F3 Knoxville

Category: The Dog Pound

Shake and Bake

THE SCENE: The Dog Pound ground was dry but the air was soaking wet. It was Hum-Ed.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Did some classic SSH, Merkins, this and that’s, burpees and baby arm circles.
THA-THANG:
Tank, yes I referred to myself in the 3rd person, started the co-Q with a nice little mosey to the steps below “Dwayne Johnson”.
Do 1st exercise, run a lap around the left side of island and up the little baby steps. To starting point where you more to the 2nd exercise. Repeat till you go through all exercises.

OH CLAPS 40
Squats 35
Merkins 30
Lunges 25
Wide Merkins 20
Cobra Kais 15
Shoulder tap merkins 10
Burpees 5

then do some line hops in plank, some line touches in plank, some dips on the curb.
Doubtfire took over the Q duties and made us run to Nashville, I mean the pavalon. Mayberry had to remind him we did build pull up bars but Doubtfire just kept making us run like some sort of evil dictator. We pleaded to stop but he just hissed at us. I was scared.
We finally got to the pavalon where he had a boom box playing soothing sounds from what sounded like Barbara Streisand. Doubtfire said it was his favorite singer and mentioned something like “she is magical” and looked at us all quite uncomfortably. He then told us o do  pull ups and lunges starting with one and working up to 11. Running up to the top gravel it and doing the same with burpees. How nice of him. Once the first heart attack happened he called off the dogs and we headed back the long cut way to the AO because the previous Q forgot his cell at the steps.
Once everyone got back to the AO and we hit 3 miles, we had a little date with Mary.

MARY:
Hello dollys for the cheetahs until the 6 (me) caught up. Then as a group we did flutters x30 and some awkward one legged donkey kicks to firm up the buttocks for the ladies. There were tennis players there and I was tempted to do pickle pounders and monkey jumpers but figured that they would enjoy it too much.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 total with one FNG Mudpuppy
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Doubtfire took the reins and talked about the 2nd F and reaching out to our brothers in need. If you haven’t seen someone in a while reach out to them. Dedicate some time to them. Lots of struggles going on out there and no one needs to go through it alone.
MOLESKIN:
Doubtfire and I have been absent from the dog pound for quite a while. Although I still consider the dog pound my original home AO,  I have been cheating on them with the equalizer. I do feel bad about it. The equalizer guys are so nice to me. No one ever tells me that I’m stupid or get out of my way tank you’re going to slow. They never say things like “man are you out of shape.” Or “that’s not the way you do a Burpee you loser”. I was feeling pretty good about myself and I think I needed to be knocked down a couple of notches, that’s why I decided to come back to the dog pound. It was good To be humbled. In all seriousness though, I did miss the guys at the dog pound. I think I’m going to be mixing it up a little bit more in the future. #allf3AOsRULE
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP on the 18th, mend house donations

Because Legs feed the wolf gentlemen

THE SCENE:

60 something with a 100% chance of legs

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry pickers (4ct) x5

Imperial Walkers (4ct) x15

inch worms x5

Mosey w/ CMU to Hill

THA-THANG:

  • 15 American KB swings,15 Russian KB swings, or G2O(x20) touches
  • Run up the hill to pull up area
  • 10 strict, 10 jumping pull ups or 5 negatives
  • Run down the hill
  • 10 ultimate squats (close, normal, sumo)
  • Run up the hill to top
  • 15 jump squats, or 20 air squats
  • Run down the hill

Mosey w/ CMU to Doggy shack

Tweet-E’s Turn, Shoulder press, or Baby arm circles

25 V-ups

25 (4ct) flutter kicks

25 ‘Merkins

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
and Ski dog (I couldn’t find your name)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The way I developed this workout was to challenge everyone in areas that they might not feel the strongest like running, pull ups, or shoulder work.

This led me to think about a native American proverb about the constant battle within ourselves.

An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. “A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy. “It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.”

 He continued, “The other is good – he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you – and inside every other person, too.”

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf will win?”

The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”

It’s our choice everyday of which wolf we feed. So day by day, we can decide to feed the good in ourselves and starve the bad. And this might seem like the bad would go away, but when you starve a wolf, it only gets more aggressive, meaning the bad in ourselves can become harder and harder to suppress. But by continuing to keep focus on the good and turning your weaknesses into strengths can we be guided to a better version of ourselves in our faith, a better version of ourselves in our marriage, for our children.

I know you all made that choice to become better by showing up today, so all I ask is to continue through the rest of the day making the same decisions because we have no idea what tomorrow will bring.
MOLESKIN:
Welcome FNG StairMaster

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP July 18th at the dog pound starting at 6:30am

Goliath

THE SCENE: High 60’s, 94% humidity. A great morning to sweat and sharpen some iron!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH 4ct IC
10 burpees
5 cherry pickers
10 burpees
10 windmills

THA-THANG:
3 rounds:
10 CMU curls
10 CMU overhead extensions
10 CMU mowers – each arm
10 Lion Kings (David first killed a lion)
10 burpees

Indian run to base of Matterhorn
3 rounds:
10 merkins
10 BBS
10 squats
Bear crawl (1st round) to Backbone
(David also took on a Bear)
5 pull-ups
5 toes to bar
5 chin-ups
5 knees to chest
Run to summit
10 burpees
Run back to base

Indian run back to AO

MARY:
10 burpees (that makes 100!)
25 hello Dolly’s 4ct IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Abacus, Biscuits, Homebody, Junk, La-Z-Boy, Snitch, Turtle, Waxjob, Yo-Yo
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We all know the story of David and Goliath. And I feel like 100 burpees mixed with the Matterhorn is worthy of being called a Goliath. Goliath was a giant of a man, standing 9 ft tall. He was a seasoned, battle-hardened warrior. His spear was longer than David was tall. His shield weighed more than David. The Israelite army trembled in fear of this beast who, every day for 40 days, would come out and taunt them, challenge them, ridicule and slander both them and their God. Our God. Even King Saul was too afraid to challenge the giant, instead offering great rewards to the man who did.
Enter David. We all know about David the king, but let’s look at him at this point in time. He was the 8th and youngest son of Jesse. He was the smallest, the weakest, the least significant of all his brothers. He was relegated to be a farmer and tend the flocks as his brothers were fighting in Israel’s army. He was such an afterthought that he didn’t even make the initial lineup when the prophet Samuel, led by God, came to anoint one of Jesse’s sons as the next king of Israel. They had to go call him in from the fields. Even Samuel himself didn’t think that it would be David.
So David the shepherd, in his late teens or early 20’s, is sent by his father, Jesse, to deliver food and provisions to his brothers on the front lines. He arrives and hears Goliath insulting and slandering God and is overcome with righteous anger and asks why no one has stood up to this man for God’s glory. His brother gets angry and rebukes him. But David, standing for the Lord, presses on and confronts King Saul. Saul offers this young boy his armor and sword, likely the best equipment in all of Israel. David refuses, choosing only a few river stones and his sling instead. This boy, having already killed a lion and a bear barehanded, walks out onto the battlefield, dressed in shepherd’s rags and carrying a slingshot. Goliath laughs at him and ridicules him. But David, standing firm in his faith and fighting for our God and His glory, slaughtered the giant with a single stone.
Goliath takes many forms today, including the 100 burpees we just tackled. It could be that you’re facing an illness, work stress, family struggles, addiction, whether it’s substance or porn or even just comfort (we don’t like to step out of our comfort zones very often, guilty here too). It may not be one single thing. It may be a bunch of little things that, stacked up, take on the form of this giant. But whatever it is, whatever you’re facing, remember that you aren’t facing it alone. You have a power in you that cannot be shaken, cannot be uprooted, that cannot fail. If you stand firm in your faith, if you are being obedient, if you are fighting for Him and the glory of His kingdom, all you have to do is call out to Him. He will come meet you where you are. No matter who you are, where you’ve been, what you’ve done, whether you’re the greatest or the least of your clan. Stand for Him. Fight for Him. Lean into Him. He will lead you to victory. That’s my encouragement and my challenge to you. Our God is greater than anything else out there. He is the one true God, the Creator of the heavens and the earth. Whatever is your Goliath, stand for Him and all else will fall into place.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Off the Chain CSAUP – July 18
Sign up posted on Slack
1st 50 to sign up get patches

Where are you going?

THE SCENE: Another beautiful 55 degree East TN morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER : Standard Disclaimer and COVID reminder
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC X 20

Imperial Walker IC x 20

Cherry Picker IC x 5

High Knees x 20 OYO

Hand Release Burpee x 10 OYO
THA-THANG:
Had the PAX count off to assign number and order to be used in workout

Group Indian Run up the hill to first light pole (Did Route 66 Variation at poles)

Starting with number 1, PAX called out exercise of their choice and reps according to their age and then how they want us to travel to the next light pole. At next pole either Plank Hold or Air Squat Hold until 6 arrives. Rinse and Repeat x 11 PAX Members.

Exercises were:

  • Merkins x 43, Bear Crawl
  • BBS x 40, Skip
  • Burpees x 34, Walk
  • Man Makers x 44, Walk
  • Tempo Squat (4Ct IC) x 36, Mosey
  • Flutter Kicks x 37, Mosey
  • American Hammers x 33, Bernie
  • Oblique Clap (Gator Chomp) x 10, 30 Merkins, Mosey
  • Took a Detour and visited our good Friend Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson
  • V-UPS x 42, Broad Jump
  • Suicides x 27, End at next pole
  • Star-Gazers x 50 seconds (My gift to the PAX)

Mosey up to last light pole and form circle for Circle Burps x 11.

Group Indian Run back to AO.

I am proud to say that the Mumble Chatter was strong today and the PAX learned that their brother’s exercise of choice made them better and even though it hurt it was quite a fun trip.

MARY:
Shoulder Taps x 50

Peter Parker finish thanks to TWEET-E.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As we all know, recently there has been a lot of division in our country. One thing I know that is true is that when I am looking inward only at myself and my needs, I am incapable of seeing and meeting the needs of another. I also know when I put myself before them, I am being selfish. Self-seeking individuals with selfish motives take, keep and divide. However, true outward expressed servant leadership seeks to further the welfare of another and unites.

Each exercise took place at a light pole because as F3 Men and Leaders we are called to be a LIGHT to those around us. Respecting every individual for their uniqueness and creating unity instead of division. Each PAX is as special and unique as the exercise they called out today and the reps performed according to their age. We must celebrate our differences!

The Circle Burp signified that in spite of all of our difficulties and challenges we face (and sometimes those come at the hands of another imposing them upon us), we are all needed in order to make each other better and stronger. I am better because of you, not in spite of you.

The Group Indian Run was intentional in order to create unity and to illustrate that sometimes you lead from the front and sometimes you lead from the back. You must take time to look around you to see who is with you and if anyone is following. Over the next few days, weeks or months pay attention to who you are leading and who you are following.

The BIG QUESTION IS: Where are you going? Why would anyone want to go with you? (John Maxwell) If you look around and no one is with you, you may want to ask yourself if you are truly being a light? Are you serving others, or just self- seeking? Are you dividing or are you uniting?

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Joel & Lilly Dipper’s wife
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP at The Dog Pound July 18- Briskets & Gravy by Junk and Coffee by La-Z-boy

The Cycle

THE SCENE: An excellent June morning, mid 60s, partly cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome to F3.  I’m Biscuits and I’ll be your Q today.  I am not a professional.  This is a free workout and you are here of your own accord.  You know your medical history, injuries, and limitations.  If an exercise is too hard, modify to make it easier.  If it’s too easy, modify to make it harder.  Please maintain proper social distancing throughout the workout.
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 20 SSH (4ct)
  • 20 Imperial Walker
  • 5 Cherry Pickers
  • 15 Little baby arm circles
  • 15 Reveres LBAC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the track.  Circle up at a lantern set approx 25 yds from the track.

  • At the lantern:
    10 BBS and 10 Stagger Werkins
    Run to the Track
  • At the track
    10 V-ups
    10 Star Jacks
    10 Burpees
  • Work sets to get back to the lantern
    Bear Crawl
    Walking Lunge
    Army Crawl
    Burpee Broad Jump
    Spiderman Crawl
    Duck Walk
  • Rinse, lather, repeat.
  • Run 1 lap around the track
  • Mosey back to AO

MARY:

  • 1 minute Canoe
  • 1 minute Superman
  • 25 American Hammer (4ct)
  • 10 Heels to Heaven IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs broke the cycle: Bowflex, Junk, Mayberry, ExciteBike, Driftwood, Aladdin, Mouthwash, Abacus, Snitch, La-Z-Boy, YoYo, Cavalier, Biscuits
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’ve never read the Bible in its entirety before and this is something that I’ve challenged myself to do this year.  Going through the Old Testament, you see the nation of Israel set up this cycle of obedience to God, disobedience or departure from His commands, rebuke in the form of toil and hardships, and finally a return to obedience.  All to often it was a very quick turn around from obedience to idol worship and following other false gods.  This failure to walk with Him always lead to punishment, loss of lands and military battles, enslavement, and near destruction.  And every time Israel had to work harder and harder to get back to His light.
Seeing this cycle got me thinking about my own life and the cycles I go through.  We, as humans, are constantly going through cycles.  Waxing and waning.  I can see it in my personal life.  Fitness goals.  Relationships with friends and family.  My career.  And even my Christian walk.  Much like we did on the field, I can see those times when I ran from His light, went through a period of rebuke, and had to work hard to get back to the light.
I challenge you today to look at your own life.  Look for those cycles and where you are.  Work to get back to the light and work even harder to stay there and show other people the way.  That’s what we are called to do.  As leaders.  As part of the F3 nation.  As men.  And as Christians.

MOLESKIN:
Thank you to my F3 brothers.  This has been a life changing group for me and I thoroughly enjoyed my VQ!  ISI.  SYITG!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dog Pound presents Off the Chain – July 18.