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Cheerful Hearts

June 18, 2024 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Tenderfoot
PAX: Abacus, Lilydipper, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Colonel (Alex Wallace), Crash Dummy, Glamper, Pusher, Steam, Brick, Shogun, Catnip, Billy Jean
FNGs: 2 Catnip, Billy Jean
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
– SSH: 25
– BAC (F): 10
– BAC (R): 10
– *Speed Skaters: 15
– Groin stretch OYO: 30 seconds
– Wedding Singer’s hamstring stretch

THE THANG:
(1) Active “Warmup”
– Ballerinas/Toe Squats: 10
– Mosey to base of Everest
– Bernies halfway up Everest (to base of peak)
– Mosey
– *Apple Pickers
– Mosey toward shady grove at NE corner of park
– Butt kicks
– SSH: 50

(2) Set #1
– *Mountain Merkins: 5/10?
– Hillbilly Squats: 15
Dad Joke: How does Moses make his coffee?
– BBS: 15
– Mosey
Dad Joke: After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

(3) Set #2
– Air Squats: 20
– Dive-bombers: 5
– *Muay-Thai Lunges (right leg): 10
– BBS: 15
– *Muay-Thai Lunges (left leg): 10
Dad Joke: Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Dad Joke: I went running with my Bible…
– Mosey up toward Asylum building
Dad Joke: I seem to get sick on weekdays…

(4) Set #3
– *Indian Bear Crawl
– Split into 2 single-file lines
– Loser does 10 burpees
– Winner does 5 burpees
– Walking Lunges
– Bernies
– Sprint to the flag

Apologies if I’ve forgotten any add-on exercises or gotten anything out of order.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Summer Convergence: UnCOVEred on 7/13
– uncovered-summer-convergence
– Asylum PM Camping Trip
– bluegrass-pm-otb
– westhills-ruck-otb

COT: F3 (and our community of brothers) challenges us to do hard things – physically, mentally, etc. – but one of the hardest things in life, especially as a man, is reclaiming the cheerful heart and jovial innocence that we were born with but have lost along the way. F3 provides the opportunity to experience a safe space amongst brothers where we can let down our guard, be lighthearted, and have fun. It’s okay to be silly, goofy, and playful here because we know that we won’t be judged. We’re surrounded by men who love and trust one another. I believe that we should embrace this opportunity and challenge ourselves and each other to open up, to laugh, and to reclaim the cheerful heart that God has gifted us.

New Exercises Descriptions
*Speed Skater (from half-squat starting position): 1 rep = (push off with left leg into a long right-hop, landing on right foot in single-leg half-lunge; left foot swings behind, remaining raised; from this position, repeat same movement over to left foot in one fluid motion)
*Apple Pickers (skipping-like forward motion): single-leg jump, opposite leg high-knee; arm opposite of high-knee reaches for the apple; repeat w/ opposite leg/arm
*Mountain Merkins: 1 rep = (plank, right knee to right chest, left knee to left chest, right knee to outside right elbow, left knee to outside left elbow, right knee across to left chest, left knee across to right chest, Merkin)
*Muay-Thai Lunge: reverse lunge, same knee then proceeds to high knee (in one fluid motion); repeat w/ opposite leg
*Indian Bear Crawl: same as Indian Run, but Bear Crawl instead of a Mosey

NOT a Murph

May 21, 2024 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Steam
PAX: Abacus, Lizzy, Tenderfoot, Glamper, Lilydipper, Crash Dummy, Drum Major, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Chad Harvey(Pink Panther), Brick, Showgun, Dr. Phil, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 13
WARMUP
1. Baby Arm Circle (F) – 10×4
2. Baby Arm Circle (B) – 10×4
3. Rockette: 10×4
4. Grady Corn: 30×4
5. Hillbilly: 10×4

THE THANG
[ Cash In ]
1. 100 SSH (1-count)
2. 75 LBCs (1-count)
3. 50 Mountain Climbers (2-count)
4. 25 Frog Jumps

(Mosey down around to the right to the rock pile below the BSIA Overlook)

