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The night the lights went out in Matlock’s brain

February 25, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Double Wide, Suds, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana, Hands, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Casey Kasem (Jess), Cosmo 2, Tecmo, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: started with State of F3 Union. Quoted from Freed 2 Lead 2:47

Threw down Gauntlet State of the Union Trivia Question. Sadly no one got both. A late appearance by Cosmo 2 salvaged one.

Where is Charmin (John Willis) when we need him the most?? Was a frequent query today

THE THANG: terribly disjointed Q. Pisspoor tribute to Waxjob Black Betty Q.

2 sandbags to be carried up the hill and back down. Other dudes did exercises while waiting but not enough cards for everyone. #awkward

On to Cloud for “I go, you go”
Partners alternate working to amass
300 squats
200 merkins
100 V Ups

With a synchronized buy in/cash out each time we switch

MARY: the Reba v Vicki Lawrence debate was by far the highlight of the morning

ANNOUNCEMENTS: I FORGOT THE NAMEORAMA. Holy Q fails this was a dumpster fire (no offense to Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette)

COT: Romans 8:26. The Holy Spirit definitely needed to intervene on the Q’s behalf

The Best Things Happen While You’re Qing

February 24, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Tropicana, Casey Kasem (Jess)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
– Motivators
– Stretching
– T-Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– 5 Easy :burpee:s

THE THANG:
– Spirit lead :cmu:sday with some cardboard that the Q keeps in his vehicle for just such an occasion. We cycled through stations and took turns being the timer going up Baby Everest with various exercises at the Summit while the PAX stayed at the base with their :cmu: staying warm with other exercises.

MARY:
– No real time for her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– escape-from-haw-ridge

COT:
– “Fortune favors the bold”, but let us seek Heavenly treasures and not earthly ones. Matthew 13:44.

Ruck a roo.

February 23, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: bluebird, Bunny, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:

THE THANG: brrrr

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Cat Gut (Mike Davis) pray without ceasing

Last chilly morning??

February 23, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cat Gut (Mike Davis)
PAX: Pac-man, Double Wide, Hands, Casey Kasem (Jess), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Suds, P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cosmo 2, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: SSH x 25, baby arm circles in lunge, cherry pickers, tempo squats, tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to circus Maximus – 4 exercises, merkins, squats, sit-ups, jump squats. So 20 of each exercise and then run a lap. Repeat exercises and run 2 laps, repeat exercises and do 3 laps. Mosey to skunk hill. 7’s — merkins bottom and squats top. Bernie up cardiac and do 2 up-downs at each turn. 50 dips on bench. Mosey to AO. 21 merkins and sprint to other side of parking lot. 20 merkins and sprint to other side. Then 19, 18,17….till time is out.

MARY:
No
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No
COT: 1 Thessalonians 5:17 Pray without ceasing..

Do you believe in Miracles?

February 23, 2026 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Casey Kasem (Jess), Tropicana, Hands, Sawdust, Double Wide, Pac-man, Cosmo 2, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: talked about how ass the 70s was in America

THE THANG: Super 21s. Wall sits. Herb Brooks tribute suicides

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: backblast wasn’t working then….or I was blocked

COT: tonight we skate with them. This is our time