F3 Knoxville

Author: Junk

Burn the Wet Wood

THE SCENE: 48 and dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x20

Cherry Pickers IC x5

‘Mericans IC X10

Mountain climbers IC x10

THA-THANG:

CMU Exercises
Ratchet Squrls = Ratchet squat curls
French Military Squats
Stocky Balboas = weighted Rocky’s
Lunging Tricep Extensions
Blocky Hurley’s
BURN OUTS
250 of each
Start wherever you want, finish wherever you want – but once you start an exercise you have to finish it!
When you burn out either arms or legs, run to the tennis courts and grab a ball. Do what it says x 10. Run back and start where you left off.
Dodgeball – we have balls, if you get hit you do the exercise x10. If you catch it they do it x20.. Once the exercise is done you join again

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Junk, Mayberry, Sparky, I-beam, Hot Tub, Scooter, Snitch, Abacus, Waxjob
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

– Recapped the story of Elijah
1 Kings 18
God is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes the wood is wet because of our circumstances, or our environment. Sometimes it’s wet because of relational issues, or our internal crapola. Sometimes it’s wet because we have been pouring buckets of water over ourselves with our own decisions. Whatever the reason, He is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes He even wants the wood wet for His Glory, just to show that it’s only Him who could have done it. So even if you feel like you’re dealing with wet wood, ask for the fire!

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MOLESKIN:
We spent time praying for Wallball’s dad who is getting a consultation for a heart transplant today..
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Sand Clerks, Stocky Balboa and other assorted randos

THE SCENE:  39° and chilly

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

 Today this included “I’ve never used a timer before“ and “I take no responsibility for this random Apple playlist“
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch  what you want while the Q explains the stations.
THA-THANG:
.Ratchet Squat curls (lateral elbow, medial knee – 30lb or CMU

The Thinker – lunge, curl outer arm, tricep extend inner arm – 20lb

Stocky Balboas – weighted Rocky’s
– 35s or CMU
Sand Clerk – Sandbag clean and jerk
French Military Squats – (surrender first!)
– 30lb plate overhead
Fly Squatters – bent over squat w/ 25lb dumbbell fly
Flutterbys – calf raise + deltoid raise w/ wrist extension (release your inner snowflake)

90 second stations, 15 second rests. One station in the middle for mosey/rest.

Cool Down:
SSH IC x25

Cherry Pickers IC x5

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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs showed up to get stronger
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A simple truth: You don’t deserve forgiveness, grace or unconditional love.
Two thoughts:
1) For you guys who always feel unworthy, like you don’t deserve love or forgiveness – you’re right! You don’t…and neither do the rest of us, but it is freely offered and not yours to try to earn or pay for. Accept it with a grateful heart and feel the warmth and love of the one who bought it for you!
2) For you guys who have a hard time forgiving or letting go of things that have been perpetrated against you. If you don’t deserve the forgiveness and unconditional love that has been offered to you – you really don’t deserve to withhold those things from someone else. Choose to forgive and love the way it has been given to you – especially for folks who REALLY don’t deserve it.
Love God first, then everyone else. MOLESKIN
Wallball shared his Dad is getting a consultation for a heart transplant. That’s not some distant cousin having a hard time with allergies, this is real stuff. Take it seriously and pray hard.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

The Crippled Krakken

THE SCENE: 39 and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Grab some weight, jump around and stretch something. .
THA-THANG

Ten stations

25 reps x 15 min, 20 reps x 15 min, 15 reps x 15 min

  •  Overhead sandbag sumo squats
  •  Sandbag cleans
  •  Dumbbell curls
  •  Tricep extensions
  •  Overhead press
  •  Goblet squats
  •  CMU rocky balboa’s
  •  Slam ball
  •   Dumbbell Merican  rows
  •  45 pounds flamingos

When you finish your station, take a lap and fill an empty station. If the only empty station is the one you left: tough luck, do it again.

MARY:
Who needs washboards when you’ve got pipes?

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX

Mayberry, Shooter, I-beam, Butters, Cosmo, Swirlie, Bartman, Scooter, Wallball
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
PAY ATTENTION!

