F3 Knoxville

Round & Round We Go at JUCO!

THE SCENE: 50 and awesome!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side Straddle Hops (IC) X 20
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Tempo Squats (IC) X 10
  • Overhead Claps (IC) X 10
  • 10 hand-release Merkins (OYO)
  • Sprints back & forth across the parking lot X 4

THA-THANG:

Dora (at AO) – Partner sprints back and forth across the parking lot during reps

  • 50 burpees
  • 100 CMU Overhead Press
  • 150 Merkins
  • 200 CMU curls
  • 250 squats 

AMRAP on the run – Partner jogs/runs around the parking lot (approximately 300 yards) while partner works out

  • AMRAP Flutter Kicks
  • Switch
  • Big Boy Situps
  • Switch
  • Supermans
  • Switch
  • Merkins
  • Switch

MARY:

  • Hello Dolleys X 20 4 CT (IC)
  • American Hammers X 20 4 CT (IC)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Ghost Rider, Guano, Spotter, Snaggletooth, Stye, Trolley & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Even though I know the scripture below says not to worry, God knows my path, it will be ok, I still worry.  I’m anxious, worried, and searching for my purpose in life.  We all know God is in control but we are human and have fear and concerns.  I pray each of you know God loves you and is in control…and I pray that I not only say those words but BELIEVE that God is in control and that I will be ok.

1 Corinthians 2:9 – “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor have entered into the heart of man the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

Philippians 4:6-7 – “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.”

Proverbs 3:5-6 – “Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”

1 Peter 5:6-7 – “Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”

Psalm 56:3 – “When I am afraid, I put my trust in You.”

Proverbs 16:3 – “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.”

MOLESKIN:

I used the sidewalk chalk that I bought at Guano’s garage sale. We’re going to miss you when you move back to South Carolina in the near future!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

REGISTER FOR HARDSHIP HILL HERE!!!! DISCOUNT CODE IS: F3HARDSHIP; TEAM IS JUCO5 – https://register.chronotrack.com/r/46008?fbclid=IwAR0shbFwZ8jMkrgi5ZNA972dYsLQC65VSLcFG8c6flJFNV9U5UyAZejsrFI

 

Debut of Mt. JUCOnte

THE SCENE: 50ish and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER yep
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 x Cherry Pickers, 10 x Windmills, 10 x Tempo Merkins, 20 x LBAC f/b
THA-THANG:
Mosey across the street and passed Mikata parking lot to some new proving ground. Welcome to Mt. JUCOnte! (reference to Mt. Leconte)

Slow trip up Mt. JUCOnte with a demonstration of five exercises to be performed along the five light poles up the center of the road.

Progressive workout performed as such:

Complete first station then run to second and complete. Run back to start and complete stations 1-3. Run back to start then complete stations 1-4. Run back to start then complete stations 1-5.

Stations:

  1. 10 x Burpees
  2. 20 x BBS
  3. 3 x Clockwork Merkins (performed on steepest part of hill) (perform one merkin at 12 o’clock, 3 o’clock, 6 o’clock, and 9 o’clock by rotating yourself after each merkin. one rep = one time around the clock)
  4. 40 x Monkey Humpers
  5. 50 x 4-count SSH

Our first trip up Mt. JUCOnte proved to be a tough one, but the PAX pushed through and got work done.

Mosey down to Mikata parking lot for some sprints, merkins, and squats on the way back to the shovel flag.

MARY:
No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs started the weekend right with some mountain climbing.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t place too much value in the things of this world, you can’t take it with you when you go.
MOLESKIN:
Shoutout to Moses who got left hanging solo on the pre-ruck and still killed it during the Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, sign up

Travelling Doras throughout the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 58 with a little rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Mosey to AO
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Windmills (IC) X 10
  • Tempo Squats (IC) X 10
  • Overhead Claps (IC) X 10
  • 10 hand-release Merkins (OYO)
  • 5 burpees (OYO)
  • Mosey

THA-THANG:

Dora (at AO & Playground)

  • 100 pullups on the monkey bars
  • Partner runs to AO & back
  • Rinse & repeat until finished
  • 5 burpees (OYO)
  • Mosey to Splash Pad

Double Dora – Part 2 (Splash Pad)

  • 100 step-ups on the benches & 200 CMU curls
  • Partners switch however they like 

Double Dora – Part 3 (Splash Pad)

  • 200 CMU Overhead Press & 200 squats
  • Partners switch out however they like
  • Farmer Carry to the tennis court

Double Dora – Part 4 (Track)

  • 5 burpees & 20 merkins at AO 
  • run 1/2 way around the track 15 CMU curls & 20 CMU tricep extension
  • rinse & repeat

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks IC 4 CT X 25
  • Hello Dolleys IC 4CT X 25
  • Big Boy Situps X 20 (OYO)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

FNG Ringo (visiting from Florida), Bypass, Detention, Full Tank, Wagon Wheel, & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

God has plans for us. While we don’t know what they are, we need to be comforted that He won’t give us more than we can handle.

