F3 Knoxville

Death of the IPC

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Blindside
PAX: Stripped, Ice Cold, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Utah, Snowbird, Blindside
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Cherry Pickers IC x5 | LBAC each way IC x10

THE THANG:
IPC 2023 Week 4
There were Murder Bunnies, Bear Crawls, Thrusters, WW3 Situps, etc.

MARY:
Fellowship Mosey back to AO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shamrock Shovel-Flag handoff Sept. 29th

COT:
Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier, work on being better

The Velcro Mile