F3 Knoxville

Category: The Project

Queen for your Queen

THE SCENE: Cool and Clear, brisk for Spring but totally perfect, waning gibbous overhead
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Cheerleaders
  • Moroccan nightclubs
  • Grady corn
  • Cherry pickers
  • Mountain climbers
  • Tempo merkins
  • Pickle pounders
  • Pickle pointers

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the Friendship Bell
  • Bicycle race 3:04
    • 20 4-ct freddies, 5 rowboats x5
    • 10 4-ct mountain climbers, 5 pickle pounders
  • Another one bites the dust 3:37
    • Mucho chesto at songs pace
    • 10 Catalina wine mixers
  • Hammer to fall 3:40
    • 20 4-ct American hammers
    • 20 imperial squawkers
  • Headlong 4:33
    • 20 drydocks, run
    • 20 basilisks, run
    • 10 dive bombers, run
    • 10 speed skaters, run
    • Repeat to end of song
  • Breakthru 4:09
    • 20 squats
    • 20 Lunges
    • 20 step ups
    • 20 dips
    • 20 hello Dolly’s
    • Repeat to end of song
  • Flash 2:48
    • Indian run around the loop
  • Mosey to the pool wall
  • I want it all 4:01
    • 6 Wall ups
    • 6 BttW shoulder taps
    • Wall sit until they say “I want it all”
  • RTF

MARY:
No time, and I had Bohemian Rhapsody all ready to go…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

In F3, we spend a lot of time talking about working out, but there is another part of fitness that we rarely talk about, what I would call the silent majority of fitness, the queen. Exercise is awesome, but without the right supplies, it won’t make the change we are hoping for. Trouble is, there are so many different aspects and topics and controversies that can muddy the water. So I just wanted to touch on some of the basics that I think are generally agreed upon.

  • You can’t out-king your queen, or another way I have heard it said, you can’t outrun your fork. There is not an amount of exercise you are capable of doing that will allow you to eat whatever you want. Your ability to consume calories Completely outpaces your ability to burn them
  • In – out = accumulation. That’s it. There are no tricks to understanding your weight. If you eat more than you burn, you will accumulate.
  • Drink water. Signals from the body can be confusing, and it common to try and address thirst by eating! Before you eat, drink water to make sure you are actually hungry. Also, you will feel way better and it will help manage the stunning amount of salt in the American diet.
  • Quality protein. We 90s kids were raised in a world that seemed to think protein was outdated, so we have bad habits about eating primarily carbs. An exercising man should eat about 1 g of protein per 2 pounds of body weight. That’s more than the nutrition facts imply, unless you weigh less than 100 lbs. Try to center your meals on a food that is high in protein, which my rule of thumb is 25% or more of the calories from protein. If you don’t want to do the math, more grams of protein than fat is a good place to start and pretty much avoid things made with grains.

MOLESKIN:
Something different for each song was kinda fun, but it was too much briefing. Shoulda made a sheet or something.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
ESCAPE FROM HAW RIDGE!!!!!

Be Doers

THE SCENE: Warm spring morning and dry at the Project
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 Projectivator, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 10 tempo squats, 15 Imperial Walkers, 5 cherry pickers
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the recruitment center and grab a block. The workout is an EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute). At every 1 minute interval, stop what you are doing and perform 3 burpee block jump overs. Below is the list of exercises to work through.

  • 15 staggered block merkins each side
  • 30 curls
  • 30 squats
  • 30 heavy Freddie Mercury, 2-ct
  • 10 blockees
  • 30 OHPs
  • 30 rows
  • 30 lunges (total)
  • 20 BBS
  • 20 thrusters

Rinse and repeat until time is called.
MARY:
PAX choice core exercises.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 put in the work this morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
James 1:22-25 says “But prove yourselves doers of the word, and not merely hearers who delude themselves. For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who looks at his natural face in a mirror; for once he has looked at himself and gone away, he has immediately forgotten what kind of person he was. But one who looks intently at the perfect law, the law of liberty, and abides by it, not having become a forgetful hearer but an effectual doer, this man will be blessed in what he does.”
This passage came to mind last night when one of the new preaching students at the school our church family supports led the Bible study hour. This particular student is a relatively new Christian and is very much on fire for the Lord. He is actively pursuing knowledge of the scriptures so that he is equipped to teach others the good news. This student is a doer. Can we say the same thing about ourselves? This passage points to an example of someone who looks at themselves in a mirror and notes how they look. “Hey there Christian”, they may say. If that person walks away and is able to forget the kind of person they are, then they are not doing what is required by God. They are not intently seeking to do the will of the Father and abiding in His word, the perfect law of liberty. Be a doer and not a forgetful hearer only. Aye!
MOLESKIN:
This was an intense workout! YHC started requiring 5 burpee block jump overs but quickly called an audible, realizing the time it was taking to perform them. All the groans were music to my ears because that was the “music” availble. For a grinder like this, some good toons would have been nice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge is in 1 week! Sign up if you haven’t already. Then get ready for Hardship Hill coming up.

