F3 Knoxville

Author: Abort

Rockstar!

The Octagon

THE SCENE: 24* at start, ice beards on the ruckers
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH 25x IC
Angle grinders 10x IC
Tempo squats 12x IC
Baby arm circles forward 11x IC
Baby arm circles backwards 11x IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey across parking lot, headed toward parking lot behind the school.  Stop at halfway point for leg blasters, all exercises done together: 20 squats, 20 lunges (10 each leg), 10 air squats.  Recover and repeat for second round.  Resume mosey to back parking lot for the Octagon of Pain.  Eight cones prepared in an octagon, each with an exercise at the cone.  Exercises as follows:

  • Wide merkins
  • Jump squats
  • Burpees
  • American hammers on 4 count
  • Flutter kicks on 4 count
  • Lunges (number of reps for each set done on each leg)
  • Dying cockroaches on 4 count
  • Lion kings (with CMUs)

Pax partner up and pick a cone to start at.  Perform 8 reps of exercise, bear crawl to next cone.  Make your way around the Octagon and back to the cone you started at.  Meet in the middle of the Octagon (Pax finished about the same time).  Once in the middle, Q leads 10 wide merkins, immediately followed by 10 regular merkins, immediately followed by 10 diamond merkins.  Recover.

Pax go back to their original starting cone, repeating the routine this time performing 16 of each exercise.  No bear crawls, once exercise is completed, Pax run on the outside of the Octagon making a loop and going to the next cone.  Continue again until original cone is reached.  Pax lead Mary in the middle of the Octagon.

  • Flutter kicks 10x IC – led by Natty
  • Big boy sit ups 10x IC – led by Shrinkage
  • Flutter kicks 10x IC – led by Fast N Easy
  • Big boy sit ups 10x IC – led by Switchgrass

Recover to original cones.  Back to performing 8 reps of each exercise, simply running to next cone (no loop around, just move to next cone).  Pax plank in the middle until everyone is finished.  Recover.

Mosey back to start point, and continue mosey over to splash pad.  Pax assemble along fence for pistol squats, 10x then switch legs and repeat.  Pax then mosey down small hill to parking lot and perform staggered hand merkins (one hand on the curb, one hand on the big ball).  Perform 10 merkins left hand low right high, then switch hands and repeat 10 merkins.  Three total rounds of pistol squats and staggered hand merkins, then recover and mosey back to start point.  (A Rod and Natty have impromptu jail break back to SP).

MARY:
Super duper coolers 10x IC on left side
Super duper coolers 10x IC on right side
Boat/canoe ring of fire.  Pax begin in boat position and move around circle allowing each member to canoe or canoe variation as long as they want before going back to boat position.  Variations include flutter kicks in canoe, American hammers in canoe position, overhead claps in canoe position, and dolly in canoe position.
Strict sit ups (hands behind head, shoulders hit ground and elbows hit knees) 10x IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 pax strong: Natty, Fast N Easy, Shrinkage, Belding, Switchgrass, Whammy, Crossroads, A Rod, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about the difference of happiness and joy (Ratchet spoke on this at the truck stop earlier this year) and how it applies to Christmas and this time of year.

Boxes of merkins

THE SCENE: Warmer than expected, 44* and perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Windmills x10 IC
SSH x15 IC
Steve Earls x10 IC
Tempo merkins x10 IC
THA-THANG:
Form 2 lines and mosey over to bottom of amphitheater.  Once there, line up at base of stage.  OYO, Pax perform 10 box jumps, followed by 10 decline merkins, then short recovery.  Repeat box jumps and decline merkins for 3 sets.

Pax then bunnyhop up the steps of the amphitheater, touching every step.  Once to the top, perform 5 burpees and 10 rail rows.  Return to the bottom of the steps and perform flutter kicks waiting on the six.  Recover.  Pax then lunge up the stairs to the top, again touching each step either with foot or knee.  Again perform 5 burpees and 10 rail rows and return to the bottom of the steps.  Flutter kick waiting on the 6, once all in QIC counts off 10 four count flutter kicks.  Recover.

