F3 Knoxville

Such a Drag

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THE SCENE: crisp 30s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

nah…
WARM-O-RAMA:
Nah…
THA-THANG:

  • Ruck one mile loop. 4 ruckers, one 60lb bag, one 90lb bag, and the twins(2 large 5gallon water jugs). Carry the twins as far as you can and then rotate out until we complete the mile loop
  • SUCH A DRAG…Move to the football field , everyone with ruch and 60lb bag but Mr. Rogers had his 90….because he can
  • 10 rounds of the following exercise carrying or dragging your sand bag 10 yards between each exercise.
  • Once you have completed one round of exercises and 100yards, Ruck back to start with your sand bag,Minimum 2 times down each : Speed shuffle, Bernie bag drag or baby carry. After you do the min, you can keep on or just put the bag on your shoulders and ruck back to the start. Exercises below, ALL with RUCK on if applicable
  • 10 push-ups

    10 squats

    10 sit-ups, ruck on front

    10 overhead presses

    10 Bent over rows (sand bag rows)

    10 hand release push-ups

    10 jump squats

    10 butterfly sit-ups, ruck on front

    10 Ruck Curls;

    10 burpees

MARY:
Ruck one more mile alternating sand bag carries
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 Ruckers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This WOD was a modifcation of the RUCKS ON PARADE march challenge. If you have not checked out their montly WODS, check it out. Lots of fun and more fun when you spice it up by adding sad bags!
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Saturday Super Set Suicides (S3+1?)

THE SCENE: Clear, cold, and frosty (frozen fingers)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH’s 4ct , 7 Cherry Pickers
THA-THANG:
Super Set Suicides
4 Sets 15 CMU Curls  Bench Dips to Failure
4 Sets 15 Tri Ceps     Ext Pullups to Failure
4 Sets 15 Squat        High Knees to Failure
4 Sets 20 Single Leg  CMU Jump Overs to Failure
4 Sets 20 Merkins      Inverted Pullups to Failure
4 Sets 20 Overhead Press  Upright Row to Failure
Run to the cone of the same set and back. Set 1 run to Cone 1,
Set 2 run to Cone 2….

MARY:
Alternate between Scissor Kicks and Peter Parker……finish with LBC’s

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 HIMS for Saturday….Butterfingers, Drifter, KY
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Psalm 1

1 Blessed is the one
    who does not walk in step with the wicked
or stand in the way that sinners take
    or sit in the company of mockers,
2 but whose delight is in the law of the Lord,
    and who meditates on his law day and night.
3 That person is like a tree planted by streams of water,
    which yields its fruit in season
and whose leaf does not wither—
    whatever they do prospers.

4 Not so the wicked!
    They are like chaff
    that the wind blows away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,
    nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

6 For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

I wanted to share these verses from Psalms 1, because I sometimes find strength from these words.  In times of struggle when we might feel more like chaff than the tree planted by the stream.  However, if we draw deeply upon our faith we can weather any drought.  I highlighted my favorite verse above.  Hopefully, you can find something here too.

-Butterfingrs

Springbrook Legacy

THE SCENE: 48 degrees F, 64% humidity, dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Little baby arm circles, Windmills, Inchworm merkins with extra stretch.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the upper field and stop at the fountain.

Route 66 #1:  With the fountain light pole as a home base do a compound Route 66 up the Greenway.  Run to first light pole and do 1 merkin and 11 WWII situps, run back to starting point and then run to the second light pole to do 2 merkins and 10 WWII situps.  Continue back to the starting point before running to each successive light pole to increase by 1 merkin and decrease 1 WWII situp.

At light pole 7 we all recovered and then ran cross country to the source of the Springbrook stream.  After some comments we ran back to the home base at the fountain.

Route 66 #2:  With the fountain light pole as a home base do a compound Route 66 down the Greenway.  Run to first light pole and do 1 dry dock and 11 squat jumps, run back to starting point and then run to the second light pole to do 2 dry docks and 10 squat jumps.  Continue back to the starting point before running to each successive light pole to increase by 1 dry dock and decrease 1 squat jump.

Around light pole 7 we all recovered and ran back to the fountain to learn a few things about the fountain construction and the King’s and Queen’s Chairs rock formation above the fountain.

We ran back to the AO via the Troll Bridge, another structure from the early Springbrook era.

At the scrapyard we did 20 pull ups and 20 step ups per leg before circling up at the Pavilion side for Mary.

In reality, no one was able to complete all of the prescribed beat down due to time constraints.  No complaints were registered.

MARY:
Edward Scissorlegs, flutter kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs and no FNG’s
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Springbrook was an area owned and developed by the Aluminum Company of America starting in the 1910’s.  Company executives at the time decided to set aside one acre of park land for every 100 employees.  What is now Springbrook Park from Hunt road past Springbrook Pool originated from the ALCOA promise. Many of the structures like the fountain, stone bridges, and pool date back to the early 1930’s with much of it being built by company employees.  When orders were low during the Great Depression, management would assign workers to perform construction work at the park.  We also need to remember that most of the infrastructure of the area was provided and build by ALCOA because none existed prior to the company’s arrival.

This is a significant difference from our day and time.  Now, companies want concessions from local governments before they commit to moving in.  They want tax reductions and improved infrastructures.  They expect the communities to already exhibit those things that add up to good quality of life for their employees.  Seldom do we hear of a company starting from scratch and providing all those things.

It is good to know our beginnings.  It is good to know of our legacy.  F3 is leaving a legacy in Springbrook Park (the Bomb Shelter).  The great thing is that F3 is adding to the legacy of Springbrook Park with its goal of providing Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith to anyone that shows up.  I think it is a legacy that those who poured and will pour their effort into Springbrook Park will be pleased to see.

