F3 Knoxville

Tree of Woe

AO: shamrock
Q: Pom Pom
PAX: Mermaid, Baby Boomer, Anchorman, Dog Bite, Crawlspace, Dumpster Dive, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Inconceivable, KickFlip, Pom Pom, Skidmark, slappy, @Snaggletooth, @Gringo, @Flowerpot
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
Side straddle hops x 20
Cossak squats x 5 ea side
Merkins with reach stretch x 10
Dynamic Pigeon Pose x 3 each side

THE THANG:
-Tree of Woe-

20 pull ups
TOW
20 burpees
TOW
20 CMU squats
TOW
20 merkins
TOW
20 CMU rows
TOW
20 hollow rocks
TOW

MARY:
Hello Dolly
Heels to Heaven

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– Convergence: July 12 (chat with Mermaidor Eliza for more info)

COT:

Sometimes in life we will suffer while we watch the wicked prosper. In these times, it’s hard to see any good or hope. However, the Bible give us some guidance on how to deal with these times. Some examples of how to persevere are found in:

Habakkuk 3:17-19
Psalm 73:26-28

No Gloves Needed

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, Squatter, Oscar Meyer, Stitch, Crawlspace, Anchorman, Inconceivable, Mermaid, Drano, Honeydew, Baby Boomer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH, Updog & Down Dog, Runners Stretch, Cherry Pickers, Quad Stretch, Twisties

THE THANG:
Mosey to the columns at the church and perform the following:
20 lunges, 30 second wall squat
19 lunges, 30 second wall squat
18 lunges, 30 second wall squat
17 lunges, 30 second wall squat
down to 1 & 30 seconds

That is 210 lunges if you were counting

We then did a round of 11’s made up of bulgarian split squats and heel elevated squats.

Our last foray into leg day was a round of 7’s with your choice of box jumps or step ups followed by calf raises.
MARY:
The mary was literally repeating the stretches that we warmed up with to loosen up what will become some sore legs tomorrow.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Q source chapter 2.5 (Accountability). We all have blind spots in our lives like driving that we need help seeing. In your car, you need a mirror, and even to turn your head sometimes to see behind you. In life there are things that you won’t be able to conquer on your own and as a result asking someone to hold you accountable, and watching your six will be the only way that you can put some issues behind you. Sometimes we need to own that we can’t do it alone, and asking for help makes you a man that I look up to and admire. Ignoring your problem and burying your head in the sand leads to future problems.

If you need accountability, this group is the place for it, in large groups or just one man. We are here to make each other better, and we have each other’s six.

Mr. Bonkers

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Stitch, Crawlspace, Waxjob, Mermaid, slappy, Skidmark, Draino, Dog Bite, Dumpster Dive, Anchorman, Inconceivable
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Mountain Climbers
– Updog
– Downdog
– Calf stretch
– Voodoo stretch
– twistys
– a little of this
– a little of that
– some of this
– some of that
– jog in place, move to the center, ,give fist bumps, come back, and do a burpee. 2x
– run to the cmu pile. everyone gets one.

THE THANG:
“Mr. Bonkers”
This is a new game we’ve never played before. Everyone gets 1 CMU. We divide into teams. The blocks are placed in the middle of the parking lot on a line. This is the midway line. There are 4 parallel lines going away from the midway line on either side a parking lot distance apart. The last line is the goal line. Each player gets a picks a random card with an exercise and rep on it. The exercises were a mix of heavy and non heavy options with an average of 25 reps per card. Take the exercise and put it with a CMU at the midway. This is now a game piece for everyone to potentially use. The objective, as a team, is to move more CMUs across the opponent’s goal line. You move by doing the exercise that goes with the game piece and you advance it 1 line. The piece can be moved either way back and forth. Once it reaches a goal line it cannot be moved. You cannot go twice in a row. You can move any piece that is free. If the teams are unbalanced the team with fewer people gets the tie breaker. We also listened to a new playlist that was flippin sweet too.

MARY:
nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Starfish convergence on Saturday 7/12/25 at the Project. This will launch the Oak Ridge / Clinton region.

COT:
How did you feel when Nico bailed on UT? You were probably mad. We invested a lot in him and he spurned us. This disloyalty hurt. We despise traitors.

Well this past week my wife shared a statement about loyalty that I had never thought of before. In God’s perspective, we are completely disloyal to him. We are betrayers. In spite of that, he is completely and perfectly loyal to us. That is his redemption offer. This is the good news of the gospel. It is a beautiful thing.

So next time you hear of betrayal and unfaithfulness, think about the gospel. God has a redemption plan in mind. He is ready to give you his prefect loyalty.

Your Hips Don’t Lie

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Band Camp, Stitch, Tailhook, slappy, Flower Pot, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Dumpster Dive, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Anchorman, Mermaid, Draino, Inconceivable
FNGs: 1 Inconceivable
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH -13
Cherry Pickers – 5
Merkins – 3
Runner’s Stretch
Arm Stretch
Tempo Squats – 9
THE THANG:
Divide into 4 groups of 3
Each group gets one band and one block.
There are two stations with exercises at each one, and you perform the assigned exercise until the third guy gets to you as he acts as the timer.
Station 1: Thrusters, Blockees, Bench Press, Squats, Lunges, Split Squats, Curls
Station 2: Merkins, BBS, Diamond Merks, Vups, Wide Merks, American Hammers, Carolina Dry Docks, Plank
MARY:
Flutters – LBC’s 10 reverse ladder down to 5. Variations of Jane Fonda’s, Snow Angels, Pickle Pointers, Pickle Pounders
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Camping & One Knox
COT:
Let’s normalize vulnerable.
I talked about pornography and ways that helped me deny that temptation. It starts with not watching people kissing in movies. You probably wouldn’t watch people make out in public, so why tune in digitally? When confronted with these scenes, fast forward or swipe through them. Consider preventing your mind from chasing the rabbit down that hole. It has worked to help me not look at pornography in over six months.

Matthew 16:24 Paraphrase: Deny yourself, pick up your cross and follow me (Jesus).

Where do you need to deny yourself so that you can follow Jesus?


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