F3 Knoxville

Author: Biohack

The Whole Story

THE SCENE: Cool and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Projectivator
  • Easy lap w/ high knees, butt kicks, strides
  • Tempo merkins
  • Cherry pickers
  • Tempo squat

THA-THANG:

  • Death march to ORAU Hill the long way
  • After each exercise sprint up hill; mosey down
  • 1 minute merkins
  • 1 minute big boys
  • 1 minute squats
  • 1 minute plank
  • 1 minute merkins
  • 1 minute LBCs
  • 1 minute imperial squalkers
  • 1 minute plank

Mosey back to the flag. We stopped at the playground for some pull ups.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
May the 4th is tomorrow.  When watching the Original Trilogy, you think the story is about Luke, but after watching the Prequel Trilogy, you realize that the story is about Anakin.  A story of redemption.

Also, God laid on my heart this week to be aware of the legacy I’m leaving.  I shared the tale of Steve Jobs.  He built a huge company that changed the world, but within months of his death, Apple launched a product he said they’d never sell:  the iPad Mini.

Our legacy is much more affected by the people we influence throughout our lives.  Our children, wives, friends, coworkers, and others.  The values we invest in them and the fruit of the Spirit we bear around them will make a bigger impact than the work of our hands.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP this Friday!  Family workout postponed to May 14th.

Family Workout

THE SCENE: Clear, beautiful, 50s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side Straddle Hop
  • Tempo squats
  • Merkins
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

2 of our 2.0’s helped lead this workout:  Chicken Lady and Kitty Cat.

  • Infection
  • Partner work (bell)
    • Dips(10)
    • Step ups(10)
    • Burpee hi-fives(5)
  • Playground
    • Climb and slide(3)
    • Wallups(5)
    • Snake
  • Theatre
    • Bear crawl crab infection
    • Big boys(10)
    • LBC(20)
    • Flutter kicks( In Cadence)
  • Hill
    • Bear crawl up
    • Crab walk down
  • Parking lot
    • Skip
    • Burnie
  • Back to field Indian run
    • Relay races

 

MARY:

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Chicken Lady read Matthew 3 about the Baptism of Jesus.

Early Life of Moses (again)

THE SCENE: Cold 25F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Projectivator – 11
  • Overhead clap
  • Tempo squat
  • Cherry picker

THA-THANG:

  1. Draw him from the water:  1min of Walpies
  2. Raised as an Egyptian:  1min of inverse rows
  3. Murder the Egyptian:  1min of murder bunnies w/out blocks
  4. Flee to Midian:  hustle to K25 hill
  5. Burning bush: 1min of Al Gore
  6. 10 Plagues on the hill (1min of exercises then run up/down the hill)
    1. Merkins
    2. Big boys
    3. Mountain Climbers
    4. LBCs
    5. Basilisk
    6. Hello Dolly
    7. Squats
    8. Lunges
    9. Side Straddle Hop
    10. Burpies
  7. 17 When Pharaoh let the people go, God did not lead them by way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near. For God said, “Lest the people change their minds when they see war and return to Egypt.” 18 But God led the people around by the way of the wilderness toward the Red Sea. And the people of Israel went up out of the land of Egypt equipped for battle.
    1. Run around ORAU campus back to the flag

MARY:
Skip the length of the parking lot.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Moses was flawed but was used by God for good. Unlike most stories (Biblical, heroic, fairy tale, etc), we see most of Moses’s life and it doesn’t end with “happily ever after.”  It ends with his death in failure after a life of great achievement.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Family Q on February 12th

Sins Build Upon Each Other

THE SCENE: Cold and clear. 25F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Seal squats
  3. Cherry picker
  4. Overhead clap
  5. Mosey to the recruiting center

THA-THANG:

