F3 Knoxville

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”

The Kraken. Bunny is a menace (murder bunny)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, P3, WORM, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Gibbler, Hands, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), @Worm @Newton@Whitebelt @Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: some stuff to get us warm. We listened to @cosmo 2 flap his gums.
THE THANG: The Kraken. 8 stations with exercises. Almost 3 rounds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:John 1. Be the Light. Don’t wait to change.

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @worm, @loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 43 SSH
THE THANG: partner up. Rounds with merkins, squats, LBC, flutter kicks, wall sits, shoulder taps, pickle pounders, etc
MARY: @cat gut led boat/canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jesus is the reason.

Come see my Knob

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), Econoline, Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Dodgeball, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), WORM, Carni
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters
THE THANG: run up baby everest. run some more. at every other pole
10 squats
10 merkins
10 big bois
some rock work until @catgut cried uncle (#awkward)
partner Dora’s at (gulp) Everest
partner 1 run halfway up that accursed mount 5 bleeping times
partner 2 CDD, lunges, flutters, other stuff
bear crawl up the Knob named after me
down Picketts charge back to AO
MARY: ain’t nobody got no time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: if you are weary, lean into Him, . Read Thessalonians

Taking the Oath of a Scout

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dodgeball, Bunny, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Double Wide, WORM, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
THE THANG: Lots of things, including some burpees

COT: Recited the Boy Scout Oath & Pledge to commemorate @Crankbait completing his Eagle Scout & turning 18 years old.