F3 Knoxville

Tag: asylum-am

I dip You Dip We Dip

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Charmin (John Willis), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Code Brown, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Foie Gras, Tropicana, Farley, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Cosmo 2, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: rolling the joints. Mild sprints. Made Farley sign waiver of all claims, real or imagined

THE THANG: I Go….U Go..

Partner Q. Each couple does a round as a team, one working while one rests but every time you switch there a tandem sync exercise. Lap between rounds:

300 squats
Sync: 10 tandem big bois

200 merkins
Sync: 10 alt lunges

100 V ups
Sync: rockettes

Then an abbreviated version of Waxjob’s sliding scale of pain

MARY: Waffle House took us to the ATM. Had to force Charmin to give up his passcode (It was BOSCO). Unfortunately the ATM only spit out Guatemalan dollars

ANNOUNCEMENTS: my bad on the music snafu which shortened my playlist. I am betting no other AOQ in ‘Merica heard both Village People and Conway Twitty this morning

COT: what is your reputation? Does it line up with your beliefs?

Romans 14:21-23

Thunder Islands

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: P3, Love’s, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Grandslam, Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Newton,Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: THUNDERSTRUCK!!!, cherry pickers, tie fighters

THE THANG: Choose a rock and relocate it to Circus Maximus. Rifle carry to first island, 10 Merkins, run back to start, run back to rock, rifle carry to next island. 10 Merkins, 20 jump squats, broad jump back one island, run back to start, then back to rock, rifle carry to next island. Surprisingly less confusing in actuality than it reads.
Exercises were:
10 Merkins
20 jump squats
20 BBS
20 CDD
20 2 count Iron Mikes
20 Supermans
20 Dips
20 Lt. Dan’s
We mixed in some Super Mario, right foot hop, and left foot hop as MOTs after the even-numbered islands.

MARY: About a minute of Gas Pumpers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: They were really good and important, too bad the ruckers weren’t there for them.

COT: Tell yourself “no” today. Deny yourself something. It’ll be OK, I promise.

The Weight

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rockin chairs, Cherry Pickers, merkins, squats, more SSH
some skipping back and forth

THE THANG: All Respect Stooges from Kensington Clown Car moved heavy things around Lot F. Couple of trips up Baby Everest while other planked and hammered. More moving heavy things. Some lunging and planking around Lot F.

MARY: Pavalon wall sits and balls to the wall.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Epictetus
Set a standard; hold fast to it. That’s all there is.

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.

IPC 2024 – Week 3: Brenton Sandwich

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: P3, Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Rainbow, Grandslam, Farley, Pac-man, Flintstone (Carter Rivera), Backflow, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Stretching & a 400m run to show the path.

THE THANG:
Bottom Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
– Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9
Exercises
– Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
– Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
– Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
– Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
– Thrusters
– Iron Mikes
– Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
– Hand Release Merkins
– Big Boi Sit-ups
– 400m run
Format
– 21-15-9 Style
– Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.
Top Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – 3 rounds
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPC 2024 – Week 4 is Friday

COT: Quote from Tim Tebow that is great for guiding young minds – “We can control a few things: our attitude, our effort, our focus, and how we go about treating [others].”