Abacus – Page 4 – F3 Knoxville

LT. Dan ain’t got no legs!

April 10, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Rap Sheet (Lucas Johnson)
PAX: Piston, Route 44 (Aaron Childs), Abacus, Brick, Curveball, Drum Major, Lilydipper, Lizzy, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Rap Sheet (Lucas Johnson), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Captain aka Tim Burnett
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
Mountain climbers
Willie Mayes Hayes
Toe merkins
Squats

THE THANG:
Had to improvise due to the weather and head to the pavilion

– 4 lap @ mosey pace
– 1 lap lunges
– 2 laps @ 60% max pace
– Burpee broad jumps length of pavilion and back
– 4 laps @ slowsy pace
– 35 cactus squats on picnic tables
– Sprint past ball fields and back
– 2 minute wall sit

MARY:
1 full round of Round Robbin which included a lot of abs. And of course MORE RUNNING. (Thanks Piston..)

COT:

Galatians 6:9
“And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up.”

There are times when doing the right thing feels hard. Leading our families with patience, showing up consistently, working with integrity, being present for others is a grind. And if I’m being completely honest, it’s extremely exhausting.

Paul writes this to remind us: DONT QUIT. DONT GIVE UP. Even when no one notices. Even when it feels like it’s not making a difference. Because in God’s time – not always our time – we will reap a harvest. The seeds you’re planting through your effort, your words, your presence – THEY MATTER

Things why as men we keep showing up. Why we push through workouts like this. Why we keep being intentional husbands, fathers, friends, and brothers in F3. Because we are trusting in something bigger than we can see or even comprehend.

So as we go: You’re not alone. It IS worth it. Keep going. Keep being HIMs.

Good work tonight men! It was a pleasure to be able to come be apart of your beatdown and we are looking forward to seeing you guys in the future when you infiltrate RoCo! Until then, we will see you men in the gloom :punch:

Rucker turns to runner

March 20, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Colonel, Mr Jinxy, Abacus, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Lilydipper, Tenderfoot, Glamper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
No ssh

THE THANG:
Did lots of dumb things with hill sprints

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Paul Newman’s Sourdough Pepperoni Pizza

March 14, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Abacus, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tropicana, Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Bunny, Hands, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Double Wide, Love’s, Hot Tub (John Muller), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
Matlock (Bill Maddox) was kind enough to share the Q this morning as he and Gene Steratore bought Dick Vitale’s breakfast at Denny’s this morning in preparation for next week’s Bracket Q. Don’t get caught not knowing what Lipscpmb’s mascot is!

Great having Unibráu (Nick Robinson)and the legendary Abacus back out with us.

7 Motivators, some stretching, and we moseyed. We’re all bulletproof until 2035, thank you junk science, and then halfway through getting our shoulders blasted, our buddy Bob led us in some paper/rock/scissors. Bob’s a real one.

My goal was to channel my inner Double Wide and do some sprinting but all too soon I realized it’s Cinco (Scott McGuire) who is uncatchable and P3 who you can’t even see, he runs so far ahead. We have some impressive sprinters among us.

We wandered over to the cloud and your Q’s personal policy is to do whatever Cat Gut (Mike Davis) says. So we went all the way to the Dark Webb. It’s a long journey. I actually thought the Dark Webb would make even Hot Tub (John Muller) be out of breath but I heard him talking about hot tubs, which makes me think we need to have a Q where we can only mumblechatter about what we’re named after.

Some Pavalon work and back to the AO for the Friday main event (cashing out of course) and we were all ready for the weekend.

Positive Reinforcement

March 13, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg)
PAX: High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Brick, Mr Jinxy, Lilydipper, Glamper, Switchhitter (Tony), Crash Dummy, Tenderfoot, MD Hammer, Abacus, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Double Dribble, Boomer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:- 15 Split Jacks L, 15 Split Jacks R (4ct, IC)
– 15 Moroccan Nightclub (4 ct, IC)
– 15 Grady Corns (4 ct, IC)
– 15 Water Wheels (4 ct, IC)
-15 Steve Earles (4-ct IC)

THE THANG:Mosey to bottom of Everest
Run 1/3 up the hill, do 5x the following exercises:
Prisoner Cell Merkin Burpees (PCMBs)
Imperial Walkers (2-ct)
Catalina Wine Mixers
Run 2/3 up the hill, do 10x the same exercises
Run up to the road and do 15x the same exercises.

MOSEY on mulch trail to round-about. 5/10/15s
PARTNER 1 RUNS to metal box past intersection does 5x two exercises, runs back while PARTNER 2 does a slow mosey back and forth in the “bull pen”. Switch. Rinse and repeat two more times, increasing the reps to 10x and 15x. (If in doubt, exercise is a 2-count)
– Round 1 Exercises: PLANK JACKS AND PETER PARKERS *
– Round 2 Exercises: SQUATS AND IRON MIKES*
– Round 3 Exercises: FLUTTER KICKS* AND BOX CUTTERS
(Did Round 1 and 3, then 5x/10x Round 2; PAX finishing early did Prisoner Get Ups until 6 arrived)
MOSEY to AO

MARY: No time for her today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge and Hardship Hill. Be There!

COT: We talked about how we all make mistakes… even Albert Einstein!– but negative reinforcement can be a bit toxic, especially if the bulk of someone’s effort is excellent. Don’t let negative comments be the only feedback you give to people. Positive reinforcement can be much more motivating.
POINT #1 of the BOM: don’t keep the fear of making a mistake keep you from trying something, but…
POINT #2 of the BOM: don’t let negative feedback be the only feedback you give someone. Don’t take for granted all the good things they’ve done, whether it’s your spouse, co-worker, etc. Praise them for that. Don’t just correct them when they make mistakes.

Go Where Love Is

March 11, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Rooney(Carl Whipple)
PAX: Curveball, Crash Dummy, Pusher, Abacus, Drum Major, Glamper, Lilydipper, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Sugar Free, Double Dribble
FNGs: None
COUNT: V
WARMUP:
SSH, Windmills, stretching, Baby Arm Circles, Rockettes, Tempo Squats
THE THANG:
The W.A.S.H with partners (50 working, 100 Am Hammers, 150 Squats, 200 Hip Thrusters. Rinse and repeat.

Vicious cycle at the amphitheater with Bear Crawls/ BBS and Lunges/CDDs

Back to the AO

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Whoever lives in love, lives in God, and God in them. I John 4:16.