F3 Knoxville

Category: McFee – The Farm

Tour de Farm

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Sparkler, Trash Panda, Monstar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
SSH
Cherry Pickers
Tie Fighters
Windmills

THE THANG:
4 workout stops throughout the AO. Went from pavilion to pavilion due to the rain. 3 exercises at each stop. SSH to the 6. Work forward then backward.

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill will be on Memorial Day. Planned has started. Plan on volunteering and participating.

COT:
Remember our bodies are weak but Christ is strong.

Tag Team Q

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy , Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: I took the warmup.

THE THANG: Aladdin took the first part. Run the big loop clockwise – 1 burpee at each light pole and 10 dips at each bench. That worked so well that we did some more when the Q came back to me, but this time 1 squat at each pole and add a squat for each subsequent pole until we hit a bench, where we did 10 incline or decline merkins and reset our squat reps back to 1 to build again from there. We had enough time to do a third lap – 1 imperial walker at each pole, minus the bench exercise.

MARY: LBCs x 50, flutter kicks (4 ct) x 25

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 1/20, Triple Hit Totty Q on 1/6

COT: The BOM was pretty much the mumblechatter the entire workout. Parenting is hard, and kids just don’t understand (DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince had it backwards).

Figure 8s

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler , Waxjob
PAX: Gibbler, I-Beam, Mayberry, Waxjob, @monstar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: some stuff
THE THANG: 2,4,6,8,10 figure eights with merkins, squats, BBS, flamingo and jumpy jacks

Mosey to stairs for three rounds of crunchy frogs and toe merkins at each stair level

11’s with table rows and step ups
MARY: flutter kicks and plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Isaiah 9

Deja Vu Kracken

AO: the-farm
Q: School Zone (Michael Shope)
PAX: Choir Boy, School Zone (Michael Shope)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
✅
THE THANG:

10 station Kracken around the tanning bed. 10 reps of each exercise for the entire 10 stations.

Round 1 Merkins
Round 2 Squats
Round 3 BBS
Round 4 CDDs

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Launch this Friday, Dec 15th
COT:

Modified Deck of Cards

AO: the-farm
Q: Proton
PAX: Madoff, Trash Panda, Full Tank, Aladdin, Choir Boy, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Proton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Check
THE THANG: Modified deck of cards involving merkins, burpees, flutter kicks, squats, shuttle runs, and a half lap
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Official launch on 12/15
COT: If God is for us, then who can be against us?