F3 Knoxville

Author: BackBlasts

March Madness Beatdown

AO: bigball
Q: Postman (Scott Colby)
PAX: vanilla, Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Cannon Ball (Sam Crockett)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG: at the amphitheater
Squats x 64
Merkins x 32
BB Situps x 16
Flutters on a 4 count x 8
Burpees x 4
Mucho Lego x 2
Run to the top of the amphitheater and do 16 rows
We did six rounds of this since it takes six wins in March Madness to be the champion

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: prayers for Vanilla and his family as they are saying goodbye to their family dog this morning.

Word: Tony Bennett’s 5 Pillars of basketball and life: humility, passion, unity, servanthood and thankfulness.

Rucker turns to runner

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Colonel, Mr Jinxy, Abacus, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Lilydipper, Tenderfoot, Glamper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
No ssh

THE THANG:
Did lots of dumb things with hill sprints

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

[juco-rush] An ode to Barkley

AO: juco-rush
Q: Trash Panda (JUCO)
PAX: Data, Cheap Ride, Double Coat, Erector, Butterknife, Trash Panda (JUCO)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: mosey around

THE THANG: 5 loops of 5 things, odd loops on and even loops recovery

ANNOUNCEMENTS: watch the Race that eats its young, https://youtu.be/LZ-DE-hmiGE?si=gVj8VcB4-5o-hMeI

COT: juco

and the national champion is….

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Sawdust, Tropicana, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Farley, P3, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Rainbow, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Love’s, Double Wide
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:cbs music. 5 motivators. Lap around lot

THE THANG:

Each HIM drew a team and a seed. Divided up into 4 pods and headed to sub regional
Each HIM could reduce the burpees of each pod by naming either the nickname, Coach or player from his school
Spoiler: NCAA trivia is NOT the Pax’ bailiwick

Seeds 13-16. Denver
Scale the Rocky Mountain (baby Everest) and run down Route 66 to the next pod to bump the next group

Seeds 9-12. Providence. Like the Cloud, Providence is cold, smelly, weird. And can’t grow real grass
AMRAP of big bois, step ups, and flutters until bumped to

Seeds 5-8. Milwaukee..after running arm in arm like Laverne and Shirley to the PAV…the Pax picked a wheel of cheese (coupon) for an AMRAP of curls, table rows and derkins before being bumped to

Seeds 1-4. Lexington. The nicest region. Just like highly trained thoroughbreds we worked on legs with lunges and squats

MARY: Final Four. Trivia contest. First semi the low seed upset the top Seeds

Second semi- the 9-12 Seeds also pulled the upset

Final game- the winning trivia answer was blurted out by Sawdust….so our national champion is….the Texas Longhorns??? What in the name of Matthew McConnaughy is that??

ANNOUNCEMENTS: i might need a bracket intervention

COT:John 17: 14-16

Speak truth. With grace

Lightweight Not The Honker- Confirmed

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Cheney, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Lightweight, Snowbird, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH, Tie Fighters, Gradycorns, Rockettes, Tempo Squats

THE THANG:
40 on 20 off 4 rounds of each exercise, 1 minute between sets

MARY: putting away the CMUs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: haw ridge, F3 Roco Ice Bears, Hardship Hill

COT:2 Corinthians 4:16-18