F3 Knoxville

Three Strands Ain’t Easily Broken

F3 Q — 11/27/21

AO: Asylum (Saturday)

0700 – 0800

[ The Scene ]

  • 40s
  • Sunrise at 7:10am
  • Cold, but character building

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning!
  • A few things before we begin:
    • I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • If you need to modify anything that we do this morning feel free to do so! But push yourself and the men around you, they deserve it and so do you!
  • FNGs?

[ Warm o Rama ]

  • SSH — 20×4 IC
  • Rockette: 10×4 IC
  • SSH: 20×4 IC
  • Imperial Walker: 10×4 IC
  • SSH: 20×4 IC
  • Merkin: 10×4 IC
  • SSH: 20×4 IC
  • Squat: 10×4 IC
  • SSH: 20×4 IC

[ The Thang ]

(Mosey to the playground)

(1) 13s

  • Playground: 12 box jumps/step-ups
  • Pavilion: 1 incline merkin
  • Rinse and Repeat (11+2, 10+3, etc)
  • When you’re done — flutter kicks right here in the center

(10 count or so)

(Mosey to The Island)

(2) Island Hopping

  • Battle Buddy Up
  • 4 stopping points around the island
    • (1) Top and Bottom
      • Battle Buddy BBS – 10 each
    • (2) Sides
      • 4 count Merkins — 10 together
  • Rinse and repeat for a total of 2x around the island
  • When your BB team gets done, pickup with another BB team as they finish

(10 count or so)

(Mosey to The 3 Strands)

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(3) The 3 Strands

  • Break into teams of 2 or 3
  • Each of the 3 strands has a start (L) and finish (R) point (where the trail starts and where the trail ends)
  • Each team will do all 3 of the strands, 1 at a time.
  • When you’re done with 1 strand, execute 1 burpee before moving on to the next one
  • Strand 1 (Grassy)
    • Start: 25 Carolina Dry Docks (1ct)
    • Finish: 25 merkins
  • Strand 2 (Mulchy)
    • Start: 25 LBCs (1ct)
    • Finish: 25: Reverse crunches (1ct)
  • Strand 3 (Woodsy)
    • Start: 25 Squats (1ct)
    • Finish: 25 Iron Mikes (1ct)

(Mosey to the AO lot)

[ Mary ]

(4) ATM Withdrawal + Deposit

  • We’re doing a regular ATM — CASH OUT
  • 15×4 shoulder taps
  • 10×4 slow merkins
  • 10 fast merkins

SWS (Stretching With Steam)

  • Light stretching infused with motivational insights, with Steam

[ COT ]

  • # off — 15
  • Name o Rama
  • FNGs
  • BOM

“Training For Battle & Maintaining Defense Systems”

“Blessed be the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle; he is my steadfast love and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield and he in whom I take refuge, who subdues peoples under me.”

  • ‭‭Psalm‬ ‭144:1‬-2 ‭ESV‬

“Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A chord of three strands is not easily broken.”

  • Ecclesiastes 4:12

“We ought not to receive so great a boon as strength to resist evil, to defend truth, and to conquer error, without knowing who gave it to us, and rendering to him the glory of it. Not only does Jehovah give strength to his saints, but he is their strength. The strength is made theirs because God is theirs. God is full of power, and he becomes the power of those who trust him. In him our great strength lieth, and to him be blessings more than we are able to utter. It may be read, “My Rock;” but this hardly so well consorts with the following words: “Which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.” The word rock is the Hebrew way of expressing strength: the grand old language is full of such suggestive symbols. The Psalmist in the second part of the verse sets forth the Lord as teacher in the arts of war.

If we have strength we are not much the better unless we have skill also. Untrained force is often an injury to the man who possesses it, and it even becomes a danger to those who are round about him; and therefore the Psalmist blesses the Lord as much for teaching as for strength.

Let us also bless Jehovah if he has in anything made us efficient. The tuition mentioned was very practical, it was not so much of the brain as of the hands and fingers; for these were the members most needful for conflict. Men with little scholastic education should be grateful for deftness and skill in their handicrafts.

To a fighting man the education of the hands is of far more value than mere book learning could ever be; he who has to use a sling or a bow needs suitable training, quite as much as a scientific man or a classical professor.

Men are too apt to fancy that an artisan’s efficiency is to be ascribed to himself; but this is a popular fallacy. A clergyman may be supposed to be taught of God, but people do not allow this to be true of weavers or workers in brass; yet these callings are specially mentioned in the Bible as having been taught to holy women and earnest men when the tabernacle was set up at the first. All wisdom and skill are from the Lord, and for them he deserves to be gratefully extolled.

This teaching extends to the smallest members of our frame; the Lord teaches fingers as well as hands; indeed, it sometimes happens that if the finger is not well trained the whole hand is incapable.”

  • Charles Spurgeon

“Such strange creatures are human beings, that if a number of them are kept in peaceful association under the leadership of any one of the Lord’s servants, he is bound to bless God every day for the wonderful fact. The victories of peace are as much worthy of joyful gratitude as the victories of war. Leaders in the Christian church cannot maintain their position except as the Lord preserves to them the mighty influence which ensures obedience and evokes enthusiastic loyalty. For every particle of influence for good which we may possess let us magnify the name of the Lord.”

