Q: Biohack
PAX: Icey Hot, Mathlete, OBrother, Biohack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
1. B wings (projectivator)
2. Imperial walkers
3. Tie fighters
4. X wings (overhead claps)
5. Spice miners (cherry pickers)
THE THANG:
Mosey to the recruiting center to break a frozen CMU free from the stack. Carry them to the bank drive through. Read a Han Solo quote and complete the exercises then run down and up the hill.
1. “I have a bad feeling about this” – 10 thrusters
2. “Then I’ll see you in Hell!” – 10 Blockees
3. “Boring conversation anyway” – 50 curls
4. “I thought they smelled bad on the outside!” – 30 heavy squats
5. “Never tell me the odds” – 30 overhead press
6. “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.” – 30 heavy freddy’s
7. “No reward is worth this.” – 10 Urkey Durkery’s
8. “One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.” – 100 LBCs
9. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!” – 20 heavy lunges
10. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.” – 20 heavy pickle pointers
11. “I know.” – 30 tricep extensions
MARY:
-Merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Convergence this weekend is cancelled due to weather.
COT:
Star Wars is the classic melodrama: Good guys wear white and bad guys wear black. You know who’s who from the start of a scene. Han Solo is the one exception: he wears black over white. He starts out as a bad guy: selfish, obsessed with money, and only looks out for number one. However, he undergoes a change during the movie; the classic protagonist. At the end of Episode IV A New Hope, after fleeing with his reward, he returns dramatically to save Luke and help destroy the Death Star cementing his place in the Rebel Alliance.
The journey of Han is an example of coming of age. Look back at yourself as a child and a youth. Were you selfish, obsessed with money, and only looking out for number one? At what point did this start to change for you? When did you start to love sacrificially? Look at your children. Do you see Han Solo in them? Teach them diligently and with patience. With God’ grace, they too may return to dramatically save the day and cement their place in the Rebel Alliance of life.