F3 Knoxville

Marching Forward

AO: thequacken
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Shotgun, Z-Pack, DoorKicker (Jud), FixerUpper, Gmail, Imodium
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Tempo Squats
Toy Soldiers
Thai Fighters
Grady corns
Mosey to the Gresham track

THE THANG:
Start at 50 yd line of field. 25 2ct walking lunges, immediately do 15 squats. Mosey to opposite side at 50 yd line. Repeat exercises and loop as many times as possible.

Combos:
Walking lunges/squats
Walking toy soldiers/good mornings

MARY:
Church parking lot Broga and dirty jokes

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– March 21st, Slack F3 app migration
– March 27th, Escape from Haw Ridge (sign up now!)
– April 24th weekend, Goruck light/basic/whisky ruck

COT:
“The fear is absolutely there, and the fear is often the driver toward isolation, toward my old patterning, toward the thing I think will keep me comfortable and alleviate the fear. But what changes our patterns, ultimately, is the courage to feel that fear and do something different anyway. You step into the unknown and you don’t know what is going to happen – that is the act of courage.”

-Prentiss Hemphill

Was 311 That Popular?

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Smithers, Ribbed, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Fellowship Mosey:tm: to Smokehouse

THE THANG:
6 dice on the outside
OH Marches
Chest Presses
Swings
Calf Raises
Curls
Squats

In the middle do 3 burpees and move to the station of choice with your CMU. Roll dice, double that number and that’s your rep count. Move back to middle, do burpees, and go to different station. Repeat until time.

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Slack app for Q signups and blasts on 3/21
Haw Ridge 3/27- sign ups available now!

COT:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_the_Hexapus was discovered in 2008. Never knew he was different. Just went with the flow. Couldn’t control his destiny. It was determined for him. Just like us.

[the-pulpit] Another visit to Stoneridge

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Ike
PAX: Betty, Voodoo, Jim Norris
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, Cherry pickers, Flutter Kicks, Absolutions

THE THANG: Ran around the campus, Merkins and variations of Merkins and ab exercises (flutter kicks, hello dollies, freddy mercury’s) at stops. Bernied up all slopes, and this included a visit of the Stoneridge subdivision. Then went to the coupons, and as a timer rifle carried a coupon, the remaining did coupon exercises: Curls, Flutter kicks, Bench-press, WWIII sit-ups, Triceps extensions.

MARY: Motivators

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge

COT: Discussion on the challenges between tradition and life in the movie Fidler on the Roof

Not Spring Break

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Fardeen Rastagar, Pac-man, Cosmo 2, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH, froggy squats, planks, TN rocking chair, rockettes, stretching

THE THANG:
Impossible parking lot lap-
Lap 1 – broad jump burpees
Lap 2 – bear crawl
Lap 3 – lunges
Lap 4 – jog
Then did 5 minute timer of running up Baby E, 20 Merkins 20 Big bois at the bottom, Bernie up, repeat. Next round was shoulder taps and flutter kicks.
MARY:
10 partner merkins and 20 partner big bois.
More stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge.
Software update on the way.
COT:
What are the 5 smooth stones God has given you to face life’s battles?


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