F3 Knoxville

Equalizoscopy

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Madoff
PAX: Cheney, Stripped, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Headgear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
20 SSH
Swoops
Side shuffle
Mozy to Smokehouse

THE THANG:
EMOM – All moves target 20 reps – Went through series 2x
1. CMU thrusters
2. CMU goblet clean squats
3. OH press
4. CMU deadlift pullovers
5. CMU shoulder high pull
6. CMU OH March
7. CMU Alt Snatch
8. Plank hold (whole minute)
9. Half burpees and squat (12)
10. Rest

3 sets of 10 rep – Somersault Squats/Quad Killers/Weighted TN Rocking Chairs in cadence

MARY:
10x – Flutter Kicks, Gas Pumpers, Suitcase Crunch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT: Reminder that self-care and caring for our health should be a prioritized part of our serving our families and those we love.

[halls-otb] Ruckin round da halls

AO: halls-otb
Q: Otis
PAX: Natty, Spellcheck, Otis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: take off

THE THANG: took off towards Marco’s and crossed the highway, up Doris then rucked to the highest peak we could find over on Spar Dr, crossed the highway and took parking lots back

MARY: n/a

ANNOUNCEMENTS: haw ridge

COT: Herbie had an interesting thought yesterday at VLS that got me pondering. Like trying to stand in a river or on a beach, you’re fighting the current but eventually the sediment will bury you. The thought of trying to stand still or getting complacent. We believe the lie we can but reality is we’re either accelerating or decelerating, moving forward or backwards there is no standing still in life.

“Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified.”
‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭9‬:‭24‬-‭27‬ ‭ESV‬‬

““‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. For you say, “I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing,” not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked. I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, so that you may be rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself and the shame of your nakedness may not be seen, and salve to anoint your eyes, so that you may see. Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent.”
‭‭Revelation‬ ‭3‬:‭15‬-‭19‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Ike’s “A workout done at fountainhead”-modified by Starlink

AO: juco
Q: Starlink
PAX: Love Shaq, Bowser, Butterknife, Daddy Mack, Guardrail, Trash Panda (JUCO), Wanderer, Windex
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

Side straddle hops
Flutter kicks
Cherry pickers
Tempo merkhans
Stretch it out for 30 seconds

THE THANG:

Mosey to the big lot the long way Indian run passing the gift. Do first set, then suicide run three lengths, then do first and second sets, suicide run, and keep adding a set always finishing with a suicide run. After completion of 6th set drop 1st off and continue so on and so forth should finish with just 10 squats and a suicide run. Mosey back to Flag Indian run passing the gift.
10 Burpees
10 Lunges (5 each leg)
10 Flutter Kicks (4 count)
10 Merkins
10 Big Boys
10 Squats

MARY:

Rotate among the group to lead an exercise of their choice to hit 45 min.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Escape from hawridge

COT:

Good morning, brothers. Today we’re talking about walking a mile in someone else’s shoes. Jesus calls us to empathy, not judgment. In Matthew 7:1-5, He says, (paraphrasing here) “Do not judge, or you too will be judged… First take the plank out of your own eye.” True understanding means stepping into another’s burdens, feeling their weight.
Over the past year at JUCO, we have all show up in the gloom. We have pushed through beatdowns that tested everything: 14,000 merkins that left our arms shaking, 5,000 burpees that forced us to rise after every fall, 27,000 core exercises that burned deep, and 300 miles of running through cold mornings, rain, and doubt.
Every merkin, every burpee, every mile was God forging resilience in us. And at JUCO, we don’t carry those burdens alone—we lift each other up, pray together, and grow in faith, just as Galatians 6:2 commands: “Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.”
So before you judge someone’s struggle—physical, emotional, or spiritual—try walking a mile in their shoes. You might discover the same grace I found: that the hard path draws us closer to God and to our brothers.
[Pause, hold up the shoes you’ve been carrying the whole time]
And speaking of shoes… We’ve been carrying these—my actual workout shoes—the entire time we’ve been running. Now you know what walking a mile in them really feels like. Thank you for being here with me in the journey. Let’s keep pushing forward in faith.

2/21/26 Workout

AO: bigball
Q: Postman (Scott Colby)
PAX: vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
the usual
THE THANG:
3 rounds at the stairs.

1. 20squats, 15 merkins
2. 20 lunges, 20 mc (4 count)
3. 10 burpees, 15 plank jacks

Mosey Henley St Bridge parking lot

5 minute shoulders
Alternating Slicer
Bent Face Pull
Close-Grip Overhead Press
Alternating Side Raise
Close-Grip Front Raise
60 sec each

5 minute leg
Goblet Squat
Reverse Lunge
Pulses
Bulgarian Split Squat
Close to Wide Squat Jump
60 seconds each

Gay St. Bridge
Walking Lunge, 10 squats at lamp post or 10 merkins at lamp post
4 rounds

Bridge Sprint Ladder
Sprint to first lamp post → 5 burpees
Back to start → 5 squats
Sprint to 2nd post → 5 burpees
Back → 5 squats
Keep adding lamp posts for 5 minutes AMRAP

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Simple Act of Kindness

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Crash Dummy, Mr Jinxy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Franzia, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Brick
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: 20 Plank Jacks, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Windmills, 10 Inchworms, Curly Stomps, 10 Rockettes, 7 Twistees, 6 Pterodactyls Forward, 6 Pterodactyls Backward.

