F3 Knoxville

Category: Truck Stop

2018 misery in review

THE SCENE: Mid 40’s … clear skies
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Picker IC (x10)
SSH IC (x15) but we did 16 because I forgot to stop.
Rockettees IC (x20)
Hand Release Merkins OYO (x15)
Groiner IC (x10)
Burpees OYO (x10) with 5 overhead claps between each.

Mosey to playground… duck walk across bridge on the way (compliments of Bartman)

30 pull-ups & 30 American Hammers any way you get them in.

THA-THANG:

1. modified 4 corners on half soccer field (compliments of Gibbler)

corner 1: squats 2: BBS 3: lunges 4: CDD. go to each corner through the center where 2 burpees are needed to continue. Repeat twice 1st time with 20 reps second time with 10.

2. Bear Crawl Ring of Fire on the center circle (Compliments of Cosmo)
1. 360 degrees of bear crawl with 10 merkins 2. 180 of boo boo bear crawl with 10 werkins. 3. repeat with other leg. 4. 180 degrees of crawl bear with 10 derkins.

3. quarter pounder – no cheese (compliments of Woodshack)

4. wheel barrow and fireman carry (compliments of Bartman)

battle buddy up – wheel barrow across parking lot for 5 spaces then 5 merkins. switch positions. Continue across lot. Return leg is fireman carry back. switch positions Half way back.

5. 11s on dog poop hill (compliments of Butters)

crawl bear up dog poop hill with easy ups at the top and squat jumps at the bottom (2 overhead hand claps between each rep).

MARY:
Boat/Canoe

Peter Parkers IC (x10)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I heard a story of a guy recently who was watching his car being stolen on a cold morning when he had left it running outside to warm up. He noticed the car being driven away through a window and out of instinct chased the guy down. The thief, being cold and disoriented, couldn’t put the car in park and eventually stopped the car but didn’t run away. The owner of the car after regaining possession of the vehicle saw the thief and rather than anger had felt pity for him. He was poor, homeless, delirious, cold and unable to think clearly. The story ended with with the car owner driving the thief to a shelter where he could get his needs met.

It took a week of this stewing inside my mind to realize how much this mirrored the Christmas story. God, rather than anger, had mercy, even when we were yet his enemy. Also, I consider the many times I look at people in anger instead of compassion.  Jesus said, “forgive them for they know not what they do.” Do I consider people as those who are suffering and lost?

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

12 Days of Ruckmas

THE SCENE: 45, raining and the rain increased in intensity as we did
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Ruck to Turkey Creek Christmas Tree beside Victoria Secret (1.5 miles)
THA-THANG:
12 days of ruckmas (modified from Ruck.Beer)

Pax is to sing to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Workout is to follow the pattern of the song…Exercise 1, Exercise 2 then 1, Exercise 3, 2 then 1, etc,

The song lyrics were; On the _____day of ruckmas, the Cadre gave to me….

  1. Ruck Merkin
  2. Overhead Squats
  3. Overhead Presses
  4. Man makers
  5. Incline Merkins
  6. Wide Merkins
  7. Ruck Thrusters
  8. Ruck Swings
  9. Lunges (9 each leg)
  10. Ruck Curls for the girls
  11. 4 Count Mtn. Climbers
  12. Bent Over Ruck Rows

Ruck back to Christmas lights at Library (1.5 miles or so)

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Take the time to enjoy this season.

Ironically, I gave the message while we were rucking in order to save time when we got back to the start point so I could hurry back home!
MOLESKIN:
Raining, cold, EARLY didn’t matter to the pax.  They all knocked out this workout without any problems except for Shooter counting the manmakers way, way, way too fast.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The pain train

  • THE SCENE: cool and misty
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:
    15 BLIMPS, 5 at either end of the parking lot and back to start point
    THA-THANG:
    Mosey to upper soccer field, start at one corner bear crawl to center field, then lunge to the other corner followed by 20 merkins, then back the other way ending with 40 merkins, and back again with 60 merkins.
  • Lap around the field
  • Start back at center field with 10 4ct iron mikes, burney Sanders across the field followed by 10 8ct body builders, then repeat this with 15 reps of each, then 20 reps. This evolution somehow broke cosmos calf muscle (which are the size of watermelons normally) so he was firemen carried from place to place from this point on.
  • Mosey to the concrete bleachers

20 decline wide grip merkins IC and 20 diamonds IC

  • Mosey to dooky hill

Crawl bear up the hill and complete 20 easy ups then run down and 20 4ct OH claps

X2

  • Mosey back to concrete bleachers

A second round of wide grip decline and diamond merkins

  • Mosey to AO

MARY:
we opted to stay dry and finish up with some ring of fire merkins and diamonds.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
I recently heard a statistic about Farragut high school that included the fact three students took their own lives in a single school year. I encouraged the PAX to daily challenge their kids to be different than most others in school and be kind to and stand up for their classmates who are being bullied.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Tree ruck

THE SCENE: 40s, not raining
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Curls, oh press
THA-THANG:
Ruck to MRSA field.  Follow the Q while doing the exercises.   We made a GPS Christmas tree!

Ruck overhead holds, tricep extension.

Curls at the star.

Ruck overhead holds, tricep extension.

Ruck some more to the bleachers.

Dips, L sits, electric chair, curls

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Death by

THE SCENE: 38, clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Ruck 1 mile
THA-THANG:
60 seconds to complete an increasing number of reps.   Start with 1 rep, increase by 1 rep every 60 seconds.

Overhead press – got to 25

Curls plus tricep extension – got to around 20

MARY:
1 minute of curls
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Lean into it
MOLESKIN:
Wall Ball wanted to save his tiny legs for the long run this weekend so we accommodated him.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.