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[cvproject] On the fly

AO: cv-the-project
Q: Haggis
PAX: LowBid, Erector, Ocho, Munge, TombRaider, Tom Tom, Mathlete, Boy George
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: Finally arrived before I was late, everyone was shocked.
Disclaimer, core principles
SSH x 20
IW x 15
Tempo Merkins x 10
Cherry Pickers x 5

THE THANG: Sometimes you plan things out and hope it goes well and then sometimes you don’t feel like you can do certain things as a Q. One principle that I learned early on was, if you can’t do an exercise as the Q, don’t require the Pax to complete it. So, on the fly Q made some alterations and made it work!
Lots of mosey over to the ORAU hill and stopping for reps. Included merkins, squats. Stopped to say hi to Dolly, Freddy Mercury and slow tempo hammers.
At the hill we did a Dora 50,100,150 of merkins, squats and single count flutter. My apologies to Mathlete for ending at a horrible choice of numbers during squats.
Moved up the hill to the parking lot with an i dian run. Parking lot we burned our shoulders with a bear crawl across 2 parking spaces and stopping for Merkins 5, 2 spaces, 10, 2 spaces, 15, 2 spaces and 20. Then we lunge walked to the end of the lot (uphill) and halfway reverse lunged walked.
Mosey to the apartments and said good morning with some monkey Humpers. Mosey to the playground for 10 pull ups then deconstructed burpees with 9 groiners, 10 merkins and 11 squat explosions with a clap at the top.
Moved over to the wall for 10 wall ups and then moseyed to the flag

MARY: she was a rough one today. Superman/ banana with a decreasing pyramid of hold 10 sec each, 9 sec each, 8 seconds each, etc. Nolan Ryan’s x 10 each side and hold squat for time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: OTBs continue to happen and PM Boathouse. Bring candy for 10/24 event at Bissell to EH some sad clowns to convert to HIMs.

COT: Q finished reviewing 7 deadly sins with family and continues to work on Pride and leaning on more humility.
I found a quote afterwards that sums up things pretty well from GK Chesterton “It is always simple to fall; there an infinity of angles at which one falls, only one at which one stands.”
Not only are there seven deadly sins, but infinite ways in which we are attacked by the evil one to turn away. Stand erect, hold yourself to a higher standard and calling and Trusting in Him. When you fall, ask for help as He (and others) are always ready to lend a hand to help you get back up.

CMUesday for the Ladies

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Tropicana, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Gibbler, Tramp Stamp, Nordberg
FNGs: 1 Nordberg
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

5 Easy Burpees
39 SSH
Lap around the parking lot
Cherry Pickers
Runners Stretch Sequence
Shoulder Lubricator

THE THANG:

Catch me if you can with CMU farmer carry and 5 Burpees to Poets Amphitheatre

Partner 1 – AMRAP at Muscle Beach
5 pull-ups / 10 Rows
15 Decline Merkins
20 Big Bois
30 Squats

Partner 2 – Poets Amphitheatre

20 deficit Merkins – bottom
20 Thrusters – Tier 1
30 Curls – Tier 2
10 Blockies – Tier 3
– run back and switch with partner

Catch me if you can with CMU farmer carry and 5 Burpees back to AO

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Cat Gut Retiremenet lunch on Friday! Make sure and let Rainbow know

COT:

Talked about how fortunate we are to have the women in our lives. M’s, mothers, sisters, daughters. They show us the grace of God through them (most of the time)

Ephesians 5:25, 28 – “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her… In the same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.”

The Black Parade

AO: bigball
Q: Frizzles
PAX: vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Postman (Scott Colby), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Flop
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: The usual. We noticed Passport (Ryan Matthews) was missing when we did some downward dog and someone else had to howl.

THE THANG:

Mosey around the green.

8 minute AMRAP
• 15 Merkins
• 10 Carolina Dry Docks
• 10 Diamond Merkins
• 15 Dips (use curb/bench if available)
• Bear Crawl to the middle of the fountain and back out.

Mosey around the green.

8 minute AMRAP
• 20 Squats
• 15 Lunges (each leg = 1)
• 15 Bonnie Blairs (each leg = 1)
• 15 Monkey Humpers
• 5 Broad Jumps out and back

Mosey around the green.

8 minute AMRAP

• 10 Burpees
• 20 Mountain Climbers (each leg = 1)
• 15 Plank Jacks
• 20 High Knees (each leg = 1)
• Sprint to the flag at the veterans memorial and jog back

My chalk was dying while writing out the exercises for each round so I was forced to abbreviate some of the names. Therefore, moving forward, Carolina Dry Docks will forever more be known as Carol DDs.

MARY:

Freddy Mercury
LBC
Pickle Pounder
Boat/Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hop in tomorrow with Drive-thru (Mikel Towe) to read through the New Testament before the end of the year!

COT:

Isaiah was called by God to point out the sins of the Israelites and call them to repentance. But he’s told up front that the people will refuse to listen and will continue to turn away from God. He is sent anyways- with the understanding that he should free himself from the response of the people when he speaks truth to them.

We should approach life the same way. The same spirit that raised Jesu from the dead lives within us. We should go with confidence and free of fear. Being quick to speak both truth and hope!

Egyptian Vacation

AO: thequacken
Q: DoorKicker (Jud)
PAX: Mountain Ice, Chinstrap, Mr.May, Recoil (Blake Conley), Tokyo Drift, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Jog in place; Squat and Reach; OHC. 2 mins to stretch OYO

THE THANG: Pyramids x 3 sets. 118 reps per exercise

Merkins
Squats
Carolina Dry Docks

MARY: Leg Climbs; :frog: kicks; obliques.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Time is the most valuable and indispensable commodity we have. Don’t waste it on frivolousness.

Rage Q Part II

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), P3, Pac-man, Tropicana, Tramp Stamp
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7, 8, or 9 depending on who we include
I think I might be more suited to like a Tin Pax, or a Lead Pax. Friday’s workout ground me down to nothing and I spent the weekend facing the sad truth that I am not an iron pax. I took it all out on myself and you today. Thanks guys!

Today’s Copper Pax™ Challenge included a Shoulder Blaster, followed by a First Nations Run (sincere apologies to those offended, specifically Matlock (Bill Maddox) ‘s non-loose and unhappy groin). In this post-Wayne Dunn world in which we’re living, it’s the Q’s fault if a guy inflames a groin like that. I apologize.

But hey! We added 10 years to your life with a Junk Science. We bear crawled a long way. Some quick trips around the baseball diamond while the other guys did ab work. Jack Webb made an appearance during the 7th inning stretch. Home run sprints followed by more bear crawls and mosey home. Couple of trips up baby cardiac to close us out.

Happy Monday! Thanks for getting out there together – what a privilege it is.

COT: a thought from from Alan Jacobs in 2017. His prediction was accurate, I’m sorry to say. If we take our cues about how to think about others from social media (as opposed to the gospel), we will become vindictive moralists like everybody else. Here’s the quote:

“When a society rejects the Christian account of who we are, it doesn’t become less moralistic but far more so, because it retains an inchoate sense of justice but has no means of offering and receiving forgiveness. The great moral crisis of our time is not, as many of my fellow Christians believe, sexual licentiousness, but rather vindictiveness. Social media serve as crack for moralists: there’s no high like the high you get from punishing malefactors. But like every addiction, this one suffers from the inexorable law of diminishing returns. The mania for punishment will therefore get worse before it gets better.”


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