Lather, rinse repeat.  Pax line up at the base of the stage for 10 box jumps and 10 decline merkins.  Short recovery.  Second set is 10 box jumps, 10 decline merkins, 10 regular merkins.  Short recovery.  Third set is 10 box jumps, 10 decline merkins, 10 regular merkins, 10 incline merkins.  Recover.  Then repeat bunnyhop up steps, 5 burpees and 10 rail rows.  Return to bottom of steps and flutter kick waiting on 6.  Recover and repeat lunges up the stairs, 5 burpees and 10 rail rows.  Return to the bottom for flutter kicks, once all in QIC begins count of 10 four count flutter kicks.  Recover and 10 count.

Mosey out and around the pond on our way over to the big ball.  F3 cannot just run across any bridge, so we lunge across bridge.  Al Gore waiting on the 6, then continue to the base of the big ball.  Pax perform 7’s, Iron Mikes at the bottom and Big Boys at the top.  Jackrabbits plank up and wait on 6 to finish, where we do various plank holds (up top, half way, 6 inches off, left/right arm/leg up).  Recover and mosey back towards SP.

Stop on the side of the lawn in front of the fountains.  Pax do a 60% run across the grass, followed by Devin Hester back across.  Pax perform wide grip merkins, 10 on four count IC.  Recover.  Lather rinse repeat.  85% run across the grass, followed by Devin Hester back across.  Pax perform regular merkins, 10 on four IC.  Everyone knows what is coming.  Short recovery then AYG sprint across the grass, Devin Hester to get back across.  Pax perform 10 diamond merkins on four count IC.  Then recover.

No time leftover for Mary, mosey back to the SP and arrive at exactly 6:15.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 Pax strong, no FNGs: Swanson, Frank, Singlet, Anchorman, G6, Savannah, Manwich, Passport, Uncle Rico, Quarantine, Popeye, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Echoing the word of the Third F event on Saturday, seek out the isolated people in your life.  Ask questions, get to know them better, and use that to allow them to speak to you if needed.

Bearway to turkey day

THE SCENE: 31* and clear, ready to pre-heat the oven
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hops x26 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Merkins x20 OYO
Tempo squats x10 IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the base of the big ball, two rounds of Cindy:

  • Pull ups x10
  • Merkins x20
  • Squats x30

PAX performs flutter kicks waiting on the 6.  Recover.  Mosey up steps and across bouncy bridge to parking lot across from Knoxville MEPS building.

There are 5 evenly spaced cones across the parking lot.  PAX perform bearway to heaven:
Bear crawl to first cone – 10 burpees – bear crawl back to start point
Bear crawl to second cone – 8 burpees – bear crawl back to start point
Bear crawl to third cone – 6 burpees – bear crawl back to start point
Bear crawl to fourth cone – 4 burpees – mosey back to start point
Bear crawl to fifth cone – 2 burpees – mosey back to start point
PAX perform flutter kicks, American hammers, and hello Dolly’s waiting on the 6. Recover and 10 count.

Short mosey to steps in front of Knoxville MEPS building. Two more rounds of modified Cindy (no pull ups)

  • Dips x10
  • Merkins x20
  • Squats x30

Mosey to hill at Walnut Street, PAX assemble at the bottom of the hill.  PAX perform 7’s on Walnut Street hill.  Starting with 6 jump squats, Bernie up the hill to cone, 1 derkin.  Lather rinse repeat.  PAX perform reverse crunches on hill waiting on 6.  Recover.

PAX mosey back towards SP, stopping about halfway back for Pfeiffer to take us on some black Friday shopping (multiple levels of plank holds).  Continue Mosey back to SP.

MARY:
No time for Mary upon returning to SP
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Turkeys strong, including 1 FNG.  Pfeiffer, A-Rod, Cheatsheet, Heisenburg, Scooter (FNG), G6, Swanson, Anchorman, Butterfly, Woodshack, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thankful for the opportunity to lead.  My task is to become a better leader, because I am present for the PAX as the PAX are present for me.