No man left behind; no man left unchanged.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Swerve as he officiates a funeral and for Woodshack and Dreamer and their families in the death of David White.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F at JUCO on March 28th.

March Slaughterhouse

THE SCENE: Dark and gloomy, high chance of smoke
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
S.S.H. x 10 IC;  Cherry Picker x 5 IC;  OHC x 10 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the “new” parking lot, brief stations in the first corner, split into 4 groups of 3 for the main event.  4 corners of the lot, each has 2 exercises x20 reps to complete.  After completing corner reps, run 3/4 of a lap to next station, moving as a group.  AMRAP.  Each group completed at least 2 full 4-corner laps.

  • Corner 1:  diamond walk ; 10kg bushwhacker (lunge while swinging a 10kg kettle bell in front of the face)
  • Corner 2:  burpees ; smurf jacks
  • Corner 3:  CMU pullovers ; CMU BBS
  • Corner 4:  broad jumps ; 4ct American Hammers
  • Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Roughly 2 minutes remained upon arrival back to AO, just enough time for 50 Overhead claps, in cadence.  Judging by the grumbling, this was the correct recipe.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This was a tough one men.  I knew walking in that I would struggle to hold it together, and almost didn’t make it through the first paragraph of the poem.  My grandfather cut a poem out of a newspaper sometime in the 1940’s or early 50’s, titled “Thoroughbred Man” that he gave to my dad circa 1953.  My dad carried it in his wallet for 50+ years, to the point that he had to laminate it with a new typed copy just to preserve it.  He passed it on to me in 2002 before my first trip into a warzone.  Years later, I had it emblazoned on a plaque for him to put up on his wall.  He passed away in January 2015 after struggling through dementia and alzheimers’ for several years.  That was the longest day of my life, standing watch at his bedside for 20 hours, praying and talking to him.  I had siblings rushing in from as far away as Colorado.  About an hour after the last of us got to spend some 1 on 1 time with him, we all held him as he breathed his last, then his stubborn heart (if you knew him, you’d understand) went on for another 5 minutes.  I didn’t have the composure to share all of this in the BOM, so here it is.  I prayed for him.  I wanted more time with him, but I also knew that it would only prolong his suffering.  I prayed for God to take him.  After I took the plaque down off his wall, it stayed hidden, in a closet.  When I moved I put it up in my workshop, but still didn’t see it often.  I spent a lot of time embarrassed and ashamed of the man that I had become.  I wasn’t living up to what I was responsible for.  F3 has changed that in me.  Laziness, fear, and anxiety are afterthoughts now.  The plaque is in a spot where I see it daily, where it should be, as a reminder of how I need to live for my family.  It reads:

Am I the thoroughbred man, I want my laddie to be:

In the days that are now his future, Do I want him to be like me?

Nature’s put my mark on his features, I’m putting my stamp on his soul.

Can I help my boy reach the highlands, If I strive for a lesser goal?

’tis a sobering thought for fathers, aye a sobering thought for me;

As my boy sets on life’s ocean, shall he chart his course by me?

Shall he think the thoughts that I think; shall he say the things that I say;

Shall he live the life that I live; when I come to the end of my way?

To our boys is the task of the future, we’ll soon leave the world in their care.

As a father, I’ll help or hinder my boy’s life burdens to bear.

For this law is not to be broken, ’tis almighty God’s wonderful plan-

I must be a thoroughbred father, if I’d sire a thoroughbred man.

HIMs, we can’t be perfect.  But, we can do better than we are.  If you have to think twice about doing something, odds are it is sinful.  If you are about to do something that you wouldn’t want your wife, kids, or God to see you do, stop.  If you don’t want your son to grow up to be like you, change.  And, if you wouldn’t want your daughter to bring you home to meet you, sins and all, do something about it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
JUCO is hosting convergence on 3/28/20, put it on your calendars and get out there!  Mermaid and myself will be heading up a pre-ruck from 0600-0700 before the beatdown, full smokey plus the third leg.

ImpromQ

THE SCENE: Great. Just great. No, really, it was great. Like I’m not being sarcastic or whatever, really nice. I swear! Dropped my daughter off at the Chapel for FiA, and started walking up to the AO. Nobody on the calendar… Looks like it’s time for a Waxjob surprise beatdown!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Made up on the spot, so I may not be remembering this right:
32 SSH IC (just until Swimmies decided which daggum shirt he wanted to wear)
5 Cherry Pickers
10 Tempo Merkins
20 LBAC each way
20 Overhead Claps
10 Tempo Squats
10 Crabettes

THA-THANG:
Mosey over toward Baby Everest. Make a quick 180 around the truck in the parking lot and back to the AO because I forgot my phone… Now on to Baby Everest for realz

11s – Start with one squat jump at the bottom, 10 merkins at the top. Bernie up (of course)
10x V-Ups
10x Wide Merkins
5x Diamond Merkins
Mosey around to the bottom of the hill.
Back up the hill! This time, Crawl Bear.

Mosey back to the AO just to pick up the Exercise Die, and head down to the playground for random Tabata.
Roll an exercise and do 4 rounds of 20s on, 10s rest:
Burpees
Crab Walk
Merkins
Plank (did this one for two rounds of a full minute each)
Water Break! (Run to the water fountain. It’s too close. Add 5 burpees)
Calf Raises (single leg)

MARY:
Just a little time left…
20x LBCs (4ct IC)
A tiny bit of Row your Boat

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 strong today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Not much due to the short planning period… Received more than I gave. Thanks guys!
MOLESKIN:
Kudos to Gibbler and Hot Tub on the pre-ruck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
JUCO Convergence! March 28! Be there!