F3 Knoxville

Progress has to be measured

THE SCENE:

Perfectly chill with a touch of mist (mid 40s)

WARM-O-RAMA:

Some SSHs in honor of Pool Boy; Tie Fighters because they are the best; Squatting Grady Corns; a few Merkins; a jog to touch a light pole (any will do); and some Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

Fitness Test: recorded number of reps for each PAX doing 5 different exercises (will keep and check in again later to see progress); exercise 1 was 2 minutes of T-Merkins (AMRAP); exercise 2 was 2 minutes of bear crawling scoring 1 for each parking space passed through; exercise 3 was 2 minutes of Big Boy Situps (knuckles to pavement up and over to touch toes – AMRAP); exercise 4 was 2 minutes of Back-n-Forths (running from one spot to another and back like suicides – about 25 yards, scoring 1 for each length ran); exercise 5 was 2 minutes of Lunges (each leg counts as 1 – AMRAP).

Keeping anonymity the following scores were captured… showing first initial of name with scores in order in parenthesis… B (45,12,40,12,56); M (41,22,42,15,65); B (38,21,41,14,68); S (50,23,59,15,62); A (52,37,62,16,62); P (19,21,27,16,75); B (17,16,39,12,39); P (36,27,50,15,60); S (29,22,31,14,50); C (40,22,40,14,57); D (40,32,64,15,70); O (48,27,60,15,63); C (29,22,40,15,49)

Mosey to CMU pile for some 4th quarter closeouts… Rifle Holds; Curls; Bent Over Rows; Dead Lifts; Bench Presses; and Face Smashers

MARY:

Mosey back to starting point and finished with some dealers choice core exercises!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs with no FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Reflecting on encouragement from Jesus in Matthew 7 to remove the log in our own eye to better serve our brothers who need help with a speck in theirs… encouraged the PAX to set goals, share them with others, and then measure their success or failure to achieve.  We all need to strive to progress in our fitness, fellowship, and faith and we all need accountability to help us along the way.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Christmas party and parades coming up

Filling in for Anchorman

THE SCENE:  Cold, unseasonably so for October 19.  Feels like 30 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Motivators from 6
cherry pickers
baby arm circles
then get on the move to combat the cold
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the football field
Set up 4 corners, from the back of the end zone to the 30 yard line.
At corner 1, perform 40 reps, corner 2 perform 30 reps, corner 3 perform 20 reps, and corner 4 perform 10 reps for a total of 100.
We went upper, lower, abs, then repeat that sequence and a total of 10 rounds.  We ended up with 400 upper body reps, 300 lower body reps, and 300 abdominal reps of various exercises.

MARY:
no time for Mary today
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We talked about the Lord’s Prayer, praying, and the importance of the praying in general.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

ABsolutley fABulous ABdominal workout

THE SCENE: Unseasonably warm for November, low 60’s and a slight rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 Side Straddle Hops because Pool Boy was not in attendance
5 Cherry pickers
9 Tie Fighters
Arm Stretches
Quad Stretching

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the football field
1st round
Pair up with a partner, and 5 yards one partner does 5 merkins, at the next line the 2nd partner does 5 V ups, and rotate in this fashion until you reach the goal line.  At the end, swap exercises and work your way back.
2nd round
Same format as before, but 10 squats while the partner does 10 LBC’s
3rd round
Same format but one partner did 15 Shoulder taps, while the other partner did 5 BBS

Due to the light rain, we moved to the covered area at the school.
We set a timer for 10 minutes.
The goal was to hold plank starting on your elbows for as long as you could.  When you break plank you perform the following:
10 Burpees
10 Lunges (5 each leg)
20 High knees
then resume the plank position.  It was ok to modify to planking from your hands.

Repeat this until the timer sounds at 10 minutes.

MARY:
10 starfish
10 hello dollies
10 pickle pounders
10 heels to heaven
hold the cobra position for the remaining 30 seconds to stretch the core
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I am appreciative of this group for the support, stress relief, and genuine friendships formed in the gloom.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

“What we do with our dash matters”

THE SCENE:   50ish and clear.  Perfect for a beatdown.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Phelps
  • RFTS/LIH
  • Finkle swings
  • Willy Mays Hays
  • Merkins
  • Down/Up dog
  • Quick mosey

THA THANG:

11s at the hill.  Star jacks, up the hill, derkins

 

Mosey to the field

Starting in the endzone – 10 burpees, 10 merkins, 10 (4-ct) LBCs.

Sprint to the other endzone and decrease rep count by one – 9 burpees, 9 merkins, and 9 LBCs

Repeat until you finish 1 burpee (10 rounds).

 

Mosey to the 50-yard line.  Guantanamo

 

Mosey to the 20-yard line:

  • 5 monkey humpers
  • 4 shoulder taps
  • 3 diamond merkins
  • 2 donkey kicks
  • 1 broad jump
  • Repeat until you get to the endzone.

Jelly Legs:  30 second Al Gore, 30 squats, sprint.  20 second Al Gore, 20 squats, sprint.  10 seconds Al Gore, 10 squats, sprint.

Bear crawl

MARY:

Mary – PAX choice

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Me and 9 of the best men I know.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The inspiration for the Word came from Caveman.  Last time I led at Shamrock, I talked in the BOM about legacy.  Living in such a way that we leave the legacy that we want to leave.  After the workout, he made the comment, “What we do with our ‘dash’ matters….”.  What was he talking about?  He meant, that one day your body will be ash and there will be a tombstone with your name on it.  It will have the day you were born and the day that you died – and in between, there will be a DASH.  That dash represents today, this week, this year.  You are living that DASH.  What we do with our ‘dash’ matters.