Gotta get up to get down

THE SCENE: 62* and rainy, great day for a garage sale (Moved warm up to under bridge because of occasional lightning)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hops x 20 IC
Imperial squat walkers x10 IC
Tempo merkins x10 IC
THA-THANG:

Run to parking garage on the hop for shelter from lightning.  Partner up, run DORA on the bottom level of garage.  One partner runs to other end of the garage and back while partner two performs exercises.  Between each set of partners, 100 merkins, 200 squats, 200 LBCs.  Recover and 10 count.

On your own, run up parking garage doing exercises listed at each floor.  Upper body going up, lower body coming down.  Exercises as follows:

  • Hand release burpees x10 (AKA HURPEEEEEEEESSS)
  • Carolina dry docks x20
  • Ranger merkins x20
  • Staggered hand merkins x20 (merkin with one hand on curb, one hand on ground, alternating high and low hands)
  • Wall worms across short wall section (walk across wall with hands on ground and feet up on wall)

Start back down the garage, doing lower body exercises on the way down.

  • Burps x20 (burpee with no merkin and no jump, basically hip thrusters)
  • Squat jumps x20
  • Plank jacks x20
  • Pistol squats x20 (using hand on wall for balance)
  • Burpees x10

Plank and wait for 6 to finish.  Pfeiffer takes us shopping for some clearance Halloween candy and the usual geriatric lingerie.  Recover and 10 count.

Circle up on garage deck for boat/canoe ring of fire.  Each PAX on 6 and in boat position.  Going around the circle, each PAX calls canoe (with any variation they want) and back to boat.  Goes all the way around the circle.  Variations on canoe include iron cross flutter kicks, arms up and down canoes, Koombayah canoes, and dolly canoes.  No recover, roll over to plank position and perform 20 four count mountain climbers.  Back to 6, perform 15 box cutters.  Back to plank, 20 merkins.  Back to 6, 20 four count flutter kicks.

Recover and 10 count.  Mosey back to start point for count and name-o-rama

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX – Quarantine, Uncle Rico, Swanson, A Rod, Goat Tongue, Guppy, Iceman, G6, Frank, Pfeiffer, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Quick word and prayer, didn’t push our luck out in the open.

Big Ball rock stars

THE SCENE: 48* and clear, perfect weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hops x20 IC
  • Tempo squats x10 IC
  • Merkins on 4 count, x20 IC
  • Imperial squat walkers, x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Begin mosey away from AO, pass bottom of Big Ball and pause just before Cumberland Avenue to wait on 6.  PAX perform 20 merkins and 20 squats OYO. Continue Mosey to Church Street parking lot right next to Henley Street Bridge.  PAX pick up pet rocks for rock circuit.  PAX who start with Colt 45s bump the group ahead of them to next exercise, 4 corners of lot with exercises:

  • Colt 45s – 15 rock curls from bottom to halfway point of ROM, 15 rock curls from halfway point to top of ROM, 15 rock curls full bottom to top
  • Big boy sit ups with rock pressed in the air.  Exercise until bumped by group behind
  • Squats with rock pressed above head.  Exercise until bumped by group behind
  • ABCs – Write the letters of the alphabet with the rock.  Exercise until bumped by group behind

Rotate through all exercises twice.  Replace pet rock and recover.  Mosey across Henley Street to hill at Walnut Street, and meet at bottom of hill.  Perform Lt. Dan’s all the way up hill (1 squat, 4 lunges, 2 squats, 8 lunges, etc maintaining 1:4 ratio until you reach the top).  Recover.

Mosey back towards AO, stopping at the Big Ball for Contra Burpees (increasing number of merkins in the burpee by each repetition until you reach 10 merks in the burp).  Recover. Mosey back to AO SP.

MARY:
Box cutters x15 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 PAX, 0 FNGs.  Hang Tight, Steam, Blazer, Jenner, Savannah, Manwich, Cowbell, A-Rod, Frank, Passport, Outlaw, Uncle Rico, Quarantine, Eggo, Singlet, G6, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Workouts with F3 have been a game changer in my life.  I’ve tried doing workouts and rucks that we’ve done on my own, and there is no push and the workouts have no effect.  The men that join each morning are why I’m here.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Trucking to the Pount Saturday, Big Ball AO begins Saturday workouts on Saturday as well