of Admin Bldg. 20 Carolina Dry Docks and 20 American Hammers.
Mosey across field to the Caribbean Parking Lot. Do three sets of 15 Merkins at any time on the way. Those getting to Caribbean Parking Lot first circle back to pick up the six.
We will go the following counterclockwise around the parking lot:
• Sprint for three islands, then do 20 Big Boy Sit-ups.
• Bernie for two islands, then do 20 Hello Dollies.
• Karaoke Right for two islands, then do 20 Flutter Kicks
• Karaoke Left for two islands, then do 20 Freddie Mercuries
• Mosey back to start.
• Rinse and repeat.
Mosey to the shaded parking lot across the street from ball fields parking lot. We will run counterclockwise around the lot stopping at each corner to do 5 Shoulder Taps (both shoulders)
Mosey to the Haslam Rock. We will have a 20 second gander at the river and mountains.
Mosey to Shady Tree. We will do 20 Squats.
Mosey to AO, then go down steps by bat cave, run to summit of Mt. Everest, run up and then head back to AO.

MARY: 10 V-Ups, 20 Box Cutters, Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Be looking for another chance to serve with clean up at Asylum.
COT: Prayers for Curveball’s father who has a variety of serious health issues as well as Curveball and his family. Prayers for Curveball’s friend, Mary, who has breast cancer and will require a double mastectomy. Prayers for all students starting into college and their parents such as Abacus’ daughter, Abacus, and his wife. Prayers of praise for the healing of a long-term rift between some of Tenderfoot’s family members.

Back to School Bash at the Bathhouse

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman (Oscar Hemmelgarn)
PAX: Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Stripped (Carter Cross), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Utah (David Angel), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Woodpecker, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), mouthwash (Mike), Sawdust, Snowbird (Nick Wilson), Bunny, Bookman (Oscar Hemmelgarn), Lilo (I swear he was on Slack a while back), None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 16
Warmarama:
– 20 SSHs
– 4 Cherry Pickers
– 15 Gradycorns
– 10 Rockettes

Mosey to bathhouse

Tha Thang:
Tabata-ish:
– Burpees 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– 40 SSHs
– 30 sec rest

– Merkins 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– SSHs for 1 mins
– 30 sec rest

– Squats 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– SSHs
– 30 sec rest

– Lunges 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– SSHs
– 30 sec rest

– Flutterkicks 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– SSHs
– 30 sec rest

– LBCs 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest
– SSHs
– 30 sec rest

– Wall Sits 8 x 20sec on, 10sec rest

Fellowship Mosey to Shovelflag

MARY: None.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Poker night at Voodoo 8/17. See Crableg’s note f3knoxville.slack.com/archives/C01EK08G6FQ/p1691414358333559
Flag handoff on 9/1! Be THERE.
COT: Prayers for favor for Ribbed’s family and the SSA and Everett’s successful procedure

We can’t solve everything ourselves. Trust in your faith, yourself, and your people. When things get too intense or chaotic, you seem confused or frustrated, break it back down to basics to help move forward. Be grateful for what you have and the experiences you are going through at this moment and in the past.