F3 Knoxville

Sharknado!

11 of Dogpounds Finest made the best decision they would make today and laced them up for classic Mothership workout. “Sharknado”!!

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey to the upper parking lot with Stoli skips, side steps. Once at the parking lot did 10 x Imperial Squat Walkers, 10 Windmills, 10- Little baby arm circles.
THA-THANG:

Sharknado

Complete a set of exercises and run a lap approx 200 meters around planters in upper parking lot

Repeato until time is called

15 Burpees

20 Diamond Merkins

20 WWII situps

20 Merkins

20 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
Mosey and Jail break back to Flag. Circle up. 2 x Flutter kick as time expired.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“worry weighs a person down; an encouraging word cheers a person up.” Proverbs 12:25

MOLESKIN:
Pray for Ribbes wife, Mr Earl, and Ethel.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Swan Cabin coming up next month. Spet 16 and 17. Reach out to Waxjob if your interested in going.

If It Weren’t For the Humidity, It Might Just Be Pleasant

THE SCENE: Quote from the Gloom… “If it weren’t for the humidity, it might just be pleasant.”

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done ok-ish

WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH IC | 10 Grady Corns IC | 5 Cherry Pickers IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Bottom of Dwayne’s Mountain. Partner up, one partner completes an exercise, and the other runs up the hill and does 1 Burpee at Dwayne. Repeat for all listed exercises. 

  • Merkins
  • BBS 
  • Imperial Squat Walkers
  • Carolina Dry Docks 
  • Flutter Kicks 
  • Jump Squats
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Monkey Humpers 
  • Jingle Balls

Fellowship Mosey™ to the BathHouse and AMRAP 10 Incline Merkins, 10 Box Jumps, 10 Decline Merkins for 5 mins until time is called

MARY:

There just wasn’t enough time 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

10 HIMs; 0 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Being a “Good Man” is something you do, not something you are.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

IPC will be done on Mondays at the Equalizer during that horrific time

 

TLINAU

THE SCENE: Perfect summer morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Baby arm circles
  • Imperial walkers
  • Calf raises

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey to the pee rocks
  • 20 of Charger’s row merkins with pee rocks
  • 25 Freddie mercury with pee rocks
  • 10 of Charger’s row merkins with pee rocks
  • 20 Freddie Mercury with pee rocks
  • Mosey to the parking lot entrance
  • 25 gas pumpers
  • Lunge to the sign

5 rounds of

  • 5 burpee jumping pull ups
  • 10 squats
  • 10 BBS

Mosey back to the AO
MARY:
Hello Dolly’s by I-beam
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
TLINAU = This life is not about us.

MOLESKIN:
I-beam’s brother

Ribbed’s wife

Hammy’s recovery

And all our brothers who are injured or fartsacked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pencil in 9/11 for a F3 family picnic and smoked meat contest.

The VERN!!

THE SCENE:  10 of Dogpounds finest laced them up to see what the Q would bring from the mothership..
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

  • I am not  professional
  • First Q in Five Years
  • You have been warned…

WARM-O-RAMA:
Slow mosey to the upperparking lot.. 5 burpees halfway

Circle up:

Imperial Squat Walker x10

Merkin x 20

Windmill x 10

Line up for Serpintine

Mosey with hill work…then to rabbit hole with a backward bear climb up stairs .. mosey to the top and plank work while waiting for the six… mosey to the Pavillion

THA-THANG:
Introducing… “The VERN”

  • 25 x dips
  • 25 x LBC
  • run to pull up bars
  • 10 x pull ups
  • 25 x merkins
  • run back to Pavillion
  • Repeato x 5

Jailbreak back to parking lot
MARY:
@ribbed led while Q was throwing up.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Pray for our health so we can continue to be the whetstone to help sharpen other men and give the gift of F3. Pray for Ribbed’s wife and give strength to Brad who will be battling prostate cancer
MOLESKIN:
Thank you for allowing me to lead you fine men in the gloom. This was my first Q in over 5 years, so appreciate you bearing with me as I knocked some rust off. I felt it was appropriate to start my first Q back with the VERN as this was my last Q before I left charlotte back in 2017. Definitely a full-circle moment for me.  @ski-dog @jagged-pill @mayberry killed this workout and were the only ones to finish the 5 full rounds #strong.   Q felt frisky, underestimated the distance back to the shovel flag, and called for a looooong Jailbreak. Appreciate @ribbed for handling Mary as Q was dry-heaving.

Thank you for lacing them up and coming out today. Make it a great day!

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
8/6 – Workday at Cerebral Palsy Center

Seated at the right hand of the Father

THE SCENE: 72 and no breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH

10 Tennessee rocking chair

5 Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:
mosey over to the pee rock pile. Grab a rock, either one large rock or to small rocks

  • 25 count of everything. Two locations bottom of the hill and top of the hill
    • curls
    • OHP
  • run up to the top of the hill
    • squats
    • squat thrust
  • drop the rock and go back and grab a new rock and start again.
  • after halfway through we start taking back the pile
  • bottom of the hill
    • SSH
    • Iron Mikes
  • Top of the hill
    • rows
    • butterfly rows

MARY:
ran over 1 minutes
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Hebrew 1:1-4

Christ so completely finished the work of dyeing for our sins he is seated a the right hand of the father. Not standing and pleading for our forgiveness but seating next to God.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.