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For Educational Purposes

March 6, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cosmo 2, Fardeen Rastagar, Hands, Sawdust, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10 but missing one welshman
Today’s Q was planned for the benefit of @Blowhole, a young Welshman eager to experience all East Tennessee has to offer. The plan was to educate him about our disputatious nature and our history of crankiness, so by not showing up he proved he fit right in.

He did miss out on a decade of health and happiness, however, when the Junk Science was offered to all present. Shoulders were well blasted then shaken out in preparation for the Cloud’s very own Jack Webb. Jack is never easy.

As we made our way to Cardiac (as is my custom) I wondered if more people than just Matlock (Bill Maddox) labor under the misapprehension that Waffle House Qs are occasionally spirit led. Nothing could be further from the truth! I plan meticulously; I just don’t have any imagination.

Prayers for our old friend who we miss having out there in the gloom; prayers for a family going through something truly awful; gratitude for our being out there together another day.

>From Between Noon and Three by Robert Farrar Capon: “…it is Jesus who is your life. If he refused to condemn you because your works were rotten, he certainly isn’t going to flunk you because your faith isn’t so hot. You can fail utterly, therefore, and still live the life of grace. You can fold up spiritually, morally, or intellectually and still be safe.
Because at the very worst, all you can be is dead – and for him who is the Resurrection and the Life, that just makes you his cup of tea.”

Bait and switch

March 5, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: P3, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Borg, Casey Kasem (Jess), Tropicana, Sawdust, Blowhole
FNGs: 1 Blowhole
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH, froggy squats, high knees, butt kickers, tie fighters, tempo merkins
THE THANG:
Trotted over to the Grand Lawn to do a Waxjob Q – Crazy 48’s :tm:
Round 1 do a lap, 48 squats
Round 2 at the 1/2 way point and end of the lap, 24 4 ct flutter kicks and 24 squats
Round 3 at the four corners, 12 4 ct mountain climbers, 12 4 ct flutter kicks, 12 squats
Round 4 at the 4 corners and the 2 1/2 points on one leg of the lap (6 stops total) do 8 HR merkins, 8 4ct mountain climbers, 8 4 ct flutter kicks, 8 squats
Round 5 make a figure 8 and at each turn do 6 burpees, 6 of all the other exercises
We only got 1/2 way done and had to return to the AO. This workout was too crazy to complete by 6:15.
The pax was most discouraged that we had no time for broga. This was an epic Q fail. The Q promises to have a dedicated broga day on a Tuesday or Thursday soon.
Snitch (Cory Beilharz ) did remind us how to start leading and exercise and the proper phraseology thereof. However, we learned he does not have equivalent skill in ending an exercise. You can’t have it all I guess.
MARY:
She laughed at the Q’s time mismanagement
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge
We talked about the upcoming Fardeen Rastagar BBQ. More details to come.
Go hiking with Pac-man Friday morning.
COT:
I need to make a big change. I am scared but not paralyzed.
We welcomed Casey Kasem (Jess) ‘s friend from Wales – Blowhole. (get it? Wales, whale, …)

[halls-otb] The Full Monty

March 5, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: halls-otb
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: Frizzles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
SSH
Windmills
Squat and Reach
Hillbillies
Shoulder Taps
Raise the Roof
Michael Phelps
Tempo Merkins

THE THANG:
The Fully Monty is designed to be a full body CMU workout.

1 – 3: 20, left, right plyo Merkins on cmu and 10 incline merkins on cmu.
“10 SSH, 4ct”4: 10 CMU deadlifts
“Bernie to cone, Bernie back”5: 10 rows
“10 SSH, 4ct”6: 10 goblet squats
“Bernie”7: 10 swings
“10 SSH, 4ct”8: Curls
“Bernie”9: Thrusters
“10 SSH, 4ct”10. Military Press
“Bernie”
MARY:
LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge, March 27th

COT:
COT – Showing Honor
Romans 12:10 ESV
[10] Love one another with brotherly affection. Outdo one another in showing honor.

I am thankful for Frizzles out in the gloom. He posts consistently, especially since the Duck days of August. He leads through regularly Qing and as the 2nd F Q for Knox East. He is fun and encouraging. He brings jokes and also helpful COTs.

Thing 1 and Thing 2

March 4, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Casey Kasem (Jess), Cosmo 2, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Suds, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Hot Tub (John Muller), P3, Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

SSH
Misc Stretching

THE THANG:

Count off Thing 1 & Thing 2

🏃 Mosey to Toilet Bowl (¼ mile)
⸻
Partner Bump Workout
Thing 1 starts halfway on route
200 Jump Squats (team)
Thing 2 jumps / partner runs → switch on bump
200 Merkins (team)
Same format
200 Big Boy Sit-ups (team)
Same format
⸻
🏃 Mosey to Muscle Beach
⸻
Pull-Up Station
Thing 1 alternate:
10 pull-ups each round
Rest while Thing 2 works
➡ Goal: 40 pull-ups per person

MARY:

No time for Hairy Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

“Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up.”
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 NIV
bible.com/bible/111/ecc.4.9-10.NIV

[juco-rush] Resist the temptation

March 4, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: juco-rush
Q: Trash Panda (JUCO)
PAX: Natty, Data, Tooth Fairy, Butterknife, Guardrail, Lt. Dan, Trash Panda (JUCO), Erector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: mosey around campus

THE THANG:
Hill sprints around campus

ANNOUNCEMENTS: flag handoff at juco Friday.

COT:
Talked about stopping problems before they escalate and related it to the airplane crash of Greg Biffle

“Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭13‬-‭14‬ ‭ESV‬‬