1 Corinthians 2:9 – “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor have entered into the heart of man the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

Philippians 4:6-7 – “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.”

Proverbs 3:5-6 – “Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”

1 Peter 5:6-7 – “Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”

Psalm 56:3 – “When I am afraid, I put my trust in You.”

Proverbs 16:3 – “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Sign up to Q at the Equalizer
  • Hardship Hill – May 18

 

College Graduation – Saved by Grace

THE SCENE: 61 and clear…  Here comes summer
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

This is the best job every, since I’m neither a professional or paid, yall can’t fire me. As much as you might want to after you do this workout.  In celebration of my VQ 1 year anniversary, we’re enrolling in college again, so we can progress through the years and Graduate!  A year of F3 has had me feeling like I’ve graduated .. in a sense..

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Empiracle Walkers. While moseying  to the “Freshman Wall”, do alternations of forwards and back crab walks, bear crawls and Gorilla shuffles (and a bernie or two).

THA-THANG: College

  • 25 Merkins + Freshman HILL
  • 50 Squats + Sophomore Hill
  • 75 Freddy Mercuries + Junior Stairs
  • 100 Burpees + Senior Stadium

TLDR;

At the CMU (aka Freshman) wall,  harken back to when you were a freshman.  Just doing a pushup or finding a class was a challenge.  So for freshman we keep it simple.

25 Merkins and run around wall.

Recollect that when certain people would for the first time, spend a full year at the dorms, eating potatoes and carbs for three meals a day, their thighs ended up being a bit large..  So we did a larger (from bottom to top) hill and

50 Squats + Sophmore Hill

Then, as a junior you were more refined, you were getting the hang of classes, and getting through the “CORE” classes as well as some of your major classes.. so:

Run the Junior Hill Stairs and do 75 (four count) Freddy Mercuries

Then, in preparation for the real world your major courses were kicking your tail, it was and is a long grind, you did what you had to, to reach the graduation finish line.. so

Run the Senior Stadium hill and follow it up with 100 Burpees.   Break-em up into sets of 15, then 10, and find a battle buddy to do whatever you can to graduate.

MARY:

In the spirit a of leave no man behind, we helped two HIM’s push through the last 20~30 burpess and made sure that everyone graduated.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

As you drop balls today whilst you try to do everything that is on your plate, think about how it’s ok.  Lay that todo list at the feet of Jesus and plead that he helps you prioritize them. You can not do everything, and it’s ok.  There are not enough hours in the day and it’s impossible to please everyone.  Step by step is how you do it.  No matter if it’s a 100 burpees, progressing through the tough college years, or a mount Everest of todo items.

Congratulations to all HIMS who graduated today!

MOLESKIN:
Ouch, I can’t move my arms.

Ring of Fire – Take 2

THE SCENE: a little chilly…around 32
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

-Side straddle hop (IC*15)

-Cherry picker (IC*10

-Imperial Walker (IC*10)

THA-THANG:

-Ring of Fire:

  • PAX circled up in plank position. Q will start with 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Next HIM will do 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Go around circle till finished.
  • Repeat Ring of Fire with Carolina Dry Docks.
  • Mosey  to maintenance building.

-Behind Maintenance Building

  • Ring of Fire with goblet squats (use coupons).
  • Ring of Fire with wide merkins
  • Mosey to Bagwell Building
  • Step ups and dips at 1 minute intervals, 10 second cool down (*3)

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks (IC*15)
  • American Hammer (IC*15)
  • PAX contributed to last free exercises.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Archie, Booster, Chaco, Erector, Guano, Judge Judy, Kenjo, Spotter, Snaggletooth, Sweeper, Waxjob, & Onesie

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Lead by example; be a Christian; act like a Christian

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Hardship Hill – May 18, register and join the JUCO 5 hour team
  • 4th of July Parade – F3 & FIA will participate; kids will ride in trailers while we walk and pass our fliers about F3