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Category: Equalizer

The Equalizer De-Escalator

THE SCENE: Pretty chilly, most of the snow is now gone 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and Done Well

WARM-O-RAMA:

Blindside’s Standard Warm-up: 

SSH IC x20 | LBAC x10 IC each way | Little of This, Little of That | Rockettes IC x10 | Tempo Squats IC x10 

THA-THANG:

Equalizer De-Escalator: 4 Stations; 3 Exercises per station; Do number of reps for all three; mosey to next station; Return to the first station and do the new amount of reps 

  • Dock (25, 20, 15, 10, 5 reps)
    • CDD 
    • BBS
    • Freddie Mercury
  • Rockpile (25, 20, 15, 10, 5 reps) 
    • Curls 
    • OH Press 
    • Rows 
  • BathHouse (10, 8, 6, 4, 2 reps)
    • Pull-ups 
    • Burpees 
    • Mountain Climbers 
  • Stonehenge (10, 8, 6, 4, 2 reps 
    • Box jumps 
    • Derkins
    • Imperial Squat Walkers 

MARY:

1 Session of Boat/Canoe

1 Session of Superman/Banana 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

6 HIMs; 2 Pre-Ruckers 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Peter the Tentmaker. On top of the mountain during the Transfiguration of Christ with Moses and Elijah, Peter is the only Apostle that speaks. He tells Jesus that they should build three tents for each of them there. He wants to keep this moment forever. Peter basically word-vomits. He suggests something that doesn’t make sense for the situation. Much like Michael Scott from The Office. Starts a sentence and has no idea where it is going. 

We should have the faith that as long as we are honest and good-hearted, God will be pleased with our speech. Jesus does not rebuke Peter.

Who Left Their Balls Out in the Rain

THE SCENE: Moist. Dark. Cool. Like a cave.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER (Heavy emphasis on the disclaimer.)

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Grady Corns | BACs
  • Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:

  • Bearmuda Triangle – three rounds, drop five reps on each round
    • 20 Merkins, bear crawl to next corner
    • 20 BBS, crawl bear to next corner
    • 20 Squats, mosey to next corner
    • Hold squat for six
  • Splash Pad -> Playground – five rounds, drop reps each round, lunge back
    • 25 Dips
    • 25 Step-ups
    • 25 Imperial Walkers
    • Run to playground, perform 5 pull-ups, return to splash pad
  • Elevens
    • Burpees on one end of tennis court
    • V-Ups on the other

MARY:

  • For mary, we all named our favorite orthopedic doctors.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  Self-pity chisels into stone what discouragement whispers. –Carey Nieuwhof

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rest, Convergence, Ice, Brolympics, Compression, Podcasts, Elevate

PRAYER

Just Another Merkin Monday…

THE SCENE: AB Morning with a slight wind

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and Done 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SHH IC x20 | LBAC each way IC x10 | A little bit of This. A little bit of That | Michael Phelps | Tempo Squats IC x10 

THA-THANG:

Ghostman Baseball at the Flagpole. Partner up and one partner runs to first, completes the exercise, returns home while their partner does the Home exercise. Switch when running partner returns. Second round: Run to 1st, do the exercise, run to second, do the exercise, return home. Continue the pattern until you reach home. You do not need to run back from home. 

  • First Base 
    • 15 Merkins 
    • CDD at Home 
  • Second Base 
    • 15 Diamond Merkins 
    • Dips at Home 
  • Third Base 
    • 15 Wide Merkins 
    • Incline Merkins at Home 
  • Home Plate 
    • 5 Body Builder +’s 
    • Pick up the SIX 

Fellowship Mosey through Hans Memorial Field to RockPile for a “Reacher Curl Circut” 

  • 25 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 10 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 20 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 8 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 15 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 6 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 10 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 4 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 5 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 2 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile

 

MARY:

There just wasn’t enough time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs; 3 Pre-Ruckers; 0 FNGs 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The hardest day to read your Bible, work out, or do anything is the day AFTER you don’t do it. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

2.0 Friendly Beatdown at the Equalizer on Friday 2/18 at the normal time (5:30), no Pre-Ruck. Breakfast afterward. 

Subscribe, Download, and listen to the F3Knoxville Family of Podcasts  

Convergence 7/2 at JUCO 

Bro-lympics are coming back in November

Partner Work at The Equalizer

THE SCENE: cool

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Windmills IC
  • Baby Arm Circles IC
  • Grady Corns IC | Rockettes IC

THA-THANG:

Partner up & alternate AMRAP of the exercise with running to the next station and back. Teams advance when both partners have done all three exercises.

Station 1

  • Diamond Merkins
  • Lunges
  • Box Cutters

Station 2

  • Dry Docks
  • Squats
  • Flutter Kicks

Station 3

  • Shoulder Taps
  • SSH
  • LBCs

Station 4

  • Hand Release Merks
  • Some other stuff

Ring of fire to 4

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM

PRAYER

Fear Not

THE SCENE: Clear and 38 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hops

Cherry Pickers

Abe vagodas

Rockettes

This and that

THA-THING

Act 1

38 pull ups. Rep to failure, run around Stonehenge

Act 2

7 of diamonds

7 burpees at each corner

14 merkins at each corner

21 squats at each corner

28 big boys at each corner

Act 3

Ring of Fire

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

ISAIAH 41:10

“Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”

JEREMIAH 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

2 TIMOTHY 1:7

“For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.”

MOLESKIN:
Praying for Sarah’s hands and for Choir Boy’s move.