F3 Knoxville

Core Mountain III

THE SCENE: Wet, Sloppy Wet!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Join us if you dare. This is our third attempt at core mountain. It is modified to help us actually make it to the top.

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Side Lunges, Lunges, Merkins, Cherry Pickers

Core Mountain version 3.0:

Do 25 of subsequent exercises at each station which are 100 feet apart. Run between each station. Going up our beloved Juco-manjaro.
We’ll determine what a 100 feet is by taking turns carrying a CMU that is tied to each end of a 100 foot rope.
While the team does the 25 reps, one person carries one cmu until the rope gets taught. Then stops and the team picks up the other end of the rope (with cmu attached) and we run to the lead cmu HIM and begin the next exercise. This proceeds to the top of JUCO Manjaro.  It’s approximately 1800 feet to the top, so here are the 18 stations.

  • Big Boy Situps
  • Crunches
  • Scissors
  • Flutters
  • American Hammers
  • Leg Lifts
  • Bicycles
  • Cross Toe Touches
  • Rainbow Drops
  • Windshield Wipers
  • Cross Mountain Climbers
  • Heel Touches
  • Box Cutters
  • Hello Dollys
  • Groiner
  • Side Crunches
  • Supermans
  • Plank Destroyers

The plank destroyers toasted us as we ran out of time. But we did make it to the top!!! Yay, third times a charm.

MARY: No time for marry.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Happy New Year! Thanks for a great 2018!

Ruck Friendly Q

THE SCENE: 34 degrees cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Pre-ruck with 5 weirdos

ALL EXERCISES PERFORMED WITH RUCK ON (UNLESS YOU DON’T OWN A RUCK THEN YOU GET A CMU).

Over head claps x 30 IC

Mtn Climbers x 20 IC

Tempo Merkin x 10 IC

8 Count Body Builder x 5 IC
THA-THANG:
Bear With Me x 2 Complete 1 through 5 the repeat 5 through 1.

  1. 10 yd bear crawl – 20 Squat
  2. 10 yd bear crawl – 20 merkin
  3. 10 yd bear crawl – 20 curls with ruck or cmu
  4. 10 yd bear crawl – 20 flutter (4ct)
  5. 10 yd bear crawl – 20 mtn climbers (4ct)

Aiken Legs Mosey to planters at school entrance

20 squat, 20 step up, 20 lunges (3 rounds)

Catalina Wine Mixer x10

Plank—>Pharaoh left arm then right—>last arm down first arm up—>merkin = 1 rep

MARY:
Murican Hammers with Ruck/CMU x 10 IC

Flutters x 30 IC Ruck overhead
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It is about to be a new year. Set your goals where you can reach them but be challenged. Be thankful for going to work. Put your family first. Do the hard task first each day.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bear Mountain

THE SCENE:  35 and cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

This much fun can’t be free is it???

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 reps of

  • SSH
  • LUNGES
  • CHERRY PICKERS
  • HIGH KNEES
  • BUTT KICKERS
  • RUNNING WITH BURPEES

THE THANG

The workout had three stages.

1) Tabata warmup

Run to cmu pile, with a few burpees along the way. Get yourself a cmu and run to the brick wall.

Do 20 seconds of work (with 10 seconds of rest) of the following

  • CMU Pull Overs
  • CMU Push ups (on your back)
  • CMU Freddy Murcuries
  • CMU Pull Overs
  • CMU Push ups (on your back)
  • CMU Freddy Murcuries

2) BBB’s Over to the bowl

Take about 15 minutes to get to the bowl hill (perhaps Stadium is a better name, yeah I like that). You only move the block by doing a big boy by grabbing the block which is behind you and moving it to between your feet. Then get up and do a broad jump (hopefully about equal to your fully extended body length), and roll back to grab and move the block by doing a big boy situp. Thus moving the block.

We sucked up some time with this one and made it about 3/4 of the way there and then transitioned to mosey with it, in the interest of what was to come!!!!

3) BEAR MOUNTAIN

Start at the bottom of the stadium and take two lunges up the hill with your cmu. Drop your CMU and backwards bear crawl back to where you started and then forwards bear crawl back up to your CMU. Pick up your CMU and do two lunges.

Repeat this cycle until we get to the top of the hill.

MARY:

Back at the AO, do 20 exercises, in cadence, of your choosing. We ended up with a wicked core workout:

  • Merkins
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Side Crunches
  • Freddy Murcuries
  • Squats
  • Mountain Climbers
  • can’t remember??

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Challenged by @FAST-N-EASY several weeks ago I was reflecting on scripture backup for the “God says NO” verses which are:

  • I asked God to take away my habit. God Said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.
  • I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.
  • I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn’t granted, it is learned.
  • I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.
  • I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.
  • I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No. You must grown on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.
  • I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give you life that you may enjoy all things.
  • I asked God to help me love others as much as he loves me. God said, Ahhhh, finaly you have the idea.

This day is yours, don’t throw it away

This letter really challenges and resonates with me. We know we have a loving God but are still faced with the reality of so much suffering in this world. In reading 2 Kings 23, I was floored by the scripture saying:
https://www.bible.com/bible/100/2KI.23.NASB

25Before him there was no king like him who turned to the Lord with all his heart and with all his soul and with all his might, according to all the law of Moses; nor did any like him arise after him.
26However, the Lord did not turn from the fierceness of His great wrath with which His anger burned against Judah, because of all the provocations with which Manasseh had provoked Him. 27The Lord said, “I will remove Judah also from My sight, as I have removed Israel. And I will cast off Jerusalem, this city which I have chosen, and the temple of which I said, ‘My name shall be there.'”

