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Almost Independence Day

THE SCENE: Beautiful. 68 degrees and clear as bell.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers x6

Real Ankle Pulls x10sec

Pike Upx10sec (alternating calf stretch)

THA-THANG:
Modified Sea Biscuit

  • R1: 1 Lap; Exercise #1
  • R2: 2 Laps; Exercise #2
  • R3: 3 Laps; Exercise #1
  • R4: 3 Laps; Exercise #2

Exercise #1: Lunge-Squat Progression x15 (lunge left, center squate, lunge right = 1rep); Merkins (to exhaustion)

Exercise #2: Squat-Burpee Progression x10 (left facing, touch the ground squat, jump up and turn 180 degrees, down into a burpee, jump up and turn 180 degrees to left facing start = 1rep; LBCs x30

MARY: Nada.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 in attendance, including “the Gibbler” @Gibbler.  Does this mean that Gibbler posts mileage under Dog Pound or Asylum?

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prompted by Tweet-E’s revelatory insight from the prior night’s power outage at his home (and mine), I was prompted to reflect and pray during Tha-Thang about God’s command to “abide” in Him and “be still.” Of course, it was hard to be still while running, but the point is not “be motionless,” but “be focused on God.”

How rarely I stop, clear my mind,  focus on the greatness, glory, worthiness, omniscience, omnipresence, omnipotence, sovereignty, might, love, etc… of God and just “be still.”  Even in the me-time, I run with headphones in, distracting myself, or bury my face in a screen or page.

If you are like me, I was encouraged to be still even while moving.

 

Terra Firma Triple Decker

THE SCENE: Warm & muggy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 15
  • Tempo Merkins x 10
  • Tempo Squats x 10
  • Burpees OYO x 10
  • This/that stretch

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the grass hills that lead up to the Asylum building.  It’s a 3 level tiered hill….placed 6 cones in a line up the hill.   PAX ran suicides up the hills to the cones doing increasing burpees at each cone.  2,4,6,8,10,12
  2. Mosey down the hill to the flat bowl for Pyramids
    1. Round 1:  10 Merkins, run the hill
    2. Round 2:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, run the hill
    3. Round 3:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs, run the hill
    4. Round 4:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs, 20 Shoulder Taps (was supposed to be 40 but the Q was smoked!), run the hill
  3. Mosey back to the AO
  4. Paula Abdul bear crawl the parking spaces and do 5 squats each time you back up one space
  5. Paula Abdul running the parking spaces and do 5 squats each time you back up one space

MARY:

  • Box cutters x 30
  • Boat/canoe
  • Peter Parker
  • Run lap around parking lot
  • AMRAP squats

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Walkabout, Ribbed, Pusher, Rusty, Slide Rule, Pringles, Cheatsheet, Dog Bite, Cosmo, Mogul, Hot Tub, Fabio, Capn Crunch, Bunny, Gibbler, Smalls, Woodshack, Umbro, Chaco, Pinkeye, Jenner, Strava (FNG), Waffle House, Carney, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Have the right perspective when things go wrong.  My A/C went out in my house and it’s going to be expensive to fix.  While I don’t like spending a ton of money unexpectedly, it’s not the end of the world.   My family still has a roof over their head, clothing on their body and food to eat.  As leaders in our home we need to remember that our wives and kids are looking at us to see how we handle adversity.  We need to show them that they are the priority, not material possessions.

 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Army PT Re-test

THE SCENE: nice
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH

Cherry Pickers

Rockets

This n That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to upper soccer field for Army PT test

2 minutes of “Merkins

2 minutes of BBS

1 mile run for time

Mosey to playground

11’s – pullups and squats

Mosey to soccer field

10 merkins, run to mid field

20 bbs, run to other corner

30 squats, run a lap around the field

repeat

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
American hammer- Tank

Worm crunches/ penguins – Mayberry
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Happy Father’s Day
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Truck Stop workout being scheduled for Wednesday afternoon, details coming soon

Kings of the Hill

THE SCENE: upper 60s, felt good.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

Quick warm-up….I was running late!

  • OYO stretches
  • tempo merkins x 10
  • tempo squats x 10

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the hill at the back of campus.  Do the following exercises while running up & down the hill.  Count the reps at the bottom of the hill DORA style.   We also only did 50 burpees for the sake of time.

Trash can to trash can run on the way back to the AO.  Sprint to each can, then do 10 merkins when you get there.

MARY:

  • Flutter kicks x 25
  • LBC x 25
  • Peter Parker

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7:  Waxjob, Trolley, Podium, Speedo, Toto, Rocket, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let downs are inevitable.  When someone does let you down, remember they are a fallen man just like you are.  None of us are perfect.  Lift each other up in prayer and forgive others when they mess up.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bear v. Crab

THE SCENE: Beautiful – 68 degrees

WARM-O-RAMA:
Follow the leader, highlighted by a bunch of grown men skipping under the lights.  Toe taps, leg pulls, side shuffles, skips, cross overs, bernie sanders, run, run (double time). Approx 5 mins.

THA-THANG: Bear v. Crab

1st Half and 2nd Half:

Two teams (approx 12 persons each team), attempting to get 5 small balls into a small hockey net all the while remaining in either a bear craw and crab craw (alternating 3 minute increments before switching positions), the HIM with the ball only able to advance 5 steps before passing. Balls in the center to start game play, with crab v. bear crawl race to retrieve them.

Each ball had two exercises written on it – one a harder exercise (merkins, burpees, squat jumps) and one an ab exercise (flutters, LBC, leg raises).

The team that scored did the ab exercise written on the ball that went in the net; the team that got scored on did the harder exercise written on the same ball.

Initially, I was concerned there would not be enough scoring with the small net.  After the 5th set of 15 burpees – in the first quarter – that was no longer my concern.

Halftime:

Round 1 (with pee rock): Squat Pulses x20; Kettle Bell Swings x10; Lunge&Twist x5 (each leg); Run; Single Leg Calf Raises x10

Round 2 (with pee rock): Biceps x20; Rows x20; Triceps x20; Overhead Rock Run

Rinse and Repeat

MARY:
None.  No time for a victory lap, even though my team clearly won.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 stronger, sweatier men.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I have an uncanny ability to think that I can solve all my own problems and those of my family.  I will reason or motivate (carrot or stick) through the issue, or at least I will try to.  I was reminded again recently — for the hundredth (x100) time — that this thinking/behavior is quite a vice, and some circumstances (and by “some,” I really mean “all”) are best left to God.

After a week of my 5-yr old daughter’s inexplicable fear/panic/stubbornness to swim across the pool for swim team practice and in the swim meet (one of which she scratched from last minute), I was at my wits end.  I knew she could do it; I’ve seen her swim the pool length innumerable times.  She simply refused and melted down day in day out at the prospect of doing what she could do.  It was so obviously mental, but at 5 years old, she could not work through it or verbalize the issue.

Then it dawned on me: I don’t know her thoughts and fears, but God does. So we prayed, together, that God would intervene.  We prayed over Joshua 1:9 (“Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.”).  And, you guessed it, she had changed, she swam, and in the process she conquered a huge obstacle in her life.

So, I am reminded again, to petition God, even for the seemingly small things in life, because He is there and here, and because the small often turn out to be big.