  • Are you doing your utmost to use your precious few years wisely?
  • Perhaps there is a hatchet that needs to be buried
  • Perhaps there is a neglected relationship that needs investment.
  • Perhaps there is a bad habit you need to put to death
  • Perhaps there is a good habit you need to build into your lifestyle
  • Are you using your precious few years wisely?

Psalm 39:4-5, “Lord, remind me how brief my time on earth will be. Remind me that my days are numbered— how fleeting my life is. You have made my life no longer than the width of my hand. My entire lifetime is just a moment to you; at best, each of us is but a breath.”

Psalm 90:12, “Teach us to number our days carefully so that we may develop wisdom in our hearts.”

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Election

THE SCENE: Clear and cool. Just a hint of summer remaining with the fall weather.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 x Overhead Clap IC
10 each Tie Fighters forward & backward IC
10 Forward lunges in place OYO
10 Reverse lunges OYO
10 x Tempo Squats IC
5 x Hand Release Merkins OYO
5 x Burpees
5 x Werewolves OYO
10 x TN Rocking Chair IC

Part 0 – Party Affiliation (Falling Indian Run with Upper or Lower Choosing)
Pick your party: Upper Body or Lower Body? Along the way to the Cheatsheet Memorial Merkin Parking Lot do:
Merkins
Squats

Part 1 Primaries in the Cheat Sheet parking lot
List 2 types- primaries
Upper
30 Merkins or Bat Wings (20 each of Baby Arm Circles Forward, Baby Arm Circles Backward, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps)
Lower (30 Squats, 100 Toe Merkins, & 20 Lunges)

So I’m going to let you vote in both parties if you want (some people even register as one and vote as another?). You get to do the “vote twice!” (or you can cancel yourself out haha)

We ended up doing this 3x actually.

Part 2 Total Democracy (election #1)
Everybody votes on every decision
We go with the majority for every exercise (listed at the CMUs)
Repeat after 10 (basically with or without CMUs)
CMU circle (10 or 20 each)
CMU Thrusters 10 or Air Presses
CMU Bench or Merkins
Blockee or Burpees
CMU row or Seal Claps

Core Circle (10-15 each)
Dolly or Leg lifts
Pickle Pounders or Pickle Pointers
Big Boy Situps or V-ups
LBC or Leg Lifts
Left or Right side Crunches

Repeat if time (we had time)

Fellowship mosey to the corner then regular mosey to the flag (thanks for the sprint push Baby Boomer!)

MARY:
Dealer’s choice with several exercises that were clearly not core (Burpees included!)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 Electoral Voters strong today!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Circle of Trust
I don’t even remember signing up for this Q. But because I actually showed up Friday I decided to keep it. I’m no politician but I hope to keep my word. Tomorrow we have a lot of choices – to vote for many things. It’s a responsibility we should take seriously, but also we need to understand what we’re doing too.
We live in a democratic republic. This means you elect a representative who, unless specifically presented to voters as an amendment, vote on things for us. This is, more or less, a feature and not a bug of our 3-branch government system. Today we walked through a few (but certainly not all) types of government.
Regardless of the type of government we’re under, the Bible says a few things:
1 Timothy 2:2-4 – 1 First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, 2 for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way. 3 This is good, and it is pleasing in the sight of God our Savior, 4 who desires all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.

1 Peter 2:17 – Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.

Romans 13:1 – Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God.
Today we’re doing something different here: I’m going to pray for prayer requests but then I’m also going to echo a prayer that one of my pastors yesterday prayed during our meeting for our country because it had such an impact on me as crying out to God for righteousness and mercy to be fruit of these elections.
(Took prayer requests) Dumpster Dive, Tail Hook, Jenner
Additional Prayer
Father, the great truth that we just sang is such a rich encouragement to us. We do believe that all is well with our souls because of Jesus Christ our Savior and His gracious, sovereign rule over all things. And that reality is a special encouragement to us in prayer. It is an encouragement to us this week, Lord, as our nation is in another cycle of local, state, and national elections. So, as Your people we would like to begin this week in obedience to Your Word that tells us to pray for all people, including ‘kings and all who are in high positions’ (1 Timothy 2:2a)’ we pray this so that we, Your people, might live ‘peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way’ (1 Timothy 2:2b). So Lord, we pray this morning for our city and for our county mayors and all local government leaders.

We pray also for our state legislature and for our governor. We pray for the United States congress, supreme court, and president. We pray that You would give our government leaders wisdom and skill in leading. We pray that our nation would remain a place where we can freely worship You and share the Gospel of Jesus Christ. You tell us, Lord, that it is Your desire for all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth (1 Timothy 2:4); so we pray for a great outpouring of Your Holy Spirit in our country.

But whatever may happen, we pray that you would strengthen us; that you would help us to love our neighbors, to be patient with those we may disagree with, and to extend the grace, mercy, and love of Christ to those around us. We thank you for Christian people who serve in government everyday. We pray specifically for [man currently serving as legal counsel to senators in Washington, DC]. Bless [him] and others like him who work in government. Help them to see good and godly fruit from their efforts and raise up more people like [him] who seek to honor you in government service.

So we’re glad this morning in this election week to commit the needs of our country to Your care and to ask you to help us to be ambassadors for Jesus Christ in our country.

MOLESKIN:
It was good to be back even though I don’t remember signing up for this Q!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Food drive still ongoing and other donation stuff this holiday season. See Slack for all the details and if you didn’t get our new Nantan’s newsletter this week rectify that in Slack as well by sending Abort or Ratchet a DM!