F3 Knoxville

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

[f3knoxvillemain] King Builder (Convergence)

AO: f3knoxvillemain
Q: Tinker Bell-GTE Trainer (STL) , Motorboat (Indianapolis)
PAX: Blindside, Waxjob, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Rep Sleepy, Commission, P3, Z-Pack, Steam, skewer, Spellcheck, Single (Ryan Chambers), Brick, Tenderfoot, slappy, Gmail, Borg, The Situation, Maxime – Pittsburgh, Nubbins (F3 Muletown), Kodak (Joe Beach), Uncle Rico (Naperville), FixerUpper, Lizzy, CRISPR, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Pac-man, Stitch, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), OnStar, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Duggar, Choir Boy, Betty, Voodoo, Smoked Pickle, Grandslam, Einstein, Lilydipper, Pusher, Guppy, Guardrail, Median, Mermaid, KickFlip, Cheatsheet, Utah, Toretto, Honeydew, Tonka, Pom Pom (Grayson Vaughn), Eliza, Ribbed, I-Beam, Mathlete, Cart Girl (John Sadler) (Chatt, TN), Swanson, Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Dumpster Dive, Anchorman, Humper ( Sam Hartness ), David Wood, Bones, Rooter, scratch & win, full moon,, Ike
FNGs: 1 Ike
COUNT: 89
Kingbuilder
Q: Tinker Bell Bones Motorboat
Warm Up: Mosey to the base of Picket’s Charge
Thang 1:
Get Right-Fatigue makes a coward of us all
-Bones led a series of up and down the hill with Bomb Jacks, Burpees, Monkey Humpers
-Live Right-When in charge, take charge
-Motorboat led standard F3 exercises IC emphasizing staying together as a team and the importance of cadence
-Lead Right-Leaders build leaders
-Tinker Bell led 4 corners with exercises of No cheat merkins, no surrenders, and get ups. Guppie was tasked and taught to lead the group in SSH and 6ct burpee IC
-AAR process
-Leave Right-Virtuous leaders work themselves out of job
-Guppie taught Pusher to lead SSH and Burpees IC
-AAR process

Mosey back to flags

The COT was the Nant’an change from Kickflip to Mermaid.

Slap City Sasparilly

AO: shamruck
Q: slappy
PAX: Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Dumpster Dive, Stripped, Blindside, The Situation
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
We said hi

THE THANG:
Took a historical site tour through old Gulf Park. We crossed Dutchtown and walked through CAK. Came back out on Dutchtown crossed Cedar bluff and went the back way into Shamruck via Weigel’s hill.

MARY:
Little bit of a stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GTE

COT:
Try encouraging someone. More of this is needed. If men like us don’t, who will?

headach at the equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Madoff, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), mouthwash (Mike), Snowbird, Utah, Headgear, Blindside
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH
cherry pickers
Imperial walkers (aka Swimmies)

THE THANG:
mosey to the smoke house get a coupon.
Mosey to the feild
11s burpees and blockies.
Leave the block on one side and run from point a to b to do the blockies.

11’s Curls and butterfly situps.
Stop for time drop off the coupons in the sweathouse.
fellowship mosey to the
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GTE two weeks out.

COT:
Matthew 22:36-40
remember all these things!

Better late than never

AO: the-equalizer
Q: mouthwash (Mike)
PAX: Blindside, Lightweight, Madoff, mouthwash (Mike), Ribbed
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: ssh x20, tempo squats, windmill, little bit of this and little bit of that

THE THANG: Tabata under the pavilion.

– merkins
– Squat jumps
– Box cutters
– Carolina dry docks
– Bulgarian split squats
– Side crunches
– Dips
– Calf raises

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: