F3 Knoxville

Fat Amy’s Necktie

THE SCENE: Low 40’s and quite pleasant.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH

10 Windmills

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the Plateau of Pain.

16 cones across the plateau. Run to first cone and do exercise. Run back to start then on to second cone for next exercise and so on.

  1. 50 Squats
  2. 20 Burpees
  3. 40 BBS
  4. 20 Burpees
  5. 30 Merkins
  6. 20 Burpees
  7. 20 Iron Squats
  8. 20 Burpees
  9. 20 Burpees
  10. 20 Iron Squats
  11. 20 Burpees
  12. 30 Merkins
  13. 20 Burpees
  14. 40 BBS
  15. 20 Burpees
  16. 50 Squats

MARY:

20 Flutter Kicks

20 LBCs

Repeated 4 times

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Abridged version of the Bluejacket’s guide to leadership. A 1943 manual given to junior enlisted sailors.

Loyalty. Loyalty is the opposite of treachery. A man who is not true to himself cannot be loyal to anyone or anything.

Faith. Believe in yourself. Trust yourself. Count on yourself.

Obedience. To be obedient is to place your own desires and impulses in second position.

Courage. Courage is that quality which enables one to meet danger and difficulties with firmness and with ability unimpaired. It does not mean absence of fear. A courageous man has mastered fear. Cool courage implies ability to exercise sound judgment in the face of danger.

Honor. Act so that your home folks will be proud of you, and will tell all of your friends what fine things you are doing. Act so that others will want to be like you.

Self-control. Self-control is the visible evidence of self-discipline.

Knowledge. Knowledge comes only through study and hard work. Men always respect you for what you know. It pays to know, and to know you know. Know your own job well and when you know it perfectly you will be on your way to knowing the job ahead of you.

Reliability. Always do what you are told to do, and do it the best you know how.

Spirit. To have spirit means to be able to become enthusiastic and inspired in everything you do and to show a lively interest in your work.

Justice. Be square. Play the game hard, but play it squarely. Give a square deal to others and expect one in return. Act so that others can respect you as a man.

Truthfulness. The final test of a man is: In a pinch, will he lie? Many a man who told the whole truth has been let off or given light punishment, where the liar was punished for the offense and for lying as well.

Conduct. Good behavior and a clear record are essential for promotion to positions of leadership. A leader’s conduct must always be exemplary and the standards maintained by leaders are very high.

Initiative. Sound judgment in taking the initiative (or in leading toward a goal) is an essential quality in a leader.

Energetic. A man who does not spare his efforts, or value them higher than the proper performance of his duty, is energetic. He does things the “smart” way and is not too concerned about whether it is the “hard” way or the “easy” way.

Cheerfulness. Good will, easy manners, and friendly speech are contagious.

Honesty. Your belongings are yours and yours to use or dispose of. Stealing is an admission by a man that he is inadequate to obtain the things he craves by fair and open means.

MOLESKIN:
I think I set a new calorie and mileage record for myself on that one. 781 cals and 4.13 miles.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Mostly burpees. Lots of burpees

THE SCENE: Upper 30s (heat wave after lots of days in the 20s)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 (IC); Imperial Squat Walker x 15 (IC); BAC, forward and reverse x 11 each (IC)
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the cloud; 100 burpees OYO;

As you finish the burpee challenge, move to the adjacent parking lot for some blackjack, a/k/a 21.  20 merkins, run to other end, 1 BBS, run back for 19 merkins, run to the other end for 2 BBS, so on and so forth.

Cut blackjack short after everybody is done with burpee challenge and mosey to Circus Maximus for Doras.  Partner runs a lap while other partner does reps.  50 CCDs, 200 jump squats, 300 LBCs;

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Just enough time for 2 full minutes of elbow plank.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We’ve got a lot of rancor in the world.  So many people are angry.  Let’s be kind, let’s turn the other cheek, especially with those that upset us the most.  The world needs more kindness.
MOLESKIN:
Praises for Cheatsheet’s dad being out of the hospital and on the mend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Asylum needs volunteers for the Hardship Hill build team.  Please help. Code Brown is leading.