Y-12 LA-LA

THE SCENE: Beautiful, high 50’s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done!
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH
12 Seal Claps
12 SSH
12 Imperial Walkers
5 K-Town Cherry pickers
12 Morrocan Night Clubs
Taylor Phelps it out
Mosey to the new course, “Y-12”.

THA-THANG:
Start at the bottom of Y-12, run to the next light pole and do the exercise on the card, rinse repeat:
There are 12 light poles to the top.

  • L – Lunge Walk to first light pole
  • A – 20 Merkins
  • L – 20 Ballerina Squats (Squat up to tiptoes)
  • A – 20 Freddie Mercuries (2-count)
  • L – 20 Monkey Humpers
  • A – 5 4X4’s (Burpee with 4 Merkins and 4 Mountain Climbers)
  • L – Karaoke to the next pole
  • A – 20 LBCs
  • L – 20 Calf Raises
  • A – Side planks (20 seconds each side)
  • L – 20 Jumping Lunges
  • A – 20 High, Slow Flutter kicks (2-count)
  • LALA at the Top – 20 Smurf Jacks, 20 Hand Release “Chuck Norris” Merkins, 20 High Knees, 20 Oblique crunches (10 each side)
  • Run back to the bottom and repeat until time is up.

MARY:
Four minutes o’ Mary in doses of 12 reps.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Done!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 7:16. “You will know them by their fruits.” Fruit takes time to develop and show. Watch your fruit.  Watch the fruit of those you let into your inner circle or are getting close to. Watch the fruit of those who are motivating you to do something – is the motivation using your desires out of line or building on God’s desires for you?
MOLESKIN:
Praise report and request for prayer from Bobbitt about progress on a liver transplant for J***e.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of good chatter about Escape from Haw Ridge – everyone at The Project has an assignment, see Slappy.

A Preview of Hardship Hill

THE SCENE: Cold, clear and gloomy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Projectivator
  • Tempo merkins
  • Tempo squats
  • Overhead clap
  • Run around parking lot
    • Bernie
    • High knees
    • Butt kicks
    • Karaoke

THA-THANG:
Grab a block and carry it to the amphitheater. We did a mini obstacle course in teams of 3.  While waiting for our turn, the rest of us took turns leading block exercises at the amphitheater.

The obstacle course included:

  1. Bear crawl up the hill
  2. Run to the pool wall; up and over
  3. Run to the benches by the fountain and “parkour” the perimeter
  4. Run around the civic center to the parallel bars
  5. Travel the parallel bars with your arms
  6. Run to the pool wall; up and over
  7. Run the playground and complete the monkey bars
  8. Return to the amhitheater

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I encouraged the PAX to register for Hardship Hill.  I explained how it had a huge influence on me joining F3.  2 other PAX expressed the same.  We also talked about the name: Hardship Hill.  It is a physically hard course on a hill, but it is also a fundraiser for Operation Enduring Warrior.  They help veterans with their hardships.

We then talked about the hardships each of us carry in our own lives and I encouraged the PAX to share those burdens with their peers in F3.  Shield Lock is a great place to do this.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • OTB recon workout on Saturday at 0700 at Melton Lake
  • Shovel flag building on Saturday; CMU decoration
  • Escape from Haw Ridge on April 14
  • Hardship Hill on Memorial Day

Go…. Bears

THE SCENE: 50 degrees cool breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  given 


WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo squats,  toe merkins, little baby arm circle forward and backwards, Chattanooga Cherry pickers, Seal SSH
THA-THANG:
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  • Bearmuda triangle
  • Bear crawl inch worms around the triangle.  Then 3 burpees ×3
  • Bear hold ring of fire
  • 10 four count Flutter kicks
  • 20 two count Freddie mercury
  • 30 two count awkward turtles

MARY:
Geronimo : Burpees on the word Geronimo,  squats on BOMbs away then mountain climbers in between.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

with all humility and gentleness, with patience, bearing with one another in love,
Ephesians 4:2 ESV

https://bible.com/bible/59/eph.4.2.ESV

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

1 Corinthians 13:7 ESV

https://bible.com/bible/59/1co.13.7.ESV

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
Psalm 23:4 ESV
https://bible.com/bible/59/psa.23.4.ESV
MOLESKIN:

Chirst gave us his spirit to help Bear us through this life by using a rod and staff…F3 and the HIM I have started building relationships with is my rod and staff

ANNOUNCEMENTS: