F3 Knoxville

March Madness

AO: brickyard
Q: Natty
PAX: Gordie, Spellcheck, Switchgrass (Stacy Clark), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Otis, Bail Bonds, Natty, Jim Norris, DoorKicker (Jud), Sugar Smacks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Boogaloop, Good Morning Abbeys, shoulder taps, Moroccan night clubs, army cherry pickers, tempo sqts, Thai fighters, windmills, cherry pickers, 21’s with 10 penalty burpees

THE THANG: run to bank and do 25 mogul curb hops then bear crawl around ATM, mosey to coffee shop lot and perform 10 man makers IC, run to Norms Hill do 20 big boys at base, sprint to top do 25 mkns, repeat x 2 then squats at top of hill until 6 is up. Run to back high school lot and partner up. One grabs two bricks whilst the other grabs a basketball. Bball dude dribbles down the lot and back while the brick man does OH press, exchange until 400 oh presses complete. Then run to track and do one lap. Hit the end zone and bear crawl to the 50 yd line, then broad jump 25 yds and lunge the last 25 yds. 6 performs flutters, Bruce lees and Tuesday mornings until last man arrives. Mosey to bleachers and run them, go through tunnel and hit the wall for some Australian nut knockers. Return almost to AO and hop on top a bollard. Do 50 elevated monkey humpers, then 25 fast-n-easy (Nate Votta) cherry pickers, then do some elevated gas pumps. Hit the wall for a one min walk sit

MARY: captain thors, Bruce Lees, crawl up leg sit ups, flutter 8’s

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COT: Life is a one time offer, use it well

Points Of Contact

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Steam
PAX: Brick, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Lilydipper, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Choir Boy, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Mr Jinxy, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Points Of Contact

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Steam
PAX: Brick, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Lilydipper, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Choir Boy, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Mr Jinxy, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP
– SSH: 20×4

THE THANG
4 Corners
– 2 rounds / 2 Xs at each corner / all 1-count
– Round 1 – 25 reps
– C1: Merkins
– C2: Squats
– C3: LBCs
– C4: Imperial Walkers
– Round 2 – 50 reps
– C1: Carolina Dry Docks
– C2: Elevated Heel Squats
– C3: American Hammers
– C4: High Knees

(Mosey to the Yoga Studio (open air chapel)
– Core 4
– 25×4 Flutter Kicks
– 25×4 Heels 2 Heaven
– 25×4 Box Cutters
– 25×4 LBCs

(Mosey to the Bro’s Bowl)

Nickel, Dime, Quarter Part 1
– 3 times around the Bro’s Bowl
– 5, 10, 25 dips at the top
– 1 burpee at the bottom

(Mosey to Muscle Beach

Nickel, Dime, Quarter Part 2
– 5 chin-ups
– 10 inclune merkins
– 25 reps of a Muscle Beach machine
– Take a lap around the parking lot
– Do this 2x

(Mosey to the BSIA Outlook)

Pickleball Drill
– 2 teams
– one person hits the pickleball across the imaginary court and and then hands the paddle to the next man on his team
– If the ball goes out – the team does 1 burpee

(Mosey back to the flag)

MARY
ATMs + SWS

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– escape-from-haw-ridge CSAUP coming up in 2 weeks. Check out more in the channel.
– You can find announcements (including the Send Me newsetter) in the announcements channel.

COT

https://open.spotify.com/track/5UPuF5PMmjHZBidp8avYkF?si=Rv9bC1r0Rzacr-esTloC0g
“Lift me to the light “”
“”Through the roof they broke “”
“”Faithful hands of love “”
“”In each word they spoke “”
“”Jesus sees my pain “”
“”His touch divine embrace “”
“”Lift me to the light “”
“”Heal me by his grace “”

“”Above the crowd, they climbed with might””
“”Through the ceiling, piercing night “”
“”Lowered down, my soul exposed “”
“”Before the one who loves the most””

“”Now I walk, my spirit free””
“”With grateful heart, on bended knee””
“”Friends who carried me that night””
“”Together, we are lifted to the light”
This is referring to Mark 2:3-11, where these men tear through the roof to lower their friend to be healed by Jesus.
“’When he entered Capernaum again after some days, it was reported that he was at home. So many people gathered together that there was no more room, not even in the doorway, and he was speaking the word to them. They came to him bringing a paralytic, carried by four of them. Since they were not able to bring him to Jesus because of the crowd, they removed the roof above him, and after digging through it, they lowered the mat on which the paralytic was lying. Seeing their faith, Jesus told the paralytic, “Son, your sins are forgiven.” But some of the scribes were sitting there, questioning in their hearts: “Why does he speak like this? He’s blaspheming! Who can forgive sins but God alone? ” Right away Jesus perceived in his spirit that they were thinking like this within themselves and said to them, “Why are you thinking these things in your hearts? Which is easier: to say to the paralytic, ‘Your sins are forgiven,’ or to say, ‘Get up, take your mat, and walk’? But so that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins” #— #he told the paralytic — “I tell you: get up, take your mat, and go home.” Immediately he got up, took the mat, and went out in front of everyone. As a result, they were all astounded and gave glory to God, saying, “We have never seen anything like this! ””- Mark 2:1-12
www.bible.com/bible/1713/MRK.2.1-12

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Paul Newman’s Sourdough Pepperoni Pizza

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Abacus, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tropicana, Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Bunny, Hands, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Double Wide, Love’s, Hot Tub (John Muller), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
Matlock (Bill Maddox) was kind enough to share the Q this morning as he and Gene Steratore bought Dick Vitale’s breakfast at Denny’s this morning in preparation for next week’s Bracket Q. Don’t get caught not knowing what Lipscpmb’s mascot is!

Great having Unibráu (Nick Robinson)and the legendary Abacus back out with us.

7 Motivators, some stretching, and we moseyed. We’re all bulletproof until 2035, thank you junk science, and then halfway through getting our shoulders blasted, our buddy Bob led us in some paper/rock/scissors. Bob’s a real one.

My goal was to channel my inner Double Wide and do some sprinting but all too soon I realized it’s Cinco (Scott McGuire) who is uncatchable and P3 who you can’t even see, he runs so far ahead. We have some impressive sprinters among us.

We wandered over to the cloud and your Q’s personal policy is to do whatever Cat Gut (Mike Davis) says. So we went all the way to the Dark Webb. It’s a long journey. I actually thought the Dark Webb would make even Hot Tub (John Muller) be out of breath but I heard him talking about hot tubs, which makes me think we need to have a Q where we can only mumblechatter about what we’re named after.

Some Pavalon work and back to the AO for the Friday main event (cashing out of course) and we were all ready for the weekend.

4 Square Pie

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Lightweight, Einstein, Bartman, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Da usual

THE THANG: 4 square at the circle 9 light poles up the Big Loop, so we bear crawled from one pole to another, did 10 dips at the table, lunged to the next pole and did 10 merkins, frog jumped to the next pole, high knees to the next pole, butt kickers to the next pole, karaoke one way to the next pole, karaoke the other way to the next pole, fellowship moseyed to the next pole.

The rules: no spiking, must hit underhand, must let it bounce. Any violation = 10 burpees. The circle made the squares pie-shaped. Do 10 reps of the exercise listed in the pie for the person who was knocked out during that round. The king pie was merkins, the queen pie was squats, the knight pie was CDDs, and the peasant pie was LBCs.

FYI, Lightweight is a secret 4 square master. We also learned that his favorite animal is a koala bear, his favorite movie is Crash, and he loves staying in hotels.

MARY: Plank for 1 minute

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge

COT: Take time with your family this spring break or whatever you have going on because the days are long but the years are short.