F3 Knoxville

Christmas Is In The Cards

THE SCENE: Low 50s and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20 IC; Tempo Squat x10 IC; Mosey to Oval Office with CMUs

THA-THANG:
Draw a card and do the exercise that matches. Keep drawing cards until recover is called. All number cards are x2.

  • Diamonds – Australian Snow Angel
  • Clubs – Elf On A Shelf
  • Spades – Dancing Polar Bear
  • Hearts – Coal Digger
  • All Jacks – Workshop Stairs x5
  • All Queens – Polar Bear Crawl
  • All Kings – Santa’s Toy Sack x15
  • All Aces – Burpees x20

MARY:
Overhead Clap x50 IC;  Seal Clap x25 IC; Grady Corn x25 IC; Boxer Jack x10 IC; Burpee x10 OYO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIM for the beatdown plus a Pinocchio sighting getting some ruck work in!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Isaiah 9:6

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”

‭‭Keep our minds focused on Christ during this busy time of year.

MOLESKIN:
Smuggler’s mother-in-law having breast cancer surgery on Thursday

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Maryville Christmas Parade on 12/3; Ugly Sweater Beer Ruck on 12/10

The Very Nice List Returns

THE SCENE: Balmy 40s. Ground still pretty damp from all the frost and dew
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
25 SSH, Soccer warmup lap (high knees, butt kicks, etc.)

THA-THANG:
Ran over to Mt Crumpit. Found a mysterious wrapped gift under the big tree (in retrospect, probably from the Grinch). The gift had a deck of cards and a card that read (so we had to run back to the grinder for CMUs, my bad…):
♦ Burpees Regular
♥ OG Burpees (no push-up) with a tuck jump
♠ Blockees
♣ Mr. Spectacular
2-4 = Trips up the hill
Face = 10
A = 20

MARY:
10 of everything in cadence. Flutter kick/block press, Block up Hello Dolly, Rowers, knee to opposite elbow, superman pulse, monkey humpers, LBCs for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX: 2 back from out of town, 1 down range, 1 FNG (Speed Racer)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’ve gotten flack over the years for telling my kids that Santa isn’t real in the mythical, delivers presence sense. This makes interactions with other kids awkward, but I have a reason. To me, the whole believing in Santa thing feels like a cheap knock off of the real thing to believe from this season. A truth much more profound and amazing than the Santa game (we call it a game of pretend in our house that many other people around the world like to play each year). It’s odd to me that we will get into discussions over Santa more quickly and fervently than reveling in the true story of God becoming a man. Just ask around for a little while and you’ll find that the vast majority of people do not believe in Santa, yet are willing to keep up the illusion for the sake of “Christmas Spirit”. I think of the whole quote from one of the Santa movies where the kid asks, “Have you ever seen a million dollars? Well than how do you know its real if you’ve never seen it?” The dude in the movie is stumped, but it’s a simple fix. He just asks around a small amount, and he could go see a million dollars if he really wanted to (or at least meet someone with access to a bank vault who could go have a peek and report back). Yet with the story of Jesus, we have eye witness account from hundreds of people, documented in some of the most historically validated documents in all of antiquity, and we don’t want to even talk about it? Okay, let me hop off my soap box now. The main point is this: I don’t perpetuate the Santa myth because something so much more interesting has happened. Myth became reality in the person of Jesus, born in Bethlehem, and changed the entire world. And more significantly, saved a wretch like me. Merry Christmas everyone. And happy holidays to those so inclined to have a faith in something different than I do (even Santa ;P)
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Maryville Christmas Parade

Gift of desperation

THE SCENE: clear cool morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Smurf Jack’s × 10
  • Baby arm circled
  • Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:
On a track, one pax run counter clockwise with a weight pack. The other paxs run clockwise,  when the pax with the pack passed the others, he calls out an exercise for 20 reps.  When the pax with the pack gets back to the start, they drop the pack and the next person to pass it, picks it up and runs counter clockwise calling out exercises as they pass others. Continue until recover.

MARY:

  • Wheel of pain
  • Wheel of merkins
  • Flutter kicks
  • Lbc for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
God is a good and gracious Father. He provides for us and shows us grace and forgiveness.  God will also allow pursue when we stray from Him. However, if we are stubborn, He will allow us to walk away leading to a place of hardship. But God’s love is unconditional and He will always meet us in our desperation.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bunch of stuff

Extreme Dora with a sled

THE SCENE: Light wind with a temp around 38.  Sunrise coming up over the lake.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Holding ALGORE, did disclaimer.  Warmup included SSH, halleluiahs, mountain climbers, LBAC forward, tempo squats, LBAC backwards, Willie Mays Hays, tempo merkins, toe merkins, Knoxville cherry pickers, Chattanooga cherry pickers, Sampsons
THA-THANG:
Mosey approximately 100 meters.  While one HIM is pushing a sled (80lbs) 100 yards, the other HIMS do the exercises the Q calls.  Every HIM had a CMU.

Exercises called:

  • Goblet Squats with CMU
  • Push Press with CMU
  • Thursters with CMU
  • Curls with CMU

After a run to the fort, added another 45lbs to the sled.

  • Bent over rows with CMU
  • Burpees (no CMU)
  • Little Baby Crunches with CMU

After completed exercises, Q added 2 CMUs to sled and the HIMS encouraged the Q for the entire 200 meters.

Mosey to circle (100 meters)

MARY:
30 second plank hold.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMS including a FNG now named Iron Chef.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 98:  HOPE.

We have a need for hope, a giver of hope, a gift of hope and the response to hope.

MOLESKIN:
Curious George heads out to the Marines on December 8th.  Prayed for him specifically.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Be at #rampart at 5:15am Monday for a beatdown and 5:30pm for the Kingston Christmas Parade.

