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Spring Training

The Scene: 48 and Skunky

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Warm-o-Rama

High Knees 15x IC
Arm Circles Forward / Reverse 15x IC
Cherry Pickers 15x IC

Tha-Thang

  1. Base-running: have cones set up in shape of a diamond. Do “21” merkins at home, 21 squats at first, 21 burpees at 2nd, 21 BBSU at 3rd. (21 was Roberto Clemente’s number and I loved him). Rinse and repeat x2.
  2. Mosey to rocks
  3. Explosive baseball type exercises with rock:
    – 40 overheads
    – 40 “swings” (switch hitter)
    – 40 presses (official MLB roster consist of 40 players).
  4. Mosey to Matterhorn
  5. Back peddle 1/2 way up hill (like you’re going back on fly ball…) and then sprint to top. At top complete the 6-4-3 double play of 6 merkins/4 squats/3 burpees. Mosey down. X5
  6. Mosey back to AO via stairs and parking lot

Count-Off
Name-O-Rama

BOM:
We live in an action-packed/fast paced society where we want everything quickly. Today was a Baseball/Spring Training workout. People don’t like baseball- it’s too slow, too boring… look for the details of life that need and deserve your attention. Enjoy the moment, the details of life. Slow down and be in the game!

“I can’t” = bullshit

Welcome and disclaimer

Warm-o-Rama
10 burpees
OMC Merkins

The THANG

Mosey to the softball field, pause for the 6, pinwheels and squats

Field of dreams audible to the outfield due to mush.
Home 10 burpees 10 Merkins run to first

1st base – BBS until relieved

2nd base – Dry docs

3rd base – Domo squats

Sitting in the stands
Reverse BC up the bleachers (feet first)
BC across the bleachers
BC down the bleachers head first (audible cause bleachers were we and slippery)

Mosey to the steps and bear crawl down

On the Dawn Wall
10 Burpees at the bottom
10 Dry docs at the top

Mosey towards the AO pause part way for the 6 Merkins and box jumps

Ab-o-Rama
Lego Batman has 9 abs
V-ups
Floor wipers
American Hammers

Name-o-Rama

BOM

“I can’t” = bullshit. Is it that you “can’t” or that you “won’t”.  Michael Jordan once said “I can accept failure, what I can’t accept is not trying.”  We as men of this world get caught up in the societal message that we aren’t good enough, someone is always better, we aren’t strong enough.  In the end it’s the same message “you can’t do it.”

And so many men buy into this mentality. They don’t care anymore, they don’t workout, and they sure as crap don’t get up early and post to F3. But some men here are just as guilty of the “I can’t” attitude. “I can’t go up that hill, I can’t do nor Merkins, I can’t go any harder, I can’t finish.” And those “I’s” turn into “my’s”. “My legs hurt, my arms hurt, my back hurts, etc.”

So, what is your goal? What is you mountain to overcome? Are your tired of being the 6? Does it bug you not to finish a run? Are you pissed you can’t do pull ups, Merkins, or sprints? Maybe it’s not physical, maybe it’s to be a better husband, dad, boss, employee, coworker.

Here’s the deal, maybe you need help, maybe you need support, encouragement, and love. Well, welcome to F3. And while I have mostly been talking about it physically, we also need the love, support, and encouragement spiritually. Jesus wants us to share our lives with Him, and not just the bad times when we really need Him but the good times too. And He will give us strength to do all the things we want to do.
Philippians 4:13 “I can do all things through Him who gives me strength”

All things.  Not just the physical, the mental, the emotional, the spiritual, but ALL things through Him who gives me strength. We should all spend some time with Him, and ask about the things we “can” do and forget about the things we “can’t” do.

Play the hand you’re dealt.

The Scene: 39 and rainy

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA
SSH 20
Around the world 10
Figure 8s 10
Squats 10
Jog around Pavalon

THE THANG:
Deck of Cards
Each suit is an exercise, do # of reps on card. (Face cards are 10, Ace 1, joker 30 sec rest) no resting in between, constant movement.

Round one-Full Deck
Hearts- American swings
Diamonds- burpees
Clubs- Overhead presses 1/2 each arm
Spades- squats w/bell
(Equals 96 reps total for each exercise)

Three laps around Pavalon

Round 2 – Half deck
Hearts-mericans
Diamonds-SSHs 3 count
Clubs- high pulls
Spades- BBS w/bell

MARY:
Flutter kicks
Box cutters
American Hammers w/KB

WORD:

Be a Christ Follower not just a Christ fan.
too many times we miss an excellent opportunity to share the good news with people we interact with on a daily basis. Whether that be coworkers, family, friends, or a complete stranger. One of the things that God specifically asks us to do is spread his Good News. To act on the great commission.

“Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭28:19‬

Step out there, be bold, talk about the Good News and how it’s changed your life.

Half ‘a Dog Biscuit

The Scene: Chilly with a hint of “Fever” and a last-minute Q change!

F3 Disclaimer and Welcome

Warm-o-Rama
15x SSH
15x Mountain Climbers
Mosey to 1/3 mile loop

The Thang:
Seabiscuit workout!  (normally a 1hr + workout)
1 Lap – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
2 Laps – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
3 Laps – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
4 Laps – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats (I think this is where the “audible” was called and the PAX re-collected to return to the AO)
3 Laps – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
2 Laps – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
1 Lap – 10x Burpees, 20x BBS, 30x Squats
Mosey back to AO

Mary
20x Hello Dolly
20x Flutter Kick
Recover!

Moleskin:
Well, today (Valentine’s Day!) was supposed to be Swirlie’s VQ. He had some big plans for sleds, tires and all kinds of pain for the PAX. The man upstairs stepped in with a little Fever and Sore throat to keep the PAX alive (we prayed for Swirlie’s health to improve). Seriously, Swirlie – the next time you might want to plan something “the average man” can do – none of this 24yr old “I’m a monster athlete” stuff…

Anyway, there was little mumblechatter (I mean almost NONE) this morning during the introduction of most of the PAX to the P-Nut classic “Sutherland Seabiscuit” workout at #TheDogPound. Some of these HIMs had done it before and knew what to expect, but WOW did it smoke the PAX. Maybe we shouldn’t do it on a 1/3 mile loop…but as-intended next time on a 400 yard track.

Nah.

It’ll be back for sure!

It’s BO Time!

The Scene: 36 degrees windy with light misty rain/snow blizzard stuff

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Warm-o-Rama:
SSH x20
Baby arm circles x 10 F&B
Rocketts 10 3count
10x ‘merkins

Tha Thang:
Mosey to Cory Hill w/CMU
10x ‘merkins on CMU
– Bear crawl up hill and down
10x squats w/CMU
– Bear crawl up hill and down
10x presses
– Bearcrawls up and down
Plank till ‘6 catches up

Mosey to Little Everest w/CMU
Partner up:
Rd#1
one takes CMU to top does 15 burpees, while partner continuously squat presses CMU at base.  Partner runs down (w/o CMU)and switches.
Rd2: 25x ‘merkins/tricep presses switch
Rd3: 20x curls/lunges switch
Rd4: 5x burpees, 5x merkin, 5x curls/squats switch and recover
Both mosey to parking lot at top.

CMU suicides
Start at line. Run with CMU to cone (50 yards) do 5 burpees. Run back to start and do 20 curls, take it to second cone (30 yds)do 5 burpees, back do 20 curls. Run to third cone (20yds) 5 burpees back 20 curls.
Repeat-o with CMU but w/o burps-curls

Mosey to AO w/CMU
Get out box of Bojangles “biscuits”

Circle of fire
Al Gore shuffle w/CMU in circle as a group.
Each PAX yells out an exercise and number. Circle rotates opposite direction each call out.

BOM:
Stained glass
As people, we are broken scratched, beat up. We were perfect smooth glass when created in the garden but sin entered our lives and broke everything. We are nothing but a pile of broken glass.

But Christ through his sacrifice took our brokenness, perfectly put us back together in a way that we are even more beautiful. Where his light shines thru us and others will see his glory.