Mini-Murph
– 200 merkins
– 200 squats
– 200 bent over rows
– = simulating the 600 total reps in a real Murph
– Form is crucial – crucial
– Instead of running 1 mile on the front and back end of the reps, we’ll run a specific route after each round of reps
– Run an L route around the Pickett’s Charge field
– Rounds of reps
– All 3 Xs
– 25 reps each
– Total of 8 rounds = 600 reps
– Put rocks back
– 25 chest presses + 25 curls
– Mosey back to the flag for Mary

MARY
[ Cash Out ]
1. 100 SSH (1-count)
2. 75 LBCs (1-count)
3. 50 Mountain Climbers (2-count)
4. 25 Frog Jumps

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– Join Lilydipper’s team of champions for Hardship Hill on Monday!
– Drum Major has put together a killer 2nd F event for us this Friday — check out his Slack post above.
– I will be Q’ing a Memorial Weekend Murph at asylum-daybreak on Saturday — join us!
– F3 in the Nude — Swimmies (Nathan Chesney)

COT
I sat there and felt sorry for myself for one minute, then I had to keep going.
-Marcus Luttrell
– I find myself in this position more times than I’d like to admit – feeling sorry for yourself

Events from Operation Red Wing, June 28, 2005
Read the highlighted sections on pages 266-267 in Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell

Draw A Line In The Sand
“I rolled over, and I was paralyzed from the waist down. I started crawling, pulling, using my elbow to start pulling myself through the dirt and out of this ravine. Well I got up and the sun was going down, and I started to crawl. I was in bad shape. I didn’t know what to do. And I was laying in this tree, looking at the moon, and I was feeling sorry for myself. And I must have laid there….my brother was a Navy SEAL too, I got a twin brother, he’s a Navy SEAL. And I was thinking about him a lot and my teammates, and all the training I had been through. I laid there and I was like, c’mon, get up. Let’s go. That’s exactly what I said. What was I gonna do, lay down there and die? I wasn’t gonna do that, I definitely wasn’t gonna feel sorry for myself. And I kept thinking like, I’m still alive man, I mean, I’m alive. They fought and died by I’m still alive. The mission’s still on, let’s go. So, I reached out and I grabbed a rock and I reached out as far as I could and drew a line in the dirt in front of me. I’m gonna crawl to that until my feet hit it and if I’m still alive I’m gonna do it again. That’s what I did. I’d draw a line, until my feet hit it, I’d fall down a hill and draw another line. And I did that for 7 miles.”
– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxOYWRAjXQ

Takeaways
– This is a great practice to adopt and utilize in life – drawing a line in front of you and working your way past it
– “The lines” we draw through life are sometimes physical, but far more often are they mental, emotional, relational, and spiritual.
– KMF = Keep Moving Forward

Charging up Lizzys Hill

May 16, 2024 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Steam, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, Lilydipper, Brick, Switchhitter (Tony), Abacus, Crash Dummy, MD Hammer, Sparkler, CRISPR, Kung Blue, Dr Phil
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
Warm up with 10 burpees, then Michael Phelps, then mosey to Everest then Indian Run to the top. Them mosey to Pickets Charge. Then do 5 rounds alternating burpees, flying squirrels and manmakers. Method of transportation up the hill was bear crawls first three rounds. Switch to backwards mosey, the final round we did bear crawls then run to ao.

Announcements hardship hill

Then cot. I told my story how it took me three times time learn how not to be stuck in a bad cycle in life

The Lillyhipper Workout!

April 4, 2024 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg)
PAX: Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Steam, Drum Major, Lilydipper, Tenderfoot, Crash Dummy, Switchhitter (Tony), Abacus, Lizzy, Brick, Pac-man, Rooney(Carl Whipple)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:- 25 SSH, 4ct, IC
– 10 Twistees, 4 ct, IC
– Curly Stomps
– 10 Pteradactyls 4 ct IC forward/backward plus some BACs
– 10 Windmills, 4 ct IC

THE THANG:
OPTIONS: Do one, two, or three stations, pick one of the exercises, then run to Golf Course Road, and run back. Must run at least 3x.

