F3 Knoxville

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬

The Boys Are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow (Curt Wright)
PAX: Bunny, Rainbow (Curt Wright), Gibbler (Tim Basch), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Hands (Robb McKeown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Woodpecker, Sawdust, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: start with 10 burpees OYO for those who didn’t help with park cleanup.
Then 20 SSH on 4ct, Imperial Walkers x12, Tie Fighters x12, Arm Circles/OH Claps/Seal Claps/This Guy x10 on 4ct
20 Rocky B’s on each side of parking lot

THE THANG:
Mosey to Cardiac 2x’s 10 hand release merkins at bottom, curve 1, curve 2, and top

Mosey to front of Asylum for 2 burpees at every other light pole.

Mosey to Overlook for 100 single count reps of ab exercise of your choice followed by lap around loop. Followed with 75 reps and run, 50 and run, then 25 and Run.
MARY:
Some Coach Wayne Dunn’s to finish us out
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

12 Minutes of prayer every day for 8 days can change your brain. Visible on a brain scan.

Week 0 Fat Coe Sandwich modified

AO: rampart
Q: Wingman (Maverick Gregory)
PAX: Lucille (Austin Williams), Feeny (Josh Banken), Skeletor (Tyson Canup), Outnumbered (Daniel Hildebrandt), Candy Crush (Reese Banken), Wingman (Maverick Gregory), Dr. Philgood, Porthole, Old English, 1-FNG Gloria!!!
FNGs: 1 1-FNG Gloria!!!
COUNT: 10
10 SSH, 10 LBAC (➡️+⬅️), 10 Moroccan Night Clubs, 10 Grady Corn, Hold Samson, 10 Tempo Squats, 6 Willie Mays Hayes, 5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers

Modified version of the 2022 Iron Pax Week 0 challenge “Fat Coe Sandwich”

Round 1
20 thrusters
20 Merkins
Bear Crawl out to Light pole Burpee Broad jump back. Every 5th jump do 3 burpees

Round 2
20 Goblet Squats
20 Curls
Crab walk to light, Lunge Back every 5th step do 3 burpees

Round 3
20 Heavy Big Boys
20 Bent Over Rows
Mosey to sign then burner back. Every light pole do 1 burpee.

Mary for time.

The obstacle is the way

AO: the-farm
Q: Trunk (Seth Knisley)
PAX: Mayberry, Driftwood (Gary Bloom), Choir Boy (Kenny Saffles), I-Beam (Ryan Gerken), Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Trunk (Seth Knisley)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
A healthy dose of static stretches followed by a warmup tabata-like routine:
– 4 rounds of each, 30 seconds on / 15 seconds off: Side Straddle Hops | Reverse Lunges | Front-Jacks | Squat Jumps

THE THANG:
Mosey to the hilltop for the following:
1 – 10 min E.M.O.M consisting of: 10 high steppers | 10 imperial walkers | 10 mountain climbers
all on a 2-count

2 – 8 round double E.M.O.M (every 2nd minute on the 2nd minute) consisting of: 10 merkins | 10 squats | 10 V-ups

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none spoken
COT: C.H. Spurgeon’s quote from his sermon about the Israelites’ hesitancy to take their inheritance (linked below). Pay attention to Resistance in your life, and assess whether or not the internal and external obstacles you face might actually be lighting your way.

www.ccel.org/ccel/spurgeon/sermons35.xxv.html