F3 Knoxville

Author: BackBlasts

3 Quarter Pounders Please

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Lightweight, Mayberry, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 Rockettes
5 Cherry Pickers
10 Tempo Squats
Slowzy up the hill + 15 Incline Merkin Stretches + 10 Deep Dips

THE THANG:
3 Quarter Pounders
Jog There and Mario Jumps Back each time

(25)T-Merkins, (50)Squats, (75)Mountain Climbers, (100)SSH
(25)BBS, (50)Flutter Kicks, (75)Hello Dolly, (100)LBC
(25)Monkey Humpers, (50)Pike Jacks, (75)Dead Bugs, (100)GA Cheerleaders

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: QSource AO and Q101

COT: Shared that everyday I Q I feel a positive pressure to provide a good workout and a non-BS work for the COT. I also mentioned it’s become harder for me to do the word vs. the workout.

Shared that every now and then we should consider the “Love Languages” and introspect how we show love to our Heavenly Father. We need to DO something or SAY something or GIVE something…just a reminder to not only love him inside but express our love for Him.

Double Down in Brau Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Pac-man, P3, Grandslam, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Shotgun. Cowbell visiting from downrange Iowa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Brau’s shoulder mayhem. A dazzling array of merkin styles that even DoubleWide would say Brahhh

THE THANG: Brau dealing blackjack. 21 was the number of the day and the number of the day was 21. Aka Super 21s

1 merkin 1 big boi
2 merkins 2 big bois
3 merkins 3 big bois

(Surely even the most dim can snuff out the pattern here)
….
21 merkins 21 big bois

(God be with you should you have to sneeze later)

MARY: fellowship slow mosey/stagger back to AOQ. Entertained by cornfield hijinks stories from Shotgun

ANNOUNCEMENTS: dad camp but tough turnips if you didn’t already sign up. Gibbler already snagged the plush accommodations anyway.

COT: We can see what can be, unburdened by what has been

ShamRUCK

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, Booster, Mermaid, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Catching up on old incomplete back blasts

Follow that frisbee

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy, Bartman, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Very special WARMUP

THE THANG:
Mosey to the causeway rail rows 25, 20, 15
15 Dips and 10 decline merkins at the large pavillion x 2
20 incline merkins
Mosey to the parking lot.
After buy-in (3 wmd merkins) pax rolls exercise dice and throws frisbee to see how many reps. Mosey to far cone and back to frisbee for exercise.
Round two we did 2 exercises per throw
Exercises:
Burpees
Crunches
Squats
Lunges
Ssh

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad camp this weekend
Check out the q sources ao on Sunday mornings at 0600.

COT:
Everyone makes mistakes, turn them in to opportunities to learn

Fear the Brau, bruh

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Tropicana, P3, Grandslam, TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: No time for such nonsense. The Brau waits for no one

THE THANG: mosey around the entire livelong park. Follow the Brau. Stopping periodically for merkins and other stuff

MARY: she ain’t here

ANNOUNCEMENTS: one nation under Brau

COT: a Brau divided amongst itself cannot stand