STATIONS:
1. 30 Merkins/ Irkins /Diamond Merkins

2. 30 Rocky Balboas/ Iron Mikes/ Mountain Climbers

3. 30 BBS/ Leg Lifts/ Gas Pumps

4. 30 Carolina Dry Docks/ Shoulder Taps/ Bottle Openers

5. 30 Apollo Onos/ Monkey Humpers / Squats

6. 30 Flutter Kicks/ Bicycle Kicks/ Dead Bugs

7. 30 Jump Squats/ Froggy Jumps/ Star Jumps

8. 30 Grady Corns (4-ct)/ Seal Claps/ Overhead Caps

MARY: Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, Stretching with Pele

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge Tomorrow Night!

COT: Jeremiah chapter 18
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A few weeks or months ago Lillydipper talked about the Potter’s house in his Word. And I remember at the end of it he prayed that the Lord would shape him into a form that was pleasing to the Heavenly Father.

But what good are shapes, even perfectly formed, if they don’t have a purpose? What good is a quill if it doesn’t have ink to write? Or a sweater that is perfect in shape but made out of gossamer thread that doesn’t keep you warm? I think a shape or form that is pleasing to our Lord’s eyes, would be someone that spreads joy and love, inspires others, sets an example that others can follow.

And if that’s the case, Then the Big Man Upstairs really knocked it out of the park when he formed good ol’ Lillydipper on that Potter’s Wheel up in the sky. How many times has he picked up the Q on short notice? Been an example of perseverance during his many… many… rehab stints? Kept us positive and amused with his stories? Inspired us with his Words?

I don’t claim to have any inside knowledge of the Sky Q’s ways, or thoughts… but I would bet my bottom dollar that when Lillydipper came off that potter’s wheel, instead of packing it back in a lump and trying again, the Lord nodded at his work, smiled and said: “Well… besides giving this fellow a bad hip… and a bad knee. And another bad knee. And a bad shoulder. And another bad hip. This one is not bad… not bad at all.”

Stargazing at Asylum

April 2, 2024 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Title IX (Christian Prescott)
PAX: Brick, Drum Major, Abacus, Pusher, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Steam, Tenderfoot, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Dung Beetle, Lizzy, Crash Dummy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Renaissance , Platinum
FNGs: 1 Platinum
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

5 Burpees
5 Motivators | Starting from 10 to 5
15 Rockettes
20 Grady Corns
15ea Baby Arm Circles

THE THANG:

Run 1 Lap around the Colosseum

Rock Gathering at the Rock Pile | 5 AMRAPs (1’ ea) – Rinse-N-Repeat
• Curls
• Rows
• Triceps
• Overhead Press
• Shoulder Taps

Legs to Everest | Starting at 3-way Stop
• 2 Squats at every Light Post til at bottom of Everest

Everest | Wuhan Special (Bernie up Hill)
• Mini Suicide

COT:

5 Thoughts for 5 Minutes | Songs being played during this time (“Snowfall” by Øneheart | “Spirit Lead Me Where My Trust is Without Borders” by Raspo)

1 | Clear the Noise

– Close our eyes and carry the mind to heart-centered
– Clearing your head with all the noise around you
– Find Yourself where you are at the Present

2 | Visualize

– Visualize | Where you are.. What you want to do with your life.. who do you want to be tomorrow.. what needs to change

3 | Present Day Question

– If death stood in front of you would you hug it?
– Identify why, what, and who is bringing you to that.. address the situation

4 | Muhammad Ali Poem

“Friendship is a priceless gift that cannot be bought nor sold, but its value is far greater than a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless. It can neither see nor hear. In times of trouble, it’s powerless cheer. It has no ears to listen, no heart to understand. It cannot bring you comfort or reach out a helping hand. So when you ask God for a gift, be thankful if sends not diamonds, pearls, or riches but the love of real, true friends”

• Ponder on who those figures are that God has given you

5 | Why do we close our eyes?

“Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we kiss, when we dream, because the most beautiful things in our life are not seen but felt by the heart”

• Clean up the mind and come back to life at the present moment.. still at heart-centered remain calm and reduce the noise