F3 Knoxville

Author: Waxjob

Sandbaggin’ it

THE SCENE: Muggy. Just muggy. Started sweating just doing Cherry Pickers.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
For possibly the first time ever, YHC started out with something other than SSH:
5x Cherry Pickers IC
15x Tn Rocking Chairs IC
10x Tempo Merkins IC
10x Tempo Lunges IC
5x Cobra Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:
Everyone grab a CMU and mosey over to the Dragon. There are 16 cardboard stations laid out a couple feet apart along the path, with a 90lb sandbag at the end.
Starting at the sandbag, everyone mans a station with no skips, leaving the ones at the end unmanned (YHC was prepared for a crowd…)
First PAX schleps the sandbag straight up the grass hill and back down around the path while everyone else does the exercise at their station AMRAP until he gets back.
He hands the sandbag to the next PAX while everyone moves up a station, and then goes to the last manned station.
Once everyone has done each station and carried the sandbag, everyone goes down to the end where the unmanned stations are, grabs a cardboard, and brings it back where they were. Repeat the AMRAPS/Sandbag carry.
For the third round, there are now two options at each station. Each PAX picks which exercise to do at each station.
Round 1:
Calf Raise
Twist Lunge
OHP
Ice Skaters
Curls
V-ups
Squat Thrust

Round 2:
Wood Choppers
Blockees
Squats
Tricep Extensions
Bent Rows
Up/Over Merkins
Alpos

Round 3:
To each his own.

MARY:
Bring the blocks back to the AO. Props to Repeat for schlepping the sandbag and Lebowski for doubling up on the CMUs!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX managed to avoid drowning in the wet air.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My mother in law passed away from Alzheimers about a month ago. As the disease progressed and took more of her mind, she forgot who anyone was. But she never forgot the Lord, and still talked to Him and about Him to all of us. At her Celebration of Life service, we played the old hymn “It Is Well”, because even until the end she knew that it was well with her soul. Ended the COT by singing that hymn.
MOLESKIN:
Thanks to Matlock for calling out the CMUs! The PAX moved a lot of weight today!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Off the Chain coming up August 21st! Sign up! Also sign up for Hardship Hill… This will be year 4 and it’s bigger and better every year!

(No) Cones of Shame

THE SCENE: Low 70s and clear. Moon is supposed to be just about full, but must be below the horizon.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
25x SSH IC
5x Cherry Pickers IC
5x Cobra Burpees OYO
15x Rockettes IC
10x Tempo Lunge IC
10x Tempo Merkins IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the skate park and partner up for some Dora.
100 V-Ups
200 Squats
300 Shoulder Taps
Flutter kix for the six
Running partner crosses the skate park, vaults over the wall, one burpee, vaults back over and returns to relieve.

Mosey back to the AO and grab a CMU. Line up by the tennis court.
First man in line calls exercise for 25 reps. Run to the light pole and back. R&R.
Exercises called:
Tricep Extension
Squat Thrust
Lawn Mower
Curl
Blockee
That’s about enough… Put up the blocks.

MARY:
25x Flutter Kicks IC
15x Crunches IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX this morning, not including the maniac who came streaking out of the woods.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I struggled with motivation at work yesterday. I certainly didn’t give it my all. As I lay in bed reflecting, Colossians 3:23 came to mind: “Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men.” I was working for men yesterday, and men who I didn’t feel necessarily deserved “hearty” effort at the. But the Lord deserves such all the time.

MOLESKIN:
YHC arrived early with a plan to set up some laps at the track. Hopped out of the car and dug around in the back for my cones. Where are they? Oh… I left them at Shamrock last time I Qd over there. Crap. Time to audible!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Off the Chain coming up Aug 21! Get signed up!

Crazy 48s, Bomb Shelter edition

THE SCENE: Dry, but with the usual midsummer thick-as-pea-soup air.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Pretty sure the disclaimer happened… YHC was a bit late getting down to Alcoa.
WARM-O-RAMA:
25x SSH IC courtesy of Drifter
5x Cherry Pickers
10x Rockettes
10x Imperial Squat Walkers
10x LBAC each way

THA-THANG:
Crazy 48s on the grinder:
24 merkins at Pavalon end, 24 at the Scrapyard for a total of 48
Half-lap mosey around the park (about a quarter mile)
12 merkins and 12 iron mikes at each of the 4 corners of the grinder for 48 each
Half-lap around the park
8 merkins, 8 iron mikes, and 8 V-ups at each corner plus the midpoints of the long sides. 48 each again.
Half-lap around the park
6 each of merkins, iron mikes, V-ups, and 8-ct body builders at each corner of a figure-8 around the grinder for the last 48.

