F3 Knoxville

The Deck is Stacked Against You

THE SCENE: 33 cold & clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 20
  • Merkins IC x 10
  • Cherry Pickers IC x 5
  • This/that stretch
  • Line up & go light pole to light pole with the following
    1. High knees
    2. Butt kickers
    3. Karayoke run (both ways)
  • 5 burpees OYO


THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the ball field for relay race
    • Split into two teams.  Team 1 stay at home plate, team 2 go to 2nd base.
    • First man starts by bear crawling to the next base & then sprinting the rest of the bases.
    • Team holds plank until the man running gets back.
    • Perform 10 merkins as a group before next man takes off
  2. 11’s on the hill by ball field
    • Jump squats at top / Decline Merkins at bottom
    • must box jump concrete bleachers while going up the hill
    • alternate bernie sanders every other trip up
    • alternate forward bear crawl every other trip down
  3. Mosey to CMU pile & play some cards
    • Draw cards from the deck using the card value as the number of reps.  Face cards = 10;  Ace = 11;  Joker = 30 second stargazer
    • Hearts = burpees;  Diamonds = CMU goblet squat;  Clubs = CMU curls;  Spades = 4ct Iron Mike
    • Didn’t quite make it through the deck before time ran out.    Heavy on the burpees out of the gate!

MARY:
No Mary today….out of time!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 strong:  Dinghy, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Mayberry, Tank, Choir Boy, Doubtfire, Showcase, Sweet Tea (FNG), Shooter, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today is Veterans Day.   It’s a day to remember those who were willing to answer the call and say “yes” to our nation’s military.   Thank you to all of our Veterans for the sacrifices they’ve made so that we can enjoy the many freedoms that we take for granted all to often.

MOLESKIN:

Remember to keep our brothers climbing Mt. Leconte in your prayers today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

2.0 workout coming up on Dec 3rd.   More to come from Tank on this.

Meet Splinter

The Scene: A cool 40 degrees and clear

Warm up:
20 Merkins
20 squats
20 side squats

The Thang:
Off we go with Rucks on brisk walk
Taking along a 6’x 18” waterlogged telephone pole taking turns carrying it with two people (it sucked)

Roughly dropping every 300 yards to do 20 merkins 20 squats and switch carriers. X4

Drop the pole aka “splinter” off on start of second lap. 20 pack presses, 20 upright rows and 20 tricep presses

Mosey, Bernie up the hill, sneaky walk, side sneaky walks. 20 Merkins, 20 squats
Here is where i forgets details but we stayed busy. Stopping every so often we did a few exercises. Including 20 dips, 20 step ups, 20 incline Merkins, 20 Merkins, 20 squats, bear crawls, more sneaky walks
Drop at start. 20 pack presses 20 squats 20 tris.

Mary: 41 flutter kicks, boat canoes and Peter Parkers

COT AND BOM
I get to take my daughter Molly to school every morning. On Thursday mornings, I have an early 8 o’clock meeting. She is usually up and ready to go, but sometimes she forgets to wake up. Yesterday morning was one of those mornings. When I got home from my workout at 6:25 she was just waking up. I asked her if she was getting ready and she started whining saying she woke up late and she can’t get ready in time. “It’s impossible Dad!” I assured her that she could if she hustled and made it a goal to get ready by 6:55 AM. She whined one more time and said OK. At 6:55 she was already dressed, had made herself some breakfast, had her bag packed and was waiting on me. I thought to myself that often times we talk ourselves out of things when we really just need to put our head down, clinch our teeth and push through. I think Molly learned a good lesson this morning as we talked about it on the way to school and so did I.

The Story of TTTP!

Truckin to the Pound (TTTP) F3 Knoxville’s first CSAUP event organized by the PAX is in the books!

The idea was hatched months ago around a campfire at Junk’s place. You know the kind of campfire, somebody makes a joke about running from one AO to the next, one guy thinks it’s a great idea, two guys think he’s crazy, the rest of the PAX in attendance join in and the pack mentally revealed a CSAUP event…  Of course it had to have a name, plus Swirlie said he’d only do it if he got a shirt, and TTTP was born.

Lots of planning, emails, text  and GroupMe messages, and laughter later resulted in a route being created. Q’s volunteered and were assigned their AO, date was picked, swim was added then just as quickly discarded. You see the event was planned for all the guys who want to go do an OCR or Ragnar relay or some other crazy event but due to time, expenses, responsibilities, or adulting can’t always make that happen.

The morning of the event was here and we were greeted by a cold, windy, and rainy morning. Perfect weather for a CSAUP event.  A little before the scheduled 0600 departure time, 28 PAX descended on the Truck Stop AO.  Pulling into the Truck Stop it looked someone bought all the reflective tape in Knoxville and was working to create their own runway.  There were guys in shorts and short sleeves, pants and sweatshirts, rain jackets, headlamps, hats, gloves, rucksacks, La-z-boy was sporting a poncho, and Ratchet had on a bra.  But if nothing else we were ready.