Seven Generations

THE SCENE: Started off cool, around 40 degrees, but when the sun came out became fairly balmy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Performed adequately.
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Motivators (5-ct, descending)
  • Plank jacks (x10, 4-ct, IC)
  • Mountain Climbers (x10 4-ct) IC
  • Windmills (x10, 4-ct, IC)
  • Grady Corns (x10, 4-ct, IC)

THA-THANG:

Mosey up the Dragon’s Tail to Haslem’s Rock.  20 American Hammers (4-ct, IC)

Mosey to Bottom of Everest. Nothing says “We shall earn our pumpkin pie” like Everest.

  • Run to stump and back, 10x Merkins
  • Run to stump and back, 20 x Squats
  • Run to stump and back, 30x LBCs, SSH until the 6 gets there.
  • Run all the way up via the Summit, doing the same reps of Merkins, Squats, and LBCs at some point along the way.  Al Gore at the top.
  • FOOD COMA: (30 second Star Gazer)

Mosey to Front of Admin bldg.  We’re gonna CARVE THE TURKEY.  Left side: LIGHT MEAT (LUNGES).  Right Side: DARK MEAT (DIVE BOMBERS).  12 O’Clock position, JUMP FOR JOY! (JUMP SQUATS)

  1. Go down 1/4 of the way to the left, 10 LUNGES (2-ct)
  2. Run back to Middle, 10 JUMP SQUATS
  3. Go down 1/4 of the way to the right, 10 DIVE BOMBERS (2-ct)
  4. Run back to Middle, 10 JUMP SQUATS
  5. Go down 1/2 of the way to the left, 10 LUNGES (2-ct)
  6. Run back to Middle, 10 JUMP SQUATS
  7. Go down 1/2 of the way to the right, 10 DIVE BOMBERS (2-ct)
  8. Run back to Middle, 10 JUMP SQUATS

Didn’t do #8, instead moseyed over to the benches on the small hill south of the Colosseum and took a gander at the construction and beautiful weather.

Mosey to small parking lot by Colosseum.

BATTLE BUDDY UP.

  • 5/10/15s
  • There will be two exercises for each round.  Each round = 3 trips.  One partner will Turkey Run (kind of a Duck Walk with arms flapping) up to the street and do 5 reps of both exercises, then switch out with the partner, who is doing a slow mosey in the bull pen.  The next time up do 10x both exercises.  Third time up 15x.  YOU CAN TAKE ONE REP OFF CUMULATIVELY PER TRIP IF YOU CLUCK LIKE A TURKEY while running up to the street, so take one rep off the first trip, two reps off the second trip, and three reps off the third trip.
    • ROUND 1: PETER PARKERS (2-Count) / PLANK JACKS
    • ROUND 2: BIG BOY SITUPS / FLUTTER KICKS (2-count)
    • ROUND 3: DIAMOND MERKINS / CAROLINA DRY DOCKS

Only did Round 1 due to time, but did all of the Round 2 and 3 exercises at the top of the rise x15 (x13 due to the clucking extra credit)

Mosey to Field below.

BACKYARD FOOTBALL!

  • STATIONS (Rotate from 1 to 6. PAX not in rotation are alternating between 5 Merkins and 10 SSH)
    • STATION 1: Kicker (throws the ball deep to Returner, becomes an extra defender.  Ball must be catchable.)
    • STATIONS 2-5: Defenders (chase Returner and tackle him , 2-hand touch)
    • STATION 6: Returner (gets as far upfield as he can)
  • Field will be divided into quadrants. 4 Burpees will be divided by Returner and Defenders as follows (R / D):
    • Last Quarter: 3 / 1
    • Next Quarter: 2 / 2
    • Third Quarter: 1/ 3
    • TOUCHDOWN by Returner: 0 / 4

MARY:
American Hammers, Hello Dollies each x20 (4-ct, IC)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIMs (Cheetah Boy not tagged)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Iroquois have a philosophy or outlook on life called the SEVEN GENERATIONS PRINCIPLE

Any important action should take into account all of the history and wisdom from seven generations prior.  Also, how will your actions impact people seven generations in the future?  It embodies an idea of connectedness to a community that transcends time. How our actions affect not just those here now, but those that have passed, and those that will walk the earth when we are no longer here.

Connection to Thanksgiving: How can we learn from the wisdom of past generations?  Abraham Lincoln established Thanksgiving as a National Holiday in 1863, shortly after the Battle of Gettysburg that killed 50,000 Americans. It was a time of division, bitterness, hatred.  The first few paragraphs of Lincoln’s announcement addressed put a hopeful spin on the state of the union (debatable..), but then he said this:

It has seemed to me fit and proper that [God’s Gifts] should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American people. I do, therefore, invite my fellow-citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a Day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens. And I recommend to them that, while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners, or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty hand to heal the wounds of the nation, and to restore it, as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes, to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility, and union.

In the midst of a Civil war that was tearing this county apart, Lincoln was talking about charity, harmony, and Love of God.  Did NOT point fingers, dwell on the negatives, or complain about the state of the country.  Instead, he encouraged the people to celebrate as a single country and nation.  Despite differences that ended in 50,000 dead in a single battle just a few months prior, his hope was to create a holiday that would unify the country.  Bring us together.  One Nation, under God.  Today, the state of our country is divided once more, but nothing like it was at the time of the first Thanksgiving.  We should take a page from the Iroquois and use the wisdom of past generations to guide our ways today.  So as we celebrate Thanksgiving, we are charged to look back so that WE can be the ones to bring unity in today’s world when there is bitter division, so future generations don’t look back on our time here now and judge us for our divisiveness.  Here is to a peaceful and Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for those traveling
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Thanksgiving!