F3 Knoxville

Payne Train WOD

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: Amazon (Brad West), Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), PDA (Joe Mynatt), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Static stretches, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merks, and SSH
THE THANG:
Payne Train Wod
5 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
4 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
3 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
2 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
1 Round of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
1 Round of Cindy consists of 5 Rows, 10 Push-Ups, and 15 Air Squats.

-one minute wall sit
-3 different 30 second hollow holds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Last Fake Gloom

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Steam
PAX: Pusher, Lilydipper, Sparkler, Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), High Heels, Jeevan Kypa (Scrubs), OnStar, Crash Dummy, Mermaid, Brick, Toretto, 50Cal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
Let me throw out a date to you all: January 2nd, 2016 — this is the date a backblast by Ratchet on our website identifies the first evening workout launching here at The Asylum.
– On Thursday, January 7th, 2016 the first Thursday night workout launched here at the Asylum PM.
– 7 years later here we are ready to rock the last Thursday night workout of 2023 together.
– f3knoxville.com/2016-meet-the-men-of-f3-knoxville/

WARMUP:
– SSH: 105
– Hillbilly: 10×4
– Rockette: 4×4
– Cherry Pickers: 10×4
– Man-Maker: 5×8

THE THANG:
(Mosey to the New Pav)
1 — Nickel, Dime, Quarter
– Get a BB
– 3 POC in The Island: End curb, middle, end curb (corresponding with the # of reps: 5, 10, 25)
– All POC in The Island = merkins
– Xs in the New Pav switch every time you come back to relieve your BB
– Squats, dips, box jumps/step-ups until recovered
– Rinse and repeat with your BB until both of you have completed all 3 POC in The Island

2 — There And Back Agains
– Start at the top of The Island
– 4 POC: top, 1/3, 2/3, other top
– 25, 50, 75, 100 LBC
– Run to the POC – execute the reps for that station, run back and touch here
– When you finish the 100 LBCs at the other end, stay there
(Mosey to the base of Pickett’s Charge —> run up to the lookout at the Coliseum)

4 — The Silent Trifecta
– 30 seconds of silence while holding the squat/plank/etc
– Sprint the Coliseum loop
– Rinse and repeat for a total of 3x
– On the 2nd + 3rd time: think of someone that has made an impact on your life this year
(Run back to the 🇺🇸)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Polar Bear Plunge on 1/1/24 (checkout the #polar-bear-plunge2024 channel in Slack for more info)

COT:
Enemy Occupied Territory
(See more in message thread)

Downloading Q Fails

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cosmo 2
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Rainbow, Tropicana, Kodak, Sambo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, tempo Merlin’s, tempo squats, tai fighters (with pewing), Rocky balboas with light running, mosey to circus Maximus, listen to @gibbler complain.
THE THANG: 25’s with Merkins and flutter kicks around circus Maximus, probably a Q fail, listen to @Gibbler complain

Light poles with burpees up to 6 and back down to 3, another Q fail, listen to Gibbler complain

25’s part the way up cardiac with CDDs and hello Dollies with Devon Hesters mixed in, Q fail, more Gibbler complaining

25’s with dips and pickle pounders at top of cardiac, odd noises from bunny, Q fail, more complaining from Gibbler

Route 66 down the dragon

MARY:the legend cat gut taking us on boats and canoes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: January 20 at convergence
COT: See uncertain times as opportunities to grown and build up others

Tour de Farm

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Sparkler, Trash Panda, Monstar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
SSH
Cherry Pickers
Tie Fighters
Windmills

THE THANG:
4 workout stops throughout the AO. Went from pavilion to pavilion due to the rain. 3 exercises at each stop. SSH to the 6. Work forward then backward.

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill will be on Memorial Day. Planned has started. Plan on volunteering and participating.

COT:
Remember our bodies are weak but Christ is strong.

[karns-otb] Twelve Days of Christmas Around the Ram

AO: karns-otb
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Smoked Pickle, Voodoo, Betty, Mermaid, Commission, Leland Robbins (Geiger)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tempo Merkins, Imperial Squat Walkers, Tie-Fighters & X-Wings

THE THANG:
Twelve Days of Christmas Circuit Around Campus
1 – Peter Parker Pickle Pounder
2 – Imperial Squat Walkers
3 – Carolina Dry Docks
4 – Lt. Dans
5 – Burpees
6 – Big Boy Sit-Ups
7 – Crunchy Frogs
8 – Sumo Squats
9 – Rockettes
10 – Jungle Bois
11 – Merkins
12 – American Hammers

COT: Explained the reason behind the 12 Days of Christmas & making sure Christ is the center of this season.