Every Vocation

THE SCENE: Partly cloudy, temp in low 50’s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Plank Jacks, 10 Iron Mikes, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Rockettes, Michael Phelps
THA-THANG:
Mosey uphill to perimeter trail and continue moseying until we get to stop sign that is west of the upper parking lot.  We will do nickel dime quarters on the perimeter trail, going past the bottom of Mt. Everest and continuing on the perimeter trail until we hit the roadway at the Lyons Bend entrance to the park.  This is the exercises we will do with each nickel, dime, quarter (nickel, dime, quarter means run 1 light and do five of exercise, run 2 lights and do ten, run 5 lights and do 25):

  • Merkins
  • Squat Jumps
  • Big Boy Sit-ups
  • Smurf Jacks
  • Dive Bombers

Mosey east on roadway until we get to stop sign at intersection of roadway that goes to admin bldg.  We will stop here to do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey to parking lot that at Southern Ball Fields.  We will start at southern end of parking lot.  We will run to light, do 20 Merkins, run to next light, do 20 Merkins, and continue sequence until end of parking lot.  We will then Bernie Sanders back to the other end of the parking lot, stopping at each light to do 20 Big Boy Sit-ups.

Mosey back to Roadway.  Stop to do 20 Hello Dollies.

Mosey to parking lot that is by roadway and south of the playground.  We will sprint from one end of the parking lot to the other, stopping at each inlet to do 20 Carolina Dry Docks.

Mosey to AO.

MARY:
Sprint to each corner of parking lot and do 10 Smurf Jacks at each.  Then, lunge to each corner of parking lot and do 10 Star Jumps at each.  Finally, get on sixes and do 20 Flutter Kicks (four count).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Ten men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As men in F3, we each have different vocations.  If we were to go through the types of jobs each of us have, I am sure we would see quite a variety.  No matter what our job, each of us, in that job, have an opportunity to impact our world.

The words of the following song, which we sometimes sing in my church, are simple but compelling to me.  The song shows how each of us give to God’s kingdom through our vocations. The song is called Day by Day and is written by Lowana Wallace and Isaac Wardell.  Here are the words:

[Verse 1]
Server, you remind us of our Savior’s bowl and towel
Teacher, you are raising up a child to be kind
Lawyer, give us hope that justice one day will surround us[Chorus 1]
May God’s kingdom come
On earth, His will be done[Verse 2]
Farmer, you are working for a table full of bounty
Painter, with each color you are teaching us to see
Nurse, yours are the healing hands that touch the poor and broken[Chorus 2]
May God’s kingdom come
On earth, His will be done
Lord, be close to us
Lord, have mercy on us
Lord, please put Your hand on us
Day by day[Verse 3]
Carpenter, you frame a house for those who need protection
Laborer, you lift a heavy burden for the weak
Leaders, build a city that all children may rejoice in

[Chorus 3]
May God’s kingdom come
On earth, His will be done
Lord, be close to us
Lord, have mercy on us
Lord, please put Your hand on us
Day by day
Lord, be close to us
Lord, have mercy on us
Lord, please put Your hand on us
Day by day

My wife, Jan, visited a monastery years ago.  The monastery was a beautiful place and visitors like Jan could sleep overnight if they desired.  Jan watched in fascination as she saw the monks there performing various tasks and worshiping at all hours of the day.  She had a conversation with one of those monks in a little gift store in the monastery.  He was a very wise and loving man who had been at the monastery for many years.  One of his primary jobs at the monastery was washing dishes and cleaning meals.  The job seemed like one which would be messy, laborious and dull to Jan.  The monk told her that he found the job a means to be closer to God.  He told her how, with each dish, knife and fork he cleaned, he thought how that simple service contributed to the entire monastery.  He thought also about how people all over the world perform the same task.  By washing those dishes, he was a part of humanity, part of an activity that makes the world spin.  In performing this task he was contributing to God’s kingdom.

Whatever our vocation, our current job, if we can think, like the monk did, about us contributing to God’s kingdom . . . or think about, like the song says, of God placing His hand on us, each of us, as we perform our tasks . . . then I think we we will find much more meaning, value and happiness in the work we perform.  May God’s kingdom come.  On earth His will be done.  Day by day.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Pinto, for Abscess’s youngest son who broke his collar bone, for Ice Man’s sister-in-law whose baby is due next week but is currently in breech, for Squirtle’s friend, and for Brick when he gives his testimony at church this Tuesday.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Board Meeting!

Gold Rush!

THE SCENE: perfectly right in between cold and warm.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

I had them youngsters bid farewell to Sally with some cossack squats. Sally was a mess of emotion. First she was up, then down, then up again…

Then we all settled affairs at the farm by selling our 10 henderkins to farmer Yosef, and but then we were cut free to head up to the mountains and seek our fortunes.

THA-THANG:
Everyone grabbed a pickaxe from the CMU depot, so there was plenty of them up in the mines.

Without giving away any incriminating details, and laid out the plan that would soon make me-er uh… all of us rich!

At the mountain, we had a couple of fellers hold up the old abandoned mine shafts in a variety of ways:

  • Low plank
  • Knees above parallel bars
  • Bar hang
  • Low dip
  • Balance board
  • Etc.

Meanwhile we sent another feller down in the mine to dig out some nuggets (10 blockies per nugget). As soon as anyone dropped their shaft, boy I’ll tell you it kicked up a heap of dust and make a racket that carried on for miles! So I told the boys to split and split fast anytime that happened and to lay low in the camps.

Laying low in the camps:

Camp 1

  • 20 iron Mikes 2ct
  • 20 monkey jumpers 4ct
  • 20 side lunges (10 each leg)

Camp 2

  • 20 mountain Climbers 4ct
  • 20 Peter Parkers 4ct
  • 20 in and outs single ct

Camp 3

  • 20 diamond merkins
  • 20 Carolina dry dock
  • 20 Berpees

Camp 4

  • 20 cmu bent rows
  • 20 Lawnmowers (10 per arm)
  • 20 cmu swings

MARY:
After a good day of prospecting, I introduced the boys to Mary and she showed us a good time… 20 ic LBCs and hold 6 inches…

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Much like prospecting, life can feel like things are getting in the way of each other. Work keeps us from family. Family drama makes work hard. Etc. However, we need to keep the perspective that we are where we are meant to be in each moment to do the best we can in that moment. Laying low in the camps isn’t just so you can get up to mine gold. There is good stuff happening wherever we are if we’re willing to be a part of it.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast @Drifter’s on Saturday and Snokel says we’ll have to earn it.

Lap Dogs

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:
Grab a CMU and carry it overhead to the boat. Do tris, presses or curls while we mosey.

At the boat,

  • 10 squat presses
  • 10 super presses (iron mike style)
  • 10 tris
  • 10 curls

run towards the steps side shuffling thru the . Zig zag cones

Mosey down to the bottom steps and then up steps to Dwayne Johnson and do 10 Merkins, 10 4-ct shoulder taps and 10 dry docks.

Mosey towards top of hill above where the boat sat and do suicides at cones.

mosey to restaurant entrance and bear crawl down hill from cone to cone.

run around to boat stopping at cone to do 10 squat jumps, 10 lunges per leg, 10 4-ct imperial walkers.

repeat amlap

Mosey to AO w/CMUs
MARY:

30 flutters

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
You are the only Bible that some unbelievers will ever read.  Try to be the person that represents Christianity well.  People are watching And judging.
MOLESKIN:
Good work by the pax today, good fellowship at coffeteria as well. La-z-Boy “roasts” some good coffee!! Thanks for providing it brother.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Possible F3 backpacking trip this spring???