F3 Knoxville

Worlds Second most boring route

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Gibbler, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
We complained about how tired and sore our legs felt
THE THANG: run the worlds second most boring route. We originally thought this was the most boring route from Asulum to Kroger. We were corrected as the new worlds most boring route is endless 100 meter parking lot runs. Thanks Ironpax.

MARY: beach season is over.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hot Tub (John Muller) new haircut and facial hair.

COT:

The F Scott Fitzgerald

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Aquafina, P3
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Started with some good ole SSH’s on the 4ct. Took that in to some Code Brown tie fighters followed by some windmills and tempo merkins. Quick slowzy around the “car park” (for Kentucky) the off we went.

THE THANG: Mosey to the front part of the Asylum for a Route 66 or a Route 78 if you’re Cinco (Scott McGuire) with Merkins. Sweep the group then meet at the cross walk. Grab a coupon (rock) for 50 curls and 50 oh press OYO.
Tim to mosey so we took it slow in the dark up the Asylum PM steps to the Asylum back porch for 2 rounds of 20 incline merkins and 20 dips. Up and back the space needle after each round.
Hit the front porch of the Asylum for some Russell Crook/Crablegs toe merkins on the steps then mosey’d down to the overlook. 3 Ab rounds here with a 20 4ct for each. Flutters, LBC’s, and Heel touches. Saw some OG F3 Royalty rucking (Cap’n Crunch (Ted Ancelet) Woodshack (Dave Carter Proton)
To head back down we hit 5 squats at every tree and lunged in between (insert F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom) joke here) When done took the long mosey around and back down to the pavilion for 2 rounds of 20 table rows and 20 step ups. Had a bit of time left so we headed to Baby Everest for one good sprint up and then circled up to hold plank for about 30 seconds until 6:15.

MARY: Just the plank

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Anniversary Convergence in November

COT: Today was novelist F Scott Fitzgerald’s birthday. Hit the group with this quote of his:

For what it’s worth, its never too late, or in my case too early, to be whatever you want to be. There’s no time limit. Start whenever you want. You can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you’ve never felt before. I hope you meet people who have a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you’re not, I hope you have the courage to start over again.

Just Another Ruck

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Bunny, Gibbler, bluebird, Jack-Jack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Start our watches.

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.25 miles.

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Listen to Fabio (Joe Hamilton)’s word.

Random Hills

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Farley, P3, Aquafina, Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Tie fighters, Tempo squats, Cherry Pickers, finished w/Tempo merkins trying to give P3 enough time to join us

THE THANG: Left P3 as he headed to the Pavalon to take care of business and headed to the bottom of Cardiac.

Two rounds up cardiac, 20 curls at the bottom, Bernie to the first bend, 20 jump squats, bear crawl to the next corner, 20 CDDs, run to the top, 20 dips. P3 finally joined us on the second round.

After the second headed to the trail of tears?? (Not sure what we call it). Starting at the wall did 5 merkins, 5 BBS and 5 Smurf jacks at every other light till we got to the road. Rabbits did burpees while they waited on the six.

Headed to Everest, partnered up for two trips up each. One partner runs other does AMRAP. First round lunges, second round hello Dollie’s

Headed back to the AO stopping for some CCDs and other random exercises in random spots on the way.

MARY: one deep squat

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: looking for opportunities to be servant leaders. Lead behind the scenes. Pick up a Q

Plyo and stretch

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Pac-man, Rainbow, @Mr. Pancake, @Aquafina, @Whitebelt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH and Tempo squats and Merkins and Grady Corn and Moroccan Nightclub

THE THANG: do a round of exercises and run a loop. 2x exercises =two loops.

MARY: mixed in including stretching at the end

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: where are the hidden cables in your life that are waiting to trip you up.


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