F3 Knoxville

Rocky Suicides

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Postman (Scott Colby), Wedding Singer, Z-Pack (Brian Brockman), Huffy (Ken Hill), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), third wheel, trip, 3 more that I can’t remember names of
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11

WARMUP:
SSH, Arm Circles, Shoulder Taps, Michael Phelps, Rockettes, Tempo Squats, Hamstring Stretches

THE THANG:
Amphitheater: 10x Box Jumps, Incline Merkins, BBS, Decline Merkins, and Rows
Did the same as above at benches between the amphitheater and bridge minus the rows

Toe Tap Bear Crawl across the Bridge over Cumberland

River Lot: Suicides with a large rock at the start and 4 cones, exercises at each cone for 5, 10, 15, and 20 reps depending on cone and 3 reps with rock each return to starting point
Round 1: 3x Blockees at start and BBS at cones
Round 2: 3x Thrusters at start with Merkins at cones
Round 3: 2x Combo Merkins at start with Squats at cones
Round 4: 3x Bent Over Rows at start and CDD at cones

MARY:
none

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
none

COT:
Also none. Cut the workout a bit short so we could go pick up Third Wheel from the lot by the river who had hurt his back. The word will be that the wellbeing of the guy next to you is more important than anything you have planned for the day.

Let Freedom Ring

THE SCENE: Partly cloudy, low 80s but humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Burpees, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, 10 Tempo Merkins, 10 Tempo Squats, Patriotic High Knees Around Parking Lot, Patriotic Butt Kick Around Parking Lot, Patriotic Bernie Sanders Around Parking Lot, 7 Twisties, 7 Windmills, 7 Pterodactyls Forward and Backward
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the parking lot with the nice restrooms.  We will Bear Crawl to First Island, Lunge to Second Island and Sprint to End of Parking Lot.

Mosey to the Caribbean Parking Lot.  We will do candy canes, moving in a counter-clockwise direction around parking lot until we get to the cone at the end of the candy cane.  We will stop at every other island to do the listed exercise.  Once the first man arrives at the end of the candy cane and completes the exercise, he sweeps all men back to the start.  We then do the next exercise.  Here are the exercises:

  • 10 Merkins.  Sprint between islands.
  • 10 Squats. Sprint between islands.
  • 10 Baby Crunches.  Bernie between islands
  • 10 Hello Dollies. Sprint between island.

Mosey to picnic tables that are east of the Caribbean.  We will alternate between 20 picnic table pull ups, 20 Bench Dips, and 20 Step Ups.

Mosey on the perimeter trail south until we get to the area that splits into three trails:  the boardwalk trail, the pine needle trail, and the concrete trail.  We will split into teams for Doras.  While one partner does the exercise, the other partner takes one of the routes to the other convergence of trails and then comes back.  Then partners switch.  Partners should take alternate routes each time. Here are the exercises that partners will do as a team:

  • 100 Jump Squats
  • 100 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • 100 Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey north to grassy area by where perimeter trail and serpentine trail converge.  We will stop to do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey to the Pavilion near baseball field entranceway.  We will do 20 Incline Merkins on picnic tables.

Mosey to the AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
We had 12 with no FNGs.  Kentucky brought his 2.0s, Smartie and LeBron.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Let Freedom Ring

Herbert Hoover

“Freedom is the open window through which pours the sunlight of the human spirit and human dignity.”

Albert Einstein

“For everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom.

Alice Walker

“No person is your friend (or kin) who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.”

The news of today is often a running complaint on American politicians, cities, institutions, and the state of our nation.  I sometimes get caught up in that stuff and wonder about our nation.  But gents, we are so lucky to live in a land that is built on the notion of freedom and continues to work to protect our rights to be free.  Many of us tend to take that for granted.  But think of people in other countries that do not have our freedoms:  the freedom of religion, to choose where we want to live, to go into the vocation that we desire, to associate with whom we desire.

I am thankful for that freedom and thankful for those who helped establish it.  I am thankful for those who fought for our independence. I am thankful for those who continue to fight for our freedom.  I am thankful for those who serve our government, whether federal or state.

Like my brother High-Heels was saying the other day, we have plenty of brothers in F3 who were born in other countries but who are thankful to be living here in the United States.  And like he was also saying, in the United States, if you are willing to work hard and put in the effort, you are going to do alright in life.

So on this independence day, let’s give thanks.  Thank you God for our country.  Let Freedom Ring.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Wedding Singer’s son who graduated from high school in May, for Soot and his health after the fainting spell, and for Q-Bert’s father and father-in-law.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at Shamrock at 7 am on July 8.  Arrive at 6:45 am.

SPC James Ames Workout

THE SCENE: Perfect weather for a beatdown. Not too cool, not too warm.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHs, Lil’ Baby Arm Circle, ‘Round Towns, ‘Round the Worlds, Temp Merkins, Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey over to Amphitheater for some fun.
10s- Derkins and Rows

Mosey to the bridge for 7s- Burpees and Lunges

Bear Crawls across the bridge and Slowsey over to the Big Ball to knock out 17 Big Ball Pull-ups.

Hit some Route 66 Merkins back to the Fountains.

