F3 Knoxville

Multiplication Mania

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
Side Staddle Hops
Cherry Pickers
Rockettes
Stretching

THE THANG:
Running lights by 10. Four exercises by 10 poles. Multiply each exercise per suicide run poles at each pole.

1st set: burpees x1
2nd set: dry docks x2
3rd set: squats x3
4th set: LBC’s x4

COT:
Patience

99 Problems and 1 Regret

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: School Zone (Michael Shope), Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: We did a nice 10 minute warmup with stretches and the usual suspects at a good slow pace.

THE THANG: Mosey to the big pavilion via the loop. 99 dips. LBCs while waiting on the 6. Mosey around the playground and arrive at Da Club. Pick a rock. 99 curls. LBCs waiting on the 6. Earmuffs picked a manly rock and put the rest of us to shame. Mosey around the playground and arrive at the small pavilion. 99 table rows. LBCs til the 6 is up. Mosey around the playground and arrive at the rock pile near the splash pad. Pick a rock. 99 overhead presses. Earmuffs once again picked a manly rock and put the rest of us to shame. Off-road mosey back to the AO.

MARY: Merkins until time (about 30 seconds or so).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Same stuff

COT: Find thankfulness in a significant regret. Think of a real regret that impacted you or has stuck with you over time and look for thankfulness even in that moment. Turn the regret into a blessing and be thankful. It probably won’t be easy, but that’s sort of the point.

Lightpole laps

AO: the-farm
Q: School Zone (Michael Shope)
PAX: Bookman, Choir Boy, Google(Tim Dugas), Sharpie, School Zone (Michael Shope)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Exercises at each of the 40 light poles. Mosey from pole to pole. Additional exercises at each park bench.

Lap one:
Alternating 10 merkins and 10 squats
Dips at the benches
Lap two:
Alternating 10 mountain climbers and 10 calf raises

MARY:

Boat/canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Several events upcoming

COT:

Enjoy the day tomorrow, and be thankful even if it’s not easy

OG But OTB

AO: the-farm
Q: Waxjob
PAX: La-Z-Boy (Zac Smith), Gibbler, Windex
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
Disclaimer courtesy of La-Z-Boy while the Q waltzed in a few seconds late.

WARMUP:
20x SSH IC
15x Tennessee Rocking Chairs IC
15x each LBAC, Grady Corns, Moroccan Night Clubs, plus a few of Amazon’s Cherry Pickers
10x Tempo Merkins
10x Crabettes
5x Knoxville Cherry Pickers.
THE THANG:
Around the path, bear crawl to next light pole and do 5 merkins. Then lunge to the next pole and do 5 Bobby Hurleys. R&R a few times.
Mosey to the Causeway and do 5x EZ Ups at each flat. Why? Cause.
At the bottom of the causeway we have Waxjob’s sliding scale workout. Scale is 5-10-15-10-5, exercises are Burpees, Squats, BBS, Supermans, and Merkins. Starting with 5 burpees, after each round the rep scale slides one position dow the list. So round 2 is 10 burpees, 5 Squats. Round 3 is 15 burpees, 10 squats, 5 BBS, etc. Between each round, run up the grass hill, along the sidewalk, back down the stairs, and back to the bottom of the Causeway.
MARY:
20x Flutters
15x 4ct LBCs
15x Freddy Mercurys
1 minute plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: It is well with my soul

Merlot, anyone?

AO: the-farm
Q: School Zone (Michael Shope)
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Proton, School Zone (Michael Shope), Tank (Chris DeFranco), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

200 yd karaoke run
100 yd sprint

Kraken at the playground. 10-15-20
Swerkins
Table rows
Row-curl-ohp-tricep
Dips
Merkins
Pull ups

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Gro-ruck event on December 2 at asylum

COT:

Colossians 3:23-24