THE THANG: Mosey from Truck Stop AO to Dog Pound AO about 8ish miles with 4 mini Qs along the way.

Kicking us off at the Truck Stop was Frosty:
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Ssh x 20
Rockets
Windmills
Domo squats

10 squats, run to middle light
3 burpees, run to next light
5 thruster Perkins, Sprint back
3x

Mosey to Anchor Park where Swirlie steps up to Q
40 drydocs
Lunge parking lot
Bear crawl parking lot
Wheelbarrow parking lot

Mosey to the memorials on Evans Road

100 Merkins in honor of those who have sacrificed their lives for others.

Mosey to Anchor Park where La-z-boy lays the beatdown

Partner Workout
Partner A Lizard Merkins
Partner B Bear Crawls Reverse and Fwd
Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
PA – Flamingos
PB – Crab walks reverse and fwd
Merkins IC x 15
PA Mtn Climber
PB Gorilla Shuffle
Butt kickers for the win

Final mosey to the Dog Pound for Mayberry (who knew Concord Road had that big of a hill?)

Sandbag work, Pull-ups, Burpees, and squats

And it goes without saying that I think every member of the PAX was thankful we not only had vehicle support for waters, gear, and keys, but Junk patrolled the PAX shouting encouragement and blasting hair band music to keep us going.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What stared as a crazy idea never would have happened without the help of my friends. God puts us where He wants us, and uses us as He needs us. What I also found out is how awesome the men who planned this are. Swirlie, Frosty, La-z-boy, and Toto all were instrumental in getting this thing going.  This event taught me to count on your friends, He puts us where He wants us, but He also puts them into our lives too.  Even with Frosty overly worrying about the details, none of this event would have been possible without good friends. I encourage each of you to go out and be the example of Jesus that He wants you to be, and allow Him to use you as He wants to use you.

We celebrated Swirlie leaving early to bring his baby girl home from the hospital after over a month in the NICU!  Our God is good.

Working on them arms

THE SCENE: 50’s, cool, crisp and a little gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20

Rockets x 20

Imperial Walkers x 20

Baby Arm Circles x 10 forward and 10 backwards

Merkin Thrusters x 10

Domo Squats x 10
THA-THANG:
Take coupons to bottom of hill leading to the soccer fields.

4 exercises at the top of the hill

Merkin Thrusters x 10

LBC x 20

CDD x 10

Squats x 20

Start at bottom of hill with 40 curls.  Run to top, do the first exercise and return to bottom of hill for 40 curls.  Repeat until all 4 exercises are completed at the top.

2nd round replace curls with 40 OHP while doing the same 4 exercises at the top

3rd round replace with 40 bent over rows, keep the 4 exercises at the top.

Mosey to walking track.

Perform a squat at each light pole, increasing by one rep at each light pole.  13 or 14 light poles for a total of 91 or 105 squats

MARY:
Ring of Fire Merkins x 10, repeat three times

Reverse crunches x 20

Peter parkers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When you miss a workout, you have taken something from your brothers.  Even if you are the 6 or never say too much during the workout, your presence makes a difference.   So keep coming.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

sevens

THE SCENE: clear and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 cherry pickers I.C

10 Merkins I.C

  • 20 SSH I.C
    THA-THANG:
    Mosey to the concrete bleachers 60 reps total w/ partner DIPS, DECLINE MERKINS, BOX JUMP
  • Mosey to the soccer field, 7’s burpees and jump squats to mid field
  • Mosey around the field, 10 square merkins (groups of four)
  • 7’s Merkins and tempo squats to mid field
  • Mosey around the field, two rounds of around the world merkins
  • Mosey back to concrete bleachers, 30 dips, 20 diamond merkins, 2 minute wall sits
  • Mosey back to soccer field, 7’s BBS and 3 ct flutter kicks to mid field
  • Mosey around the field 7’s burpees and jump squats to mid field
  • Mosey around the field and back to AO

MARY:
Core exercises to finish out: 15 box cutters IC, 25 american hammers IC, 2 minute boat canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ephesians 6:10-17

In my reading in the book “Wild at Heart” I was pondering how prevalent the enemy is in our daily life and we may not realize it. The idea of Satan fitting into our theology is an easy enough concept but our modern age has a political, psychological, or scientific explanation for almost everything. We can often times read right past some scripture that attributes illness, depression, or misfortune to satanic forces but not really expect to encounter that in our daily life. I encouraged the PAX to understand how badly Satan desires to destroy anything that bares God’s image specifically our marriage. It is imperative that we as men know who we are in God’s eyes, and who our wives are in His eyes as well. if we meditate on this often it will be far less likely for the enemy to gain a foot hold in our lives.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Truckin to the pound Oct. 28th and two year anniversary f3 knoxville Nov 2nd.