MARY:
Just finished the last 48 right on time. No Mary today.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 came out to kick Thursday square in the jaw.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My mother in law passed away from Alzheimers a couple of weeks ago. As the disease progressed and took more of her mind, she forgot who anyone was. But she never forgot the Lord, and still talked to Him and about Him to all of us. At her Celebration of Life service, we played the old hymn “It Is Well”, because even until the end she knew that it was well with her soul. Ended the COT by singing that hymn.
MOLESKIN:
Terribly sorry about being late. But those 48s would have been a bit crazier if I hadn’t turned around for a pit stop.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
So much to do! 2.0 workout next weekend, Off the Chain next month. Sign up!

12 Rounds at the Pound

THE SCENE: Clear, cool, comfortable (for now)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20 IC
Cobra Burpees x5 OYO
Windmills x10 IC
Hindurkins x10 IC
Standard Burpees x5 OYO
Crabettes x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Everybody grab a CMU and come back to the circle. We have a Weinke with 12 exercises. All are 20 reps.
After each exercise, take a lap around the outhouse and come back for the next one.
Exercises:
Squat Thrust
BBS with CMU
Up & Over Merkins (10 per side)
Alpos
Overhead Press (10 per arm)
Weighted calf raise
Flutter Kicks
Weighted Squats
Lawn Mowers (20 per side)
Box jumps (performed at the outhouse retaining wall)
Curls
Front Raise

When you get done, R&R

MARY:
Just a few LBCs while the slowpokes put up their CMUs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 strong with one FNG. Welcome Aladdin’s EH Abu!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When Your Burden is Overwhelming (from utmost.org)
We must recognize the difference between burdens that are right for us to bear and burdens that are wrong. We should never bear the burdens of sin or doubt, but there are some burdens placed on us by God which He does not intend to lift off. God wants us to roll them back on Him— to literally “cast your burden,” which He has given you, “on the Lord….” If we set out to serve God and do His work but get out of touch with Him, the sense of responsibility we feel will be overwhelming and defeating. But if we will only roll back on God the burdens He has placed on us, He will take away that immense feeling of responsibility, replacing it with an awareness and understanding of Himself and His presence.

Many servants set out to serve God with great courage and with the right motives. But with no intimate fellowship with Jesus Christ, they are soon defeated. They do not know what to do with their burden, and it produces weariness in their lives. Others will see this and say, “What a sad end to something that had such a great beginning!”

“Cast your burden on the Lord….” You have been bearing it all, but you need to deliberately place one end on God’s shoulder. “…the government will be upon His shoulder” (Isaiah 9:6). Commit to God whatever burden He has placed on you. Don’t just cast it aside, but put it over onto Him and place yourself there with it. You will see that your burden is then lightened by the sense of companionship. But you should never try to separate yourself from your burden.
MOLESKIN:
Pouring one out for the CMU pile at the Asylum….
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Donations this month for Safe Haven ministries!

Eezy at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: Clear and mid 50s (I think)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
Cherry Pickers x5
TN Rocking Chair x15
LBAC x15 fwd, back
Grady Corns x15

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the playground. There’s a cardboard at the playground, and one up and the outhouse.
Do all 4 exercises at the playground, then run to the outhouse and do all 4 there.
Repeat, but drop the last exercise until done.
Playground:
5 Pull ups
10 Merkins
15 Mountain Climbers
20 Monkey Humpers

Outhouse:
5 Burpees
10 Squat Jumps
15 BBS
20 Shoulder Taps

Once done, gather up for 20 more BBS before heading to the tennis court.

At the tennis court, partner up for Doracides.
100 Merkins
200 BBS
300 Squats
400 Half-Burpees (skip the Merkin)
Partner runs suicides across court

Half-burpees were added for the cheetahs…

MARY:
20x Flutter Kicks
20x Wide Flutter Kicks
15x Side Crunches each side

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Dirty Dozen today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Short word today – Be ye kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another even as God for Christ’s sake has forgiven you. Focus on the forgiveness. Forgiveness is fully in your court. It doesn’t require an apology, or even knowledge on the part of the one who’s wronged you.
MOLESKIN:
Felt like today was a bit on the easy side of average. Not bad for easing into the week I guess…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Donations for Safe Haven ministries!