Which sort of, in my mind, backs up the “God says No” writtings. His ways are not our ways, Today is a gift from God, His will, will not be thwarted. We are called out into the deep deep ocean of God’s challenges which do not shy away from challenges and struggles, but push through them. He will not spoil us with forever saying yes to us. Indeed, his challenges are a sign of his love for us. https://www.desiringgod.org/messages/the-painful-discipline-of-our-heavenly-father

For consider him who has endured such hostility by sinners against himself, so that you may not grow weary and lose heart. You have not yet resisted to the point of shedding blood in your striving against sin; and you have forgotten the exhortation which is addressed to you as sons, “My son, do not regard lightly the discipline of the Lord, nor faint when you are reproved by him; for those whom the Lord loves he disciplines, and he scourges every son whom he receives.” It is for discipline that you endure; God deals with you as with sons; for what son is there whom his father does not discipline? . . . All discipline for the moment seems not to be joyful, but sorrowful; yet to those who have been trained by it, afterwards it yields the peaceful fruit of righteousness. (Hebrews 12:3–11)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Come on out this Friday for what could possibly be your last chance in 2018 to ascend our beloved JUCO-Manjaro.

Those are a real thing?

THE SCENE: 37 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
IC 4ct Cherry pickers

IC 4ct SSH

IC 4ct Worlds Greatest Merkin
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Matterhorn IC 4ct Mountian climbers at the bottom

Mosey to the pav-a-lon

Battle Buddy up for Dora

  • 100 Burpee pull ups
  • 200 pistol squats
  • 200 hand stand push ups
  • 100 Turkish get ups
  • BB runs to the top of the hill

BBS-icide back down Matterhorn

Mosey to the AO

MARY:
Took care of her on the BBS-icide
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
BOM was given in route back to the AO so that I didn’t get all emo in the circle. I shared about my 99 year old grandfather who was admitted to the ER last night for a minor stroke.  As @La-z-boy said he was a true badass.

He was born in 1919 and immigrated from Italy through Ellis Island in 1928-9.  The family lived in south western PA and that is where he met my very Irish grandmother. He worked very hard to impress my great-grandmother and she did not want my grandmother to marry him because “all Italians carry knives”.  He was drafted into WWII and served in the Army Corps of Engineers in the Pacific theater.  While over seas and because they couldn’t loved ones back home where they were, he and his buddies would make jewelry for their significant others out of coins, airplane parts, and scrap metal and adding in shells, and items they found on the islands.  He survived the war, came home, and went to college on the GI bill.  He got a job at a bank starting in the mail room, and eventually worked his way up to president. They moved to FL when my mom was young because she had asthma and it the doctors told them to “move someplace warm”.  So he packed up his family and moved them around from extended family so my mom could have a better life.  He sacrificed for our country, for his wife, and for his kids.

He taught me to love Jesus.  He was one of the first men I always saw sing at church. (How many do you see not sinigning in church?)  He said “God have us a voice and we should use it to praise him”.

Through him I also have witnessed unconditional love.  He loved my grandmother like no love I have ever seen before. Through lots and lots of good times, some small bad times, and even as she suffered and lost the fight with Alzheimer’s.  He loved and served her like no other love ever. She passed in 2009, but he keeps right on loving her. I feel ashamed sometimes that I don’t treat my wife the same love, care, and service as he treated my grandmother.

Additionally, he also unconditionally loves my mom and uncle, and always gives them second chances even if he didn’t agree with their choices. He loves my sister, me, and his other grand kids, even though our life choices make him shake his head sometimes.  He loves my kids, his first great grandkids, and was so worried this year that his Christmas cards to them didn’t arrive in time.

When I asked him about his health routine he said it is to walk regularly; find things to occupy your mind; a beer for lunch everyday; a glass if red wine with dinner; and always be thankful.

He’s lived his whole life and I’ve never once heard him complain, grumble, brag about himself, or put himself first.  He is always smiling and joyful and always puts other first.

Granted I hope to live till I’m 99, but I really wish I could live with his same attitude.

MOLESKIN:
Go home love your wife, love your family, love others.  And be happy about it.

and as @Bartman pointed out, yes burpee-pull-ups are a real thing.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers

– Wallball’s wife and baby

– Frosty’s wife’s ankle

– My grandfather

Circuits

THE SCENE: It was 40ish with some cloud cover.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH
10 LBAC fwd/bkwd
Micheal Phelps
High knees
Partner up and sling shot with CMU OH run to the educator, P2 10 iron Mike’s per leg
THA-THANG:
At the Educator
Bernie up, 15 Bobby Hurley’s
Plank walk curb to cone, 15 merkins
Lunge down to cone, 15 burpees
Repeat
Mosey back swapping who carries the CMUs every 2-3 light poles.
MARY:
BBS x 15
CMU up Leg lifts x 15
Repeat
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 men won’t need their legs today.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I missed hearing the Christmas story read this year so I read it to the group.

Luke 2:1-20 New International Version (NIV)

The Birth of Jesus
2 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while[a] Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3 And everyone went to their own town to register.

4 So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5 He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10 But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. 11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. 12 This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

13 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,

14 “Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”
15 When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.”

16 So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. 17 When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18 and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. 19 But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20 The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told
MOLESKIN:
We did about 3 laps of the circuit on the Educator and 3 of the abs circuit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: