F3 Knoxville

[lostpearls] Slow Burn Time Under Tension (TUT)

AO: lostpearls
Q: flyball
PAX: Bail Bonds, Mathlete, Borg, Natty, Mooch, flyball, Wild Thing (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
– SSH – 20 IC
– Tempo squats – 12 IC
– Seal claps – 12 IC
– OH claps – 12 IC
– Moroccan Night Clubs – 12 IC
– Figure 4 squats – 5 each leg OYO
– Cherry pickers – 6 IC

THE THANG:
Lower Body Burn x 3 count down, fast/explosive up

Set x 2 rounds:
– Slow Squats – 12 reps
– Lunges (Alternating Legs) – 12 each leg
– Jump Squats – 12 reps
– Figure 4 Squats – 12 reps
– Wall Sit – 1 minute

Mosey

Upper Body Sizzle: 3 count negative
– Slow Merkins – 12 reps
– Wide Merkins – 12 reps
– Irkins – 12 reps
– Low Plank Hold – 30 seconds

Mosey

Core Control:
– Slow Flutter Kicks – 25 IC (3-count separation then 1-count switch)
– Hello Dolly – 12 IC (same tempo)
– Slow Big Boys – 12 reps (3-count up, slow down)
– Supermans (slowly) – 12 reps (3-count up)

Mosey to boat ramp

Wall ups (12)

Mosey back to AO

Birthday Manmakers for Wild Thing (12)

Repeat the slow burn sets until time

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dad Camp Aug 15-17

COT:

“For the time will come when they will not tolerate sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance with their own desires, and they will turn their ears away from the truth and will turn aside to myths. But as for you, use self-restraint in all things, endure hardship, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry.”
‭‭2 Timothy‬ ‭4‬:‭3‬-‭5‬ ‭NASB2020‬‬

Endure hard things together. Let’s pray for each other and help one another endure during and outside of our beatdowns. Let’s remember those who are struggling to endure today.

Strive for 5 (Ruck)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Hot Pants, Farley, bluebird, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

THE THANG: MARCH

MARY: Can’t explain the strange lines on our map today. Appears we were transported out of the park to a place far away and later returned.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: See P3 COT

[lostpearls] Last Day as a Bachelor

AO: lostpearls
Q: Papa Lock
PAX: 30 second warning, flyball, Bail Bonds, Mooch, Gmail, Papa Lock, Hosed, Squeaks, Lax, Dogman
FNGs: 2 Lax, Dogman
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Basic Stretches

THE THANG: Ruck Around and Find Out!

MARY: Cherry Pickers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dad Camp Aug 15-17

COT: Nehemiah said, “Go and enjoy choice food and sweet drinks, and send some to those who have nothing prepared. This day is holy to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the Lord is your strength.” (Nehemiah 8:10, NIV)

The Joy of the Lord. It seems like Christians are more comfortable touting Jesus for being a man of sorrows, acquainted with grief, than we are with Jesus being a man of joy, acquainted with jubilation and celebration. If “the joy of the Lord is your strength,” a lot of us are a lot weaker than we need to be. Humorlessness is a malignant tumor on the soul. Interpreters think Sarah laughed because she was old and pregnant. I suspect Sarah was old and pregnant because she laughed. You need at least thirty deep laughs a day to keep healthy. Primary health ingredients in a “total wellness program” include love, faith, trust, hope … and laughter. We need to prescribe these medicines. I wonder why so many Christians would rather be on the “whining side” than on the “winning side?” You’d think the Bible had said, “Blessed are the moaners.” Jesus laughed and continues to laugh. Has it ever bothered you that in Michelangelo’s Sistine chapel portrayal of heaven no one is smiling? To be sure, putting on the mind of Christ means more than putting on a happy face. There is nothing that makes me sicker than a “happy face” faith. Joy has deeper dimensions than happiness or hilarity. Joy drives away all despair but not all depression. We will get depressed. Faith enables the dreary soul to become dreamy again through the power of these four words: “it came to pass.” It took God three days to turn the worst for Jesus into the best. Should I expect better from God for myself? Wait three days. Give God time to work on your behalf. Life is filled with nail-biting finishes, downcast days, and Titian-toned darkness. But joy always comes in the morning.

(Leonard Sweet in Soul Salsa, pages 187-188)

It’s All Fun & Games

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Double Wide, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Bunny, Gibbler
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretch
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes (Bunny-style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (Because Bunny wasn’t sure if he was warm)
– Route 66 with Squats up to the Asylum

THE THANG:
Two (2) Teams Competing for most Exercises Complete. One team would run based on the roll of the dice, while the other did exercises. When the run team returned, the teams switched.

The Rollin’ & Runs:
1. Space Needle
2. Asylum Building
3. Whole Big Circuit
4. Down to the Overlook
5. Upper Parking Lot
6. Tree Run

The Exercises:
– 10 – Burpees
– 15 – Seal Jacks (4 – Count)
– 20 – LBCs (4 – Count)
– 15 – Peter Parkers (4 – Ct)
– 10 – Sumo Squats (4 – Count)
– 15 – Hello Dollys (4 – Ct)
– 20 – Merkins
– 15 – V-Ups
– 10 – Lt. Dans
– 15 – Gas Pumpers
– 20 – Side Crunches (10 EA)
– 15 – Boxcutters (4 – Count)

MARY:
– Matlock (Bill Maddox)’s Dante’s Core
– Cat Gut (Mike Davis)’s Boat-Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Book Club after BOM
– Anderson County Starfish Coming this Summer

COT: Do not expect to Rise to the Occasion, but Fall to your Level of Training. Focus on training in your life; spiritually, physically & mentally to be prepared for any eventuality.