F3 Knoxville

The Real Santa

THE SCENE: 28 Degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Cherry Pickers
5 burpees on your own
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Side straddle hop in cadence 20

THA-THANG:
Grab a CMU do 20 curls, 20 squat to shoulder throws with CMU.
Return CMU and do 1 BDE Burpees (Burpee, Bonnie Blair, Squat)

  • Mosey to JUCOmanjaro
  • Srint from the bottom to the Cul De Sac
  • Bernie 2 spaces
    5 BDE Burpees (Burpee, Bonnie Blair, Squat)
    10 Merkins
    15 squats
    20 flutter kicks
    Rinse and Repeat to the top
  • Mosey throught the woods to the water towers and regroup
  • Mosey down Valley Vista and back to the flag.

MARY:
No time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It’s easier to prepare children than to repair a broken man.

ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA 🎅
Son: “Dad, I think I’m old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?.”
Dad: “Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can’t unknow it. Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now. So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?”
Brief pause…
Son: “Yes, I want to know”
Dad: “Ok, I’ll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus”
Son: “Really?”
Dad: Yes, really, but he’s not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That’s just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand. The truth about Santa Claus is that he’s not a person at all; he’s an idea. Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years. I actually bought those myself. I watched you open them. And did it bother me that you didn’t thank me? Of course not! In fact it gave me great pleasure. You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she’d never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance. I was being Santa Claus when I did that.”
Son: “Oh.”
Dad: “So now that you know, you’re part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?”
Help each other this Christmas🎄🎅 and…be kind ❤💕

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dec 21st Sunrise Hike. Guardrail plans to pick up any Juconians that are interested and meeting Rainbow and the Asylum crew at the Asylum.

Turtle power

THE SCENE: wet morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: given
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some Knox Cherry pickers,  some Tempo merkins, some Tempo squats and little baby arm circle .

Mosey to the brinks to grab a few CMU. To take back to the back side of the senior center.

Tha-Thang

  • Tabata 40 seconds work 20 seconds rest. 8 times 4 rounds
  • Exercises: (curls, tricep extensions, overhead press, rows, rifle carry down the hil and murder bunny up)
  • Carried the CMUs back to a truck for loading up.

MARY:
Hims led some excises till time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: shared that God has F3 here to help me understand what I need to do in being better for my community and there will be times of adversity to help me become stronger 
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Nightmare before Christmas WOD #2 “Lock, Shock, and Barrel”

THE SCENE: A brisk 25 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Obligatory, and check.
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Tempo merks
  • Tempo squats
  • LBAC -F
  • LBAC – B
  • Hallelujahs
  • Moroccan Night Clubs
  • Chattanooga cherry picker
  • Knox Cherry Pickers
  • SSH

THA-THANG:

“Lock, Shock, and Barrel”

1/2 Pax wearing ruck or vest, app pulled sandbags for pull through

  • 10 man makers
  • 50 plank ruck pull through
  • 400m ruck
  • 10 man makers

Cops showed up around here to check on us. Apple Watch thought I had a fall, through all the layers and gloves, I couldn’t get to it quick enough. 911 was called and 5.0 came to check on us. Turned out to be one of Roane County’s finest that ,multiple PAX had been EH-ing. All in all, glad it happened, maybe he will show up to a beatdown soon.

  • 50 ruck press/leg lift
  • 400m  ruck
  • 10 man makers
  • 50 ruck twists (2 ct)
  •  400m ruck

MARY:
Super quick Skeletor’s choice of core burning exercises on the 6
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Everyone read the latest newsletter from Kickflip? If not, he has been releasing them every Sunday morning and I highly recommend that you give them a read. This week I was challenged by what I read to make a few changes in my COT.  

In my COT’s I try to be motivational, encouraging, and point you all to Christ in some way. Today will be different. I am going to share one of my biggest struggles as a man, as a husband, and as a father. I struggle with anger. If I am not careful, I will let it get the best of me, and I lash out at those I love. I am going to use this newsletter as a springboard to be more open and honest with you guys. I think mostly we come here to be an encouragement to each other but we haven’t reached the point where we are honest about our weaknesses. I have more, but today it’s anger that’s on my mind. 

The root of my anger is selfishness. My M will ask me for a favor, the. Another, then another, then another, and before you know it, I blow up. Or, Super Soaker needs some help while I am working on something, or “resting”, and I grumble at him and let him know I am too busy. I have prioritized my needs over theirs, and that isn’t right. It should be God first, others second, and me third. 

The root of my selfishness is pride. My pride gets in the way when I begin to think that my needs are more important, and I begin to prioritize myself or my needs over anyone else’s. 

The goal I should have in my heart is to be more like Christ each day. “He must increase, I must decrease”. 

“‘The Lord is slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love, forgiving iniquity and transgression,’”

Numbers 14:18 ESV

“A hot-tempered man stirs up strife, but he who is slow to anger quiets contention.”

Proverbs 15:18 ESV

MOLESKIN:
Couldn’t have been a better day in the gloom. We welcomed THREE FNG’s today. Welcome Slider, Candy Crush, and Baskin!

My 2.0 “Super soaker” was also in attendance.

Proud of these men. Most who were in attendance today earned a niceChristmas patch for completing GORUCKS The Nightmare Before Christmas WOD’s.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Too excited to remember every thing Bobbitt had for us!

Average Joe’s Worked on Being HIMs

THE SCENE: It started to get cold today, but no rain.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done did it.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some SSHs, Gradycorns, Tempo Squats, Rockettes, Cherry Pickers.
THA-THANG:
DODGEBALL!!!
Normal Dodgeball rules apply. Also since we don’t want to miss out on any 1st F, Additional Rules are below:
1. PAX is only allowed to hold the ball for a 5 Mississippi count. If caught for failure to release, offending PAX must complete 3 burpees on the backline and other team receives point
2. Every throw requires the throwing individual PAX to run to the backline, complete 1 burpee
3. If hit, PAX must run to backline, do 3 burpees
4. Scoring: Scoring team must mark the point on the whiteboard each time. Any player can add their point for the team. You are a live player and can get hit.
5. Whiteboard is on sideline, middle of court, against fence
6. Play each round to 5, winning team gets SSHs until losers are done with 10 burpees
7. Every 5 minutes an exercise is introduced for whole PAX. Q’s choice. Once completed, play is resumed.

This turned into a lot of running and burpees, and SSHs, and upright pickle pounders, and monkey humpers.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA 11 strong! No FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Grace.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 1/7/23 for F3 Smokies Launch. Blindside is a Weasel Shaker. Just don’t get caught in public. Or is that the point?

The Results You Didn’t Get

THE SCENE: 33 and glorious
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, imperial walker, cherry pickers, this and that, rockette, runners lunge
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • In the Caribbean: 20 kneel ups + 10 downward facing merkin / 10 reverse lunges + squats
  • Mosey: At each island, 10 flutter kicks + 10 butterfly kicks
  • Mosey:  Dora w/ 250 SSH, 200 Rocky Balboa, 150 calf raise, 100 mountain climber, 50 big boy, 25 burpee
  • Mosey:  11’s with incline merkin + bench dips

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
22 w/ and FNG! @Bomber

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Don’t be upset by the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do”.  As you look around your life and the goals you set, keep the results you want in perspective with the work you’re doing for those goals.  Is the level of work you’re doing in line with the level of results you want to achieve?  If not, re-evaluate.  Could be the results you want are too high for what’s realistic for you right now.  Could be you need you can put in more work and get closer to getting those results.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence at Bomb Shelter Jan 7