THE THANG: Mosey to Caribbean Parking Lot. We will run Candy Canes in the parking lot, counterclockwise, starting from the west end and ending at the fourth island on the other side. We will stop every two islands to do the listed exercises. Those finishing the exercises at the end of the Candy Cane sweep everyone back to the start. We will do one set of the exercises below for each Candy Cane run:
Ten Shoulder Taps, Both Shoulders = 1

Ten Iron Mikes, Both Legs = 1

Mosey to the Bros Bowl. We will go clockwise around the bowl, stopping halfway up to do 20 Carolina Dry Docks, stopping up top to do 20 Bench Dips, and stopping halfway down to do 20 Carolina Dry Docks. Those reaching the bottom first do Baby Crunches until the six arrives.
Rinse and repeat but with 20 Merkins halfway up and halfway back.

Mosey to the Outdoor Chapel. We will split into teams of two for Doras. While one man goes around the chapel on the sidewalk the other works on exercises. Here are the exercises for each team to complete:
150 Step ups at stage area

150 Hello Dollies (two count)

150 Flutter Kicks (two count)

Mosey back to the Bros Bowl. We will run counterclockwise around the thin inner circle (generally used for drainage) of the Bros Bowl.

Mosey to the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will stop to do 10 Tempo Squats.

Mosey to the parking lot with the nice restroom across the street from the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will go to trail that passes by the restrooms. We will do a Route 66 up the trail toward Haslam Rock stopping at each light to do an increasing number of Bobby Hurleys.

Mosey on up the trail to the parking lot. We will stop to do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey to the roadway and back to the AO.

MARY: Stretches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Coffeeteria at Chick-Fil-A!

COT:

Message
The Simple Act of Giving
The following true story was reported on NBC’s Today Show. In 2018, , Joey Romano, a college student at the University of Texas at Austin was skateboarding near the campus when he had to swerve to avoid a car. He slammed into a ditch and broke his wrist. He didn’t have good medical insurance and was worried about the cost of an ambulance. So, he called Uber.
The damage to Joey’s wrist was bad. When the Uber driver, Beni Lukumu arrived, Romano was still lying on the ground. Lukumu gently helped Romano to the passenger seat and reclined the seat back to minimize pain and discomfort. Romano had Lukumu take him to an Urgent Care Clinic. However, the break was too serious and doctors directed Romano to go to a hospital emergency room.
Lukumu insisted on driving Romano to the hospital at no charge. He also found out that Romano had no family nearby to come to help him. Lukumu had immigrated to the United States from Congo at the age of 25 and knew what it was like to be far from loved ones. Although he had been planning on driving for Uber for a full day, he decided to stay with Joey Romano, helping to sign him in and get him to a room where the doctors operated. Romano recalled being on a morphine drip and looking over at Beni Lukumu, his warm presence making him feel more like a long-time friend than a stranger.
Joey’s stay at the hospital lasted from 2 pm to 8pm. By the time he was discharging, his grandmother, who lived in Houston, Texas, arrived. She offered Lukumu payment not only for the ride to the hospital but for all the time he has spent there with her grandson. Beni politely refused but did agree to join them for dinner. And a friendship was started that has lasted over seven years.
What Beni Lukumu didn’t know at the time was that Joey was at a low point in his life when the skateboarding accident occurred. He was still grieving the loss of an older brother from leukemia. He had shut himself off from others and was having trouble just getting by. That day with Beni was a turning point for Joey. Romano said, “That one act of kindness helped me see the good in the world again. Having him spend his entire day with me – a complete stranger, for no reason than the goodness in his heart, helped me to put things into perspective. Beni absolutely changed my life.”
Beni Lukumu, who is an accomplished gospel music singer, now works in the insurance industry in Austin, Texas. Joey Romano is now a renewable energy developer. The friends check in on each other a couple of times a year.
Beni Lukumu’s comments to the interviewer were these: “The world is so divided now. What we need is love and kindness.

Prayer Requests
Prayers for Pinto, our brother who has Multiple Myeloma Cancer and has recently received T-Cell treatment. He just got out of the hospital yesterday which was his birthday. Prayers for Will, the 5-year-old who is a student of Drum Major’s wife and is getting treatment for cancer. Prayers of praise for F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), who like Beni Lukumu in today’s message, performed an act of kindness last week for a fellow named John whose car was at Lakeshore Park but would not start. Pluto used his Triple A to get a tow truck to take John’s car to Firestone. He helped John pay for the repair and when Firestone couldn’t fix the car that Saturday, even put John (who lives in the Crossville area) an Extended Stay until his car could be repaired.


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