MARY:
6 Minutes of Mary at the East Tennessee Veterans Memorial in honor of fallen East Tennessee service members

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17!
Swanson, Huffy, Cyclops (FNG), Typo (FNG), Cry Baby, G-6, Mickey, Kermit, Stacks, Jumbo, Magic Mic, Singlet, Grapefruit, Postman, Wedding Singer, Soot
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Proverbs 18:14; 2 Corinthians 4:7-10

MOLESKIN:
Veteran’s are twice as likely to end their own lives compared to their civilian counterparts. Roughly 17 veterans take their life every day. As HIMs, we are called to reach out to those who are suffering. As Christians, we have a hope that surpasses all understanding.
If you are a veteran struggling with how to cope, reach out to a trusted HIM and seek help immediately https://www.veteranscrisisline.net/

Release the Quacken!

Note : Q and Backblast by PBR (F3 Spring Hill). Some typing by FixerUpper. PBR, I’ll get you a tag so this can be a lil’ more seamless next time. 

Backblast: Release the Quacken!

AO: #thequacken

Date: 04/26/2023

PAX:

@FixerUpper (Patrick Core)

@PBR (F3 Spring Hill)

@Trip

@Wedding Singer

@Z-Pack (Brian Brockman)

FNGs: 0

Q: @PBR (F3 Spring Hill)

Count: 5

Welcome to F3, I am PBR, and I am not a professional. You exercise at your own risk. Modify as necessary to avoid injury, not to avoid work.

F3 stands for Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith. The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.

The 5 Core Principles of F3 workouts are: Free of charge, Open to all men, Held outdoors – rain or shine, heat or cold, Peer led in a rotating fashion, Always end in a Circle of Trust.

The F3 Credo is: “Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.”

Warmorama

  • SSH IC
  • Good Mornings OYO
  • Phelps (after we explained to Trip who he is)
  • WMH (after also explaining to Trip who he is)

Thang 1

  • PBR’s Beer Run
    • Cones were set in a diamond roughly 15 yards apart
    • PAX completed an exercise at cone 1 before a mosey around the diamond
    • Exercises were 20x Pickle Pounders, 20x BBS, 20x Rosalitas, 20x Squats
    • R&R for three total rounds

Thang 2

  • Release the Quacken
    • Modification of Bermuda Triangle from the Exicon
    • Cones were set in a triangle roughly 10 yards apart
    • PAX duck walked from cone to cone, completing a kraken burpee ladder at each stop 1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1
    • Results were 75 hand release merkins smothered in burpees smothered in duck walks

Thang 3

The Circle Drill

PAX were arrayed in a circle facing in

An interval timer was used to indicate a 30 second MOT followed by a 60 second stationary exercise

9 rounds were completed, featuring such fan favorites as lateral bear crawls, lateral duck walks, Lt. Dans, J-Los, and heels to heaven, among other ab tortures exercises

Time

Count-off and Nameorama

Announcements

Check Slack

Hardship Hill coming up Memorial Day

Prayer Requests

Kept private

F3 does not ascribe to a particular faith or religion. We just ask that you believe in something bigger than yourself and respect the beliefs of the Q. I am an Episcopalian and closed the post in accordance with my traditions.

T-Claps to Trip for setting the pace all morning.

PBR Out :beer::muscle:

F3 Open House, 2.0 workout

THE SCENE: 78 and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Administered. OTB 2.0 workout.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • RFTS / LIH
  • Cherry pickers
  • Willy Mays Hays
  • Up/down Dogg

THA THANG:

  • Form 2 teams – kids vs dads. Line up at one side of the grassy field.  Perform a set of merkins (kids 5, dads 10) – then run to the cones and place one in front of the other so that your team’s cones creep forward incrementally. Continue until one team’s cones pass the finish line (kids won!)
  • Mosey to the small hill. Perform a set of 11s – SSH, run the hill, bobby hurleys
  • Mosey to the big hill. Perform 10 mountain climbers at the bottom, run up, 5 burpees. Repeat
  • Mosey to the grassy island for Bear Infection. All PAX crab walk until touched by a bear, then they become a bear and try to touch the crabs. Continue until only one crab is left.
  • Line up at one side of the field. Jelly Legs. 30 sec Al Gore, 30 squats, sprint. Repeat with 20/20, 10/10.
  • Jelly arms – 30 sec plank, 30 merkins, sprint. Out of time…

MARY:
Guantanamo

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

  • 18 PAX (1 FNG, 10 2.0s)
  • KickFlip
  • Duggar
  • Wedding Singer
  • Keyless Entry
  • Skinny Jeans
  • John Deere
  • FNG Wrangler
  • FixerUpper
  • Raptor
  • Willow
  • Chewbacca
  • Jelly Legs
  • Bunny
  • The Boss
  • Ace
  • Peaches
  • Buggy
  • Shruggy

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked with the dads about the mission of F3, “…to plant grow and serve small workout groups of men…for the invigoration of male community leadership”. F3’s ultimate goal is not your fitness…it is you being a virtuous leader in your home, your church, your workplace, your community…
Talked to the kids about prayer and a model for prayer that could be helpful in knowing what to say to God;
H.E.A.R.T.
H – Honor God by saying honoring things about Him.
E – Examine yourself and talk to God about your challenges, trials, temptations…
A – Ask for things you need
R – Request things for others
T – Thank God for His blessings

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Back at 3155 Fountain Park tomorrow at 6pm