Recently I had a few guys approach me about starting a small group of men to discuss life issues, challenges, struggles and sharpen each other. The first few weeks I was pleased that we could talk through some major issues they were dealing with and I shared from my experiences and how my wife and I handled many of these things in our own marriage.  About six weeks later I had a conversation with my wife where she expressed that she had felt neglected, unseen, unloved and virtually ignored for about that length of time. I was stunned. I  had absolutely no idea she felt that way. As I looked back over the previous two months I realized that I had spent the majority of the time focused significantly on myself. I had several trips, went to multiple ball games, and was overall focused on my own enjoyment and pleasure. The word for today is “Pay Attention.”  Don’t allow yourself to simply coast through life doing what comes naturally. You can lose the things and the ones you love, you can damage people and you can hurt yourself if you’re not paying attention to your attitudes, actions and motivations.  It takes hard work to get back from these far off places. The work is worth it, but you’re better off avoiding them in the first place. Pay attention!

“Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.”
‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭5:8‬ ‭ESV‬‬
http://bible.com/59/1pe.5.8.esv

MOLESKIN:
Great, cold work!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

Lightning Fest

THE SCENE 

68 and lightning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15

Cherry Pickers x8

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THA-THANG:

Lightning like a mother…audible to coffee

MARY:
Coffee crunches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Coffee is good.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Fear the Lord

THE SCENE:

68 and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Quick mosie around the outhouse

SSH x20 IC
Cherry Pickers x10 IC
Some o’ this, Some o’ that
THA-THANG:

Tre UP! Get a CMU and a pair of rocks

FEAR THE LORD (Dora Exercise)

Partner 1: rock/CMU exercise

Partner 2: run to the hill

Partner 3: Hill exercise

Rock exercises: 200 total each

Flys (2 rocks)
External rotation curls (2 rocks)
ABCs (Alphabet x6)
Rows (big rock)

Tricep extensions
Hello Dolly
Elf on the shelf (lift, reach across overhead)

Lazy Boy Curls (palm up grip)
Overhead Press
Reverse crunches
Dry docks

Hill exercises: 20 each
Wide Merkins
Imperial Walkers
Squats
Derkins
OPP (one armed pickle pounder)
Mountie Squats (toes out)

MARY:
Didn’t we do enough during the beatdown?
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Tank,  shooter, Tweety, Bowflex, Butters, Frosty, Bartman, Farva, Fluteloop, I-beam, Respect, Snitch, Wagon Wheel, Booger, Laettner,  Abacus, Detention, Woodshack, Deadhead, Ribbed, Podium, LA-Z-Boy, Waxjob, Smoker
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I have a colleague w/ wisdom and maturity issues. Started praying about him, and then for him to develop more maturity and wisdom. God chuckled at me. “It takes one to know one, my boy! Don’t you remember when this was you?”

Immediately I had the words of Proverbs 9 in my head. The fear of the Lord is the BEGINNING of wisdom.

I do remember, because it wasn’t too long ago and I consistently fail in these same things. The fear of the Lord is the BEGINNING of wisdom.

I don’t know where the end is, but the beginning of wisdom is fearing the Lord. This isn’t about being terrified or feeling guilt and shame for our wrong doing. This is about recognizing the natural order of things and in whose world we are living. Recognizing whose children we interact with every day and just how much He loves us…AND them! We are loved as sons, but we bear the responsibility to carry that name!

We all think we’re football experts. We’ll talk for hours about what needs to change. We’ll tweet endlessly, and even call into radio shows to second guess decisions. But none of us would walk into Jeremy Pruitt’s office and presume to tell him what he needs to do or how he could do it better. Why? ‘cuz that’s his world and we KNOW we don’t belong in charge of it.

Apply the same to God. You are not in control of half of what you think you are, and you mismanage most of what you are in control when you do it under your own steam. Recognize whose you are and in whose land you live…change that perspective and you’ll see some new wisdom come your way.

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and the knowledge of the Holy One is insight. For by me your days will be multiplied, and years will be added to your life. If you are wise, you are wise for yourself; if you scoff, you alone will bear it.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭9:10-12‬ ‭ESV‬‬
http://bible.com/59/pro.9.10-12.esv MOLESKIN:
This was a tough workout, but a pretty fun one. Lots of mumble chatter and sore muscles. I was proud of the men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill registration is full!