Sins build upon each other 2 Samuel 11

  1. Lazy – 1 blockees
    1. verse 1 In the spring of the year, the time when kings go out to battle, David sent Joab, and his servants with him, and all Israel. And they ravaged the Ammonites and besieged Rabbah. But David remained at Jerusalem. 
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 curls
  2. Lust – 2 blockees
    1. verse 2 It happened, late one afternoon, when David arose from his couch and was walking on the roof of the king’s house, that he saw from the roof a woman bathing; and the woman was very beautiful. 3 And David sent and inquired about the woman. And one said, “Is not this Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?”
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 kettle bell swings, 10 curls
  3. Adultery – 3 blockees
    1. verse 4 So David sent messengers and took her, and she came to him, and he lay with her. (Now she had been purifying herself from her uncleanness.) Then she returned to her house. 5 And the woman conceived, and she sent and told David, “I am pregnant.” 
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 tricep extensions, 10 kettle bell, 10 curls
  4. Lies – 4 blockees
    1. verse 6 So David sent word to Joab, “Send me Uriah the Hittite.” And Joab sent Uriah to David. 7 When Uriah came to him, David asked how Joab was doing and how the people were doing and how the war was going. 8 Then David said to Uriah, “Go down to your house and wash your feet.” And Uriah went out of the king’s house, and there followed him a present from the king. 
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 squats, 10 tricep extensions, 10 kettle bell, 10 curls
  5. Jealousy – 5 blockees
    1. verse 9 But Uriah slept at the door of the king’s house with all the servants of his lord, and did not go down to his house. 10 When they told David, “Uriah did not go down to his house,” David said to Uriah, “Have you not come from a journey? Why did you not go down to your house?” 11 Uriah said to David, “The ark and Israel and Judah dwell in booths, and my lord Joab and the servants of my lord are camping in the open field. Shall I then go to my house, to eat and to drink and to lie with my wife? As you live, and as your soul lives, I will not do this thing.”
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 overhead press, 10 squats, 10 tricep extensions, 10 kettle bell, 10 curls
  6. Conspiracy – 6 blockees
    1. verse 12 Then David said to Uriah, “Remain here today also, and tomorrow I will send you back.” So Uriah remained in Jerusalem that day and the next. 13 And David invited him, and he ate in his presence and drank, so that he made him drunk. And in the evening he went out to lie on his couch with the servants of his lord, but he did not go down to his house. 
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 heave hammers (2 count), 10 overhead press, 10 squats, 10 tricep extensions, 10 kettle bell, 10 curls
  7. Brief intermission to do 5 pull ups each
  8. Murder – 7 blockees
    1. verse 14 In the morning David wrote a letter to Joab and sent it by the hand of Uriah. 15 In the letter he wrote, “Set Uriah in the forefront of the hardest fighting, and then draw back from him, that he may be struck down, and die.” 
    2. Carry block across parking lot – 20 thrusters, 10 heavy hammers, 10 overhead press, 10 squats, 10 tricep extensions, 10 kettle bell, 10 curls

 

MARY:

  1. Mosey to the pool wall for 7 wall ups
  2. Mosey to the parallel bars for 17 inverted rows
  3. Mosey to the Friendship bell for 17 dips
  4. Return to base
  5. Sprint the parking lot
  6. Mathlete led us through Kickflips weekly challenge of pushups and planks (pull ups already completed; see above)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

  1. Sins build upon each other.  Nathan came to confront David and deliver God’s judgement.
  2. We spoke about how nobody around David confronted him earlier in his path and how hubris is a fatal trap of leadership.
  3. Accountability and true friends are needed for leaders.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Juco change of AOQ tomorrow.  Family workout on Feb 5th.

The 12 Pains of Christmas

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THE SCENE: 28F –  Cold and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Overhead clap
  3. Cherry picker
  4. Windmill
  5. Seal Squats

THA-THANG:
Reindeer death march (indian run w/ burpee) to a hill in the parking lot of ORAU campus.

12 Pains of Christmas:  Just like the song, starting at 1, do the number of exercises and all previous exercises, then run up the hill to touch the “North Pole” (light pole).

  1. Burpee
  2. Imperial Squalkers
  3. Basilisks
  4. Merkins
  5. Big Boys
  6. Lunges
  7. Side straddle hops
  8. Prone rows
  9. Diamond merkins
  10. Heels to heaven
  11. Squats
  12. Burpees

Mosey to the Friendship Bell and perform 30 dips.  Kickflip said he loves dips, so we mosey’ed to the dip bars for 10 more dips and 20 inverse rows.

MARY:
Dealer’s choice: Bobbit – LBCs, Borg – Freddy Mercury

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Don’t make Christmas a pain.  Remember why we celebrate it.

Genealogy of Jesus (Matthew 1 and Luke 3)

Differences:

  1. Audience (Jews – Matthew vs. Gentiles – Luke)
  2. Matthew starts at Abraham and goes forward
  3. Luke goes backward to Adam
  4. David’s son:  Solomon vs. Nathan
    1. Matthew is Joseph’s lineage
    2. Luke is Mary’s lineage
      1. The text says “Joseph, the son of Heli”
      2. Heli was Mary’s father and adopted Joseph for inheritance since he had no sons of his own.
    3. Other explanations

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Oak Ridge Christmas Parade this Saturday
  • Emerald Youth Christmas Store