F3 Knoxville

Everything but the kitchen sink

AO: brickyard
Q: Spellcheck
PAX: Appleseed, Bail Bonds, Gmail, Switchgrass (Stacy Clark), Herbie, Apple seeds, 2.0s Strings & Bruce Lee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: side straddle hops tempo, squats, Thai fighters, overhead claps this and that oil, cans and cherry pickers

THE THANG:
10 of one exercise from round 1 at the bottom of commerce Hill / mosey, halfway then Bernie to the top.
10 of one exercises from round 2 at the top of commerce Hill, then mosey back down. 5 trips up & down.
Round 1: Burpee’s / Squats / Merkins / Imperial squad walkers / J Lo’s
Round 2: Big boys / Flutters / LBC’s / Australian snow angels / Freddie Mercury’s

@ the AO / 50 secs on 10 secs off / Mosey after each round
Round 3: Blockies / Lunges / Curls / OHP / Pull throughs
Round 4: Step-ups / Derkins / Wall Sit / Dips / Incline
Round 5: Rows / Murder bunnies / tricep extensions / CMU NASCAR / Swings

MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HawRidge next Friday
Come, see, switchgrass this week before he ships out!

COT: in response to the cross, we can lay down our own “volition” and take up that of The Spirit that we now have access to, because of Christ, crucified, and resurrected!

”And so, dear brothers and sisters, I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you. Let them be a living and holy sacrifice—the kind he will find acceptable. This is truly the way to worship him.“
‭‭Romans‬ ‭12‬:‭1‬ ‭NLT‬‬

Easter Zombies!

AO: shamrock
Q: KickFlip
PAX: Mermaid, slappy, Crawlspace, Caveman, Gringo, Toretto, KickFlip, Waxjob, Hot Pants, Stitch, Double Scoop, Twitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11 + 1
WARMUP: This and that – short mosey to the ichthys

THE THANG:
20 second incrementing workout
1. Mountain Climber
2. HR Merkins
3. * Shoulder taps
4. Flutter kicks
5. Box cutters
6. Imperial walkers
7. Lunges
8. Bobby Hurley
9. Iron Mikes
10. * Monkey humpers

The Beast – keep track of your total # of cumulative reps. 15 minutes of work.
– 5 min burpees
– 4 min squats
– 3 min BBS
– 2 min merkins
– 1 min plank jack

MARY:
No time!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
April 5 – Escape from Haw Ridge
April 10 – Launching The Pulpit
April 26-28 – GTE
April 27 – Convergence

COT:
Zombies on Easter!
Mathew 27:50 Then Jesus shouted out again, and he released his spirit. 51 At that moment the curtain in the sanctuary of the Temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. The earth shook, rocks split apart, 52 and tombs opened. The bodies of many godly men and women who had died were raised from the dead. 53 They left the cemetery after Jesus’ resurrection, went into the holy city of Jerusalem, and appeared to many people.

Is there a part of your spirit that is dead? Your prayer life? Your ability/desire to forgive? Your compassion for people who are disadvantaged? Your leadership role over your family? Your contentment? If so, what better way to commemorate the original Good Friday than to let Jesus resurrect that part of you and make it come alive again….TODAY!

Asylum Stations

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Grandslam, Cosmo 2, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Sawdust, Pac-man, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Dung Beetle, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Pizza Pizza, Beetle Bailey
FNGs: 1 Beetle Bailey
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We carried on the double a cross through the Asylum with 14 stops along the way to commemorate our Lord’s path to Golgotha with reflections and 1 minute AMRAPS of different exercises.
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None
COT:
It is each of our sins that bear the responsibility for our Lord’s passion and the cross.

Angry Dora

AO: dogpound
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Stitch, Madoff, Mayberry, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
The usual stuff

THE THANG:
Dora to music, partner worked while other ran a lap then flip flop
American Hammers, Plank jacks, CDD, BBS, mountain climbers, squat thrusts, merkins, burpees, wall sits, curls

MARY: Flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge 4/5
GTE 4/27

COT: Happy Easter, Enjoy the weekend!

Crabhands

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands , TRC/Crab legs
PAX: Hands, P3, TRC/Crab legs, Grandslam, Pac-man, Tropicana, Hoodless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH, Windmills, stretching
THE THANG:
Crablegs took us up Baby Everest and then to the pav a lon for the Crablegs trifecta with some running mixed in. Hands then took the lead and worked on some speed work and threw in Jack Webb for fun.
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The usual
COT:
Stick to it but don’t get discouraged and down on yourself, just get back to it.