F3 Knoxville

Toyland

AO: thequacken
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Frizzles, Z-Pack, DoorKicker (Jud), Shotgun, FixerUpper, Recoil (Blake Conley)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

SSH, Thai fighters, Grady corns, tempo squats, downward dog, cobra, runner’s stretch

THE THANG:
Tabata 1.5 minutes on, 1 minute rest
Rotate through stations after each cycle.

Stations:
Skip it (jump rope)
Curl it (40lbs sandbag)
Deadlift it (60lbs sandbag)
Swing it (35lbs kettlebell)
Figure-8 it (10lbs kettlebell)
Row it (ruck)
Carry it (jerrycan, 50lbs kettlebell, 80lbs medicine ball(extra credit))

MARY:

Alabama prom dates
Hands-up flutter kicks
IT department stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Escape from Haw Ridge March 27
– Quacken v. Brickyard ultimate football April 18 @ Brickyard. Coffee to follow
– Goruck light/basic April 24

COT:

“If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, “He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.”
-Epictetus

The Rain that wasn’t but the mud that was

AO: thequacken
Q: Frizzles
PAX: Mountain Ice, Z-Pack, Shotgun, FixerUpper, Frizzles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: The Usual + Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall) inspired Bring Sally Up practice ( FixerUpper completed it so he doesn’t need to practice anymore)

THE THANG:

Mosey to the far end of the park
10 merkins in cadence
Finish mosey lap around the park

Mosey to the main lawn and notice the 5 cones. 1 in the middle and 4 surrounding.

Start at the middle cone
5 Walmart burpees OYO to go ahead and get nice and muddy
Walmart burpee- roll down on to your back, roll back up, stand to your feet and jump.

Begin the cone loop: start at the center cone and perform exercise then mosey to cone 1 and perform exercise and return to center cone. Complete the exercise and move to cone 2, etc

Center – 10 SSH (4 count)
Cone 1- 10 merkins
Cone 2- 20 squats
Cone 3- 30 LBCs
Cone 4- 20 monkey humpers

Made it through 2 rounds

Divide in to two teams. Team 1 line up at cone 1, Team 2 line up at cone 3.

Relay race- one team member sprints to the center cone and completes 5 merkins before returning to home cone. While you’re not racing, you hold a plank.

Relay race number 2- same thing but burpees at the center cone.

Grouped back at the center cone for some ab work:
Crunchy Frog
Flutter Kicks
BBSU
Freddie Mercury

Mosey back around the park and over to the flag.

MARY:

Some parking lot sprints :runner:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge 3/27

COT:

Yesterday I was complaining to Check Yes about work. He and I are coworkers and I was having a bad day. So when things get annoying, it gets really tempting to just start whining and complaining about how bad it is and doesn’t he agree how bad it is and I can’t believe it’s still like this. I was hoping for some validation from him. But he’s a good friend and instead he said:
“But our joy isn’t found in work. What’s something that can help us change our perspective today?”
So my lessons learned are:
1. Take his advice. Stay proactive in having a good attitude. Be grateful for what you have and don’t waste time complaining about things you can’t change.
2. Be Check Yes to others. When someone else is complaining to you- don’t give in to the temptation of joining in and piling on. Take the step of pushing them towards a positive attitude adjustment. My response to him was “that’s not what I wanted to hear, but it is what I needed to hear.” Most likely others will respond the same way.

Chest Day Best Day

AO: thequacken
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Recoil (Blake Conley)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
The Usual and a chat

THE THANG:
Sets of 10 reps of 10 exercises, followed by a jog and sprint up the hill

Set 1: Merkins, BBS, Merkins, Flutters, Merkins, LBC, Merkins, Am Hams, Merkins, Hello Dollys

Set 2:T Merkins, BBS, T Merkins, Freddy, T Merkins, LBC, T Merkins, Penguins, T Merkins, V Ups

Set 3: CDD, BBS, CDD, L- Elbow, CDD, LBC, CDD, R-Elbow, CDD, LCRC

Set 4: Toe Tap Merkins, BBS, Toe Tap Merkins, Heels to Heaven, Toe Tap Merkins, LBC, Toe Tap Merkins, Leg Lifts, Toe Tap Merkins, Pickle Pounders

4-2-2 Merkins to finish

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Preach the Gospel to yourself daily

Go Go Gadget Ruck

AO: thequacken
Q: DoorKicker (Jud)
PAX: Mountain Ice, Frizzles, Recoil (Blake Conley)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
THE THANG: Rucked to Mountain City

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– Haw Ridge on 27 March
– thequacken vs Brickyard Ultimate Football Extravaganza on 18 April

COT: Our greatest fear should not be of failure but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter.” – Francis Chan

Gentlemen, start…your…engines 🏎️

AO: thequacken
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Frizzles, DoorKicker (Jud), Shotgun, Recoil (Blake Conley)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
The usual stuff

THE THANG:
4 PAX complete 4 exercises while the 5th PAX completes a heavy farmer’s carry loop around the parking lot. After loop, everyone runs to the Grieving sign and back to start anew.

Exercises were 2 jumps ropes, kettlebell figure 8s, and sandbag curls.

MARY:
Standing bro-ga since the parking lot was pretty wet.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Escape from Haw Ridge! Mar. 27
– Goruck light/basic April 24th weekend
– Potential rumblings of an AO v AO competition

COT:
She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.

-Shel Silverstein

Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Embrace the weirdness and make weird friends. Don’t try to fit into a box for other people.