F3 Knoxville

5/27 Workout

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: Banana Seat, Dual Threat (Isaac Pannell), Swanson, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), vanilla, Cannon Ball (Sam Crockett), Postman (Scott Colby), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Grab coupons and head to AO

AMRAP -25 minutes
15 reps each
Overhead Press
Lunges (L+R=1)
Front Raise
Merkins
Curls
Triceps
Squats
American Hammer -4ct
Lap

EMOM
10 merkins
10 squats
5 burpees

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Let’s get Physical

AO: brickyard
Q: Natty
PAX: Appleseed, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Jim Norris, Bail Bonds, Natty, Recoil (Blake Conley), Cornhole, Gordie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Toy soldiers, 21’s and Bail Bonds couldn’t keep up so 10 penalty Burpees, sumo squats, chinooks, OH claps, army cherry pickers, OH press, Moroccan night clubs, seal claps, cherry pickers

THE THANG: Run- 1 lap then: 25 mkns, 50 BBS, 75 squats, 100 OH claps
Run 2 laps- 25 Imp walkers, 50 monkey jumpers, 75 Bobby Hurleys, 100 SSH’s. Run 3 laps, then 25 calf raises, 50 @Gmail lunges, 75 high knees, 100 shoulder press
Return to AO

MARY:nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:1 Timothy 4:8. Don’t forget to take care of the whole body

Riddle Time

AO: the-project
Q: Tom Tom
PAX: Patch Adams, Nosedive, flyball, Mathlete, Erector, TombRaider, Baby Face, Ocho, Flying Dutchman, Biohack, Artemis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Projectivators
Mountain climbers
Tempo Merkins
Tempo squats
Cherry pickers

THE THANG:

The Q gives a riddle. Whoever gets it right, picks the count. Then the Q names the exercise.

Burpees
Merkins
Carolina Dry Docks
Derkins
Diamond merkins
Wide merkins
Planks

Imperial Squalkers
Lunges
Side straddle hops
Squats
Tree pose
Bobby Hurleys

Basilisks
Big Boys
LBCs
Prone rows
Heels to heaven
American hammers
Hello Dollys
Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Look for details on Camp Biohack forthcoming

COT:

No matter what rains may fall, you are showered with blessings (Ezekiel 34:26)

Murph

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Stitch, lebowski, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lilydipper, Mr Jinxy, Kung Blue
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
We did two groups and knocked out the murph.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: while reading about Lieutenant Michael Murphy found some things I found interesting. While he’s known as an ultimate warrior and his military record is legendary, there were two times he was noted for sticking up for others. First, while he was in school, he stuck up for a kid being bullied. Second, there was a time when a homeless man was being bullied as well. It’s interesting to think he’s always had an innate sense of taking care of people.

Like Cheese and Fine Wine

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Curveball
PAX: Lilydipper, Brick, Lizzy, Drum Major, Mr Jinxy, Crash Dummy, Serpentine (Jason Pierce), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Sparkler, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Curveball, Crankbait
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
1. Side Straddle Hops (Jumping Jacks)
2. Forward Fold
3. Imperial Walkers.
4. Windmills
5. Arm Circles

THE THANG:
Find Rock Pile. Everyone get one.
Do first listed exercise to rep count. Then run to cone (25 yds) and back. Same exercise same count again. Then to cone and back. Same exercise same count again. Then to cone and back. Same exercise same count again. While waiting for the six, do AMRAP of second listed exercise. After six finishes all 4 sets of exercises, all PAX do third exercise in cadence to rep count.
So, first exercise 4 times with Rocks, second exercise while waiting, and third exercise as group.
1, 15 CMU Merkin walk-overs, Squats, Jump Squats
2, 15 Overhead CMU Press, Big boys, Flutters
3, 20 CMU Curls, Calf Raises, Twinkle Toes
4, 30 CMU Bench Press, Hello Dollys, LBCs
5, 15 CMU Triceps, Lunge, Jump Squats – Dips
6, 15 CMU Rows OR CMU Kettle Bells, LBCs, Box Cutters.

Back to flag. Exercise then run short loop (20-30 second mosey)
1. Squats – 25 reps
2. Merkins – 20 reps
3. Lunges (10 each leg) – 20 reps
4. Plank Jacks – 30 reps
5. Big Boy Sit-Ups – 20 reps
6. Burpees – 10 reps

MARY:
30 second stretch.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
T-Claps for Sparkler and his work done for Hardship Hill.

PRAYERS:
For Drum Major’s wife and all of the family after the passing of her brother.
For Convoy’s brother who is in need.
For all the F3 Brothers battling stressful situations.
And for those prayers held in our hearts.

COT:
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout
I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today

I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

Embrace the Nonsense. It makes life a lot of fun.