F3 Knoxville

Mr. Bonkers

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Stitch, Crawlspace, Waxjob, Mermaid, slappy, Skidmark, Draino, Dog Bite, Dumpster Dive, Anchorman, Inconceivable
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Mountain Climbers
– Updog
– Downdog
– Calf stretch
– Voodoo stretch
– twistys
– a little of this
– a little of that
– some of this
– some of that
– jog in place, move to the center, ,give fist bumps, come back, and do a burpee. 2x
– run to the cmu pile. everyone gets one.

THE THANG:
“Mr. Bonkers”
This is a new game we’ve never played before. Everyone gets 1 CMU. We divide into teams. The blocks are placed in the middle of the parking lot on a line. This is the midway line. There are 4 parallel lines going away from the midway line on either side a parking lot distance apart. The last line is the goal line. Each player gets a picks a random card with an exercise and rep on it. The exercises were a mix of heavy and non heavy options with an average of 25 reps per card. Take the exercise and put it with a CMU at the midway. This is now a game piece for everyone to potentially use. The objective, as a team, is to move more CMUs across the opponent’s goal line. You move by doing the exercise that goes with the game piece and you advance it 1 line. The piece can be moved either way back and forth. Once it reaches a goal line it cannot be moved. You cannot go twice in a row. You can move any piece that is free. If the teams are unbalanced the team with fewer people gets the tie breaker. We also listened to a new playlist that was flippin sweet too.

MARY:
nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Starfish convergence on Saturday 7/12/25 at the Project. This will launch the Oak Ridge / Clinton region.

COT:
How did you feel when Nico bailed on UT? You were probably mad. We invested a lot in him and he spurned us. This disloyalty hurt. We despise traitors.

Well this past week my wife shared a statement about loyalty that I had never thought of before. In God’s perspective, we are completely disloyal to him. We are betrayers. In spite of that, he is completely and perfectly loyal to us. That is his redemption offer. This is the good news of the gospel. It is a beautiful thing.

So next time you hear of betrayal and unfaithfulness, think about the gospel. God has a redemption plan in mind. He is ready to give you his prefect loyalty.

Ultimate OTB

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bartman, Einstein, Pew-pew, Mayberry, Waxjob, I-Beam, Monstar, Charger, DoorKicker (Jud), Sugar Smacks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
We did
THE THANG:
Ultimate Frisbee
1 merkin on drops, 5 squats if scored on
MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Coffeteria

Weights and hills

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Einstein, Gibbler, Lightweight, Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: some stuff

THE THANG: move CMUs up and down a hill. Runs in between with abs and easy ups

MARY: mixed in

ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome back Waxjob from Italian adventures.

COT:

Ruck through Farragut

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Waxjob, Bartman, I-Beam, Monstar, @Mayberry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: none

THE THANG: Ruck

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: lots of time to talk about life

Battle Ball

AO: dogpound
Q: Einstein
PAX: Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Pew-pew, Nixon, Lightweight, Waxjob, Mayberry, Bartman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
Usual

THE THANG:

Battle Ball

Game 1
Burpees for all on drops
10 monkey when scored on

Game 2
Burpees for all drops
10 CDDs when scored on

MARY:
LBCs
Flutter Kicks
Merkin Ring of Fire

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill

COT:
There is little upside to being pessimistic.

Hard to prove but also not surprising, but heard the other day that throughout history there has never been a ruler who was pessimistic, they always believed they would conquer.

If you are optimistic and look for opportunity, you will find it. If you don’t, you won’t.