F3 Knoxville

Crazy 8s and Melee Dodgeball

AO: rampart
Q: Outnumbered (Daniel Hildebrandt)
PAX: Piston (Ralton Emory), GoDaddy (Zack Williamson), Feeny (Josh Banken), Wingman (Maverick Gregory), Skeletor (Tyson Canup), Porthole
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: (~5 min)
Side-straddle Hops, Knoxville Cherry Pickers, Willie Mays Hays, Little Baby Arm Circles (both ways, wider at the end)

THE THANG: (~20 min)
Crazy 8s – exercise, alternate mosey/bernie 50 yds
– 08 Burpees
– 16 Merkins
– 32 Big Boys
– 64 Monkey Humpers (by the highway, baby!)
– 32 Air Press with Toe Merkins
– 16 Undertakers
– 08 Burpees
– 16 Box Cutters
– 32 Squats
– 64 Pickle Pointers (where else, but by the highway!)
– 32 (single-count) Side-straddle Hops
– 16 (four-count) Freddie Mercurys
– 08 Burpees

MARY: (~20 min)
Melee Dodgeball (everybody against everybody) on the soccer field. No “out”, just exercises. A hit to the head is 5 burpees, above the waist is 5 merkins, and below the waist is 5 big boys. For a caught ball, the catcher chooses for the thrower.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New OTB workouts being planned for Harriman and Rockwood, starting next week.

COT:
Psalm 23, reflecting on how He’s got our backs.

Breakdancing the Morning Away

AO: shamrock
Q: Betty (Tyler Alexander)
PAX: Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), Caveman, Voodoo (Eric A), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), Betty (Tyler Alexander), Daniel Callis – Anchorman, Honeydew (Jason Childers), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Stitch (Brad Ware), Toretto (Larry Seufert), Skidmark (Brad Coulter), Twitch, Jarde (SP?)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
50 SSH
10 e/s TIE Fighters
Michael Phelps
Ankle Circles/Neck Circle
Cherry Pickers
Breakdancers
THE THANG:
Baseball Field/Entrance Retention Pond
20-18-16-14-12-10-8-6-4-2
Breakdancers/4 count Flutter Kicks
Baseball Field Parking Lot
20 Jump Squats – run length of parking lot – 15 HR Merkins – run length of parking lot – 20 Lunges (4 rounds)
Top Shovel Flag Lot
50-40-30-20-10
Mountain Climbers – Between each set run the length of the parking lot and back
MARY:
No time, not even for 1 burpee, everyone was sad.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
ShamRuck is an official AO now. Come out and join us on T/TH 0515-0615 we will have an extra rucksack if you are interested.
COT:
“Nobody cares what you can do fresh…” How we perform when we are fatigued is what really matters, in life and in exercise. Physically, mentally, relationaly, or in our work. How do we perform when we are tired or overwhelmed. We have a lot of people depending on us whether we are “fresh” or not. I am challenging myself to step up through my fatigue in every area of life and level up my performance. I challenge you to do the same!

O @spotter Where Art Though

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox (Chip Keim)
PAX: Butterknife, Shrubbery, Mailbox (Chip Keim), Erector (Jason Champion), 5K (Derren Burrell), (Tooth Fairy) Dana Rust, Wanderer (Dave Staab), Windex, Full Tank, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Fetch (Joel Moran), Hall Pass
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
The usual – SSH, reach for the sky, let it hang, tempo squats, tempo merkins
THE THANG:
To keep the legend of @spotter alive (trying to keep his name from fading from the memories of the gloom). We brought back the Burpin Bernie back but went heavy with CMU work. Started with 10 Blockees, ran to first line – 1 Burpee and Bernie back, next 20 Heavy lunges, ran to second line – 2 Burpees and Bernie back. Worked way up to 30 Tri Extension, 40 goblet squats, 50 curls, 60 heavy LBC, 70 overhead press/rows, 80 heavy flutter, 90 bench press, 100 heavy Freddy
MARY:
Had time for 30 box cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Talked about Joy and seeing things through glass half full lens despite trials and tribulations life throws our way. Mom’s health struggles and subsequent miracle recoveries and positive attitude through it all has been a blessing in many ways and a gut check as well when I can be frustrated or down despite much better circumstances. Thank you for prayers and checking in. Means a lot.

July Accelerate Your King

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack (Brian Brockman) , FixerUpper (Patrick Core)
PAX: Lizzy, Road Block, Herbie (Kortney Jarman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5

WARMUP:
SSH IC
Abe Vigodas
Flamingo Stretch
Baby Arm Circles, Front & Back
Michael Phelps
Merkin Jacks IC
Upright Star Gazer Stretch
Armadillo Stretch
Mountain Climbers IC
Mosey Lap Around Church

THE THANG:
July Accelerate Your King workout
30 min. to get max reps.
-150 curls
-125 cmu squats
-100 OHP
-75 cmu swings
-50 thrusters
-25 blockees

MARY: ran out of time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ruck Fitness Test on Saturday 8/5; Ruck from Quacken to Big Ball soon on a Saturday

COT: The Discipline of Confession
1 John 1:9
Confession is an opportunity to grow in humility. We have to admit to God and to ourselves that we have sinned. Confession is a good place to be. It takes us back to the foot of the cross. We were born into a fallen world. We sin against God and others and we are sinned against by other people. Confession is cathartic to release the burden of unconfessed sin before a loving and forgiving God. As Christians we trust in Christ’s sacrifice for the forgiveness of our sins. We should confess our inequities to God, David’s confession in Psalm 51 is a model for us. Also, it is good to confess sin to trusted brothers. I encourage you all to find a trusted brother that you can confess sin to.

Ruckin Around

AO: shamruck
Q: Betty (Tyler Alexander)
PAX: Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), Curry (Steve Coy), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), Mailbox (Chip Keim), Glamper, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Toretto (Larry Seufert), Betty (Tyler Alexander)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We set off on a 3.3 mile ruck with the intention of keeping the pace between 15:30 and 16:30. Goal accomplished. 💪🏻
MARY:
1 minute weighted ruck, 20 weighted flutters, 1 minute short Bethesda hold, 20 standing side crunches each side, 45 second weighted plank.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
“The body should be treated more rigorously, that it may not be disobedient to the mind.” -Seneca