  • Charles Spurgeon

Black Friday at The Equalizer

THE SCENE: Mid 30s and damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 ssh

1 burpee

10/10 LBAC

2 burpees

15 imperial walkers

3 burpees

10 rockettes

4 burpees

5 Abe Vagodas

5 burpees

THA-THANG:

Mosey to splash pad

EMOM

10 min:

10 box jumps, 10 squat thrusts

Mosey

EMOM

10 min:

10 merkins, 10 dips

Mosey

EMOM

10 min:

10 shoulder taps, 10 Freddy mercs

Fellowship mosey to the AO

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Luke 17:11-19

Equalizer Block Party

SCENE: 30° & Windy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Cherry Pickers IC
  • SSH IC | Grady Corns IC
  • SSH IC | Windmills IC 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the top of the Equalizer. Kraken. Pick station, complete 25 reps of the prescribed exercise, then run a full lap around the course to the next station. Rinse and repeat. On each subsequent round, drop 5 reps from each exercise. Push yourself & push each other. Try to catch the guy in front of you. Stations included:

  1. Lunges 
  2. BBS
  3. Dips 
  4. Shoulder taps
  5. Merks 
  6. Flutter Kicks 
  7. Burpees 
  8. Squats 

MARY: 

  • Fellowship Mosey™️

STRETCHES:

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat
  • Knee to chest / Knee across
  • Child pose
  • Downward dog

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Are any of you suffering hardships? You should pray. Are any of you happy? You should sing praises. Are any of you sick? You should call for the elders of the church to come and pray over you, anointing you with oil in the name of the Lord. Such a prayer offered in faith will heal the sick, and the Lord will make you well. And if you have committed any sins, you will be forgiven. Confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The earnest prayer of a righteous person has great power and produces wonderful results.”

‭‭James‬ ‭5:13-16‬

Just be glad it’s not the Bearmuda Square…

THE SCENE: Beautiful, starry morning. 40s

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills | SSH IC | Rockettes
  • Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:

  • Bearmuda Triangle – four rounds, drop five reps on each round
    • 20 Merkins, bear crawl to next corner
    • 20 BBS, crawl bear to next corner
    • 20 Squats, mosey to next corner
  • Splash Pad – Playground – five rounds, drop reps each round
    • 25 Dips
    • 25 Step-ups
    • 25 V-ups
    • Run to playground, perform 5 pull-ups, return to splash pad
  • Tennis court
    • Lunge/Bernie suicides
    • Sprint suicides

MARY:

  • Box Cutters IC | Freddie mercury IC
  • Flutter kicks IC
  • Peter parker

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  Follow the lead of our veterans, the spirit of F3, and the example of Jesus: Be about something bigger than yourself.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party

PRAYER

NOT Keeping up with the Joneses

THE SCENE: Foggy and 58ish degrees. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER This was done correctly and on time. However, the Q was questioned on it rather extensively during the warm-up. Sometimes MumbleChatter is a good thing, other times is causes you to miss the disclaimer. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x10; LBAC IC x10 EWay; Tempo Squat x10; Cheery Pickers IC x?

 THA-THANG:

Flagpole:

  • 10 Box Jumps
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Squat Walkers
  • 3 Body Builders + at the playground 

RINSE & REPEAT 3x 

Rock Pile:

  • 30 OHP 
  • 30 Curls
  • 30 Rows 
  • 3 Burpees at the Bathhouse 

RINSE & REPEAT 3x

Splash Pad

  • 30 Dips
  • 30 Derkins
  • 30 Iron Mikes
  • 3 Burpee Pull-ups at the Bathhouse

RINSE & REPEAT 3x 

AO 

  • 10 Squats 
  • 10 Plank Jacks 
  • 10 Wide Merkins
  • Sprint to the other end of the parking lot and repeat 3x 

MARY:

Swimmies informed the Q that there were 15 seconds left for Mary. The Q told him he could continue to run his mouth for 15 seconds if he feels like he needs some Mary today. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs. 0 FNGs. 3 HIMs sprinted out for early meetings/Dad duties/work

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I have heard over the years that the time you are 33 years old is often called your “Jesus Year.” The ‘Jesus Year’ is age 33, the year that scholars generally believe Jesus of Nazareth was probably arrested and crucified in Jerusalem after starting a spiritual, political, and intellectual revolution. I have often heard people talk about “What they are going to accomplish either before or during their Jesus Year. 

Once I hit 30, I started thinking about my Jesus Year. At 30 I was running regularly and losing weight consistently. I had several major goals for my Jesus Year, but one of them was to run a full marathon before or during the time I was 33. Seeing as I turn 34 tomorrow, I don’t know if I am going to make that goal. Once I realized that I wasn’t going to make that goal a few months ago, I got a little down. I was discouraged and upset with myself. I was looking at the negatives of my life, not the positives. 

During my Jesus Year, I have been promoted twice at work, ending with a dream job that I absolutely love. I started F3 and not only got back into focusing on my fitness but brought me a whole new passion and zeal for my faith and gave me a brotherhood of men I didn’t even know I needed in my life.  

Sometimes we focus too much on the negatives. We focus on what others are accomplishing. We focus on the goals we didn’t achieve. Don’t fall into the trap of “Keeping up with the Joneses.” Frankly, trying to do that breaks one of the 10 Commandments. When we compare ourselves to others, when we stack our failures against the successes of others, we are coveting our neighbor’s goods rather than focusing on the good in our own lives. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Coats for the Cold: Donations for KARM. Bring to AOs through Nov. 13ish. Blindside is keeping a box in his van for donations. 
  • Bro-vember 2021 Challenge: Sign up to compete against other members of F3 Knoxville. Earn points by posting, Q-ing, VQ-ing, EHing an FNG/Kotter, etc. Check out the #brovember2021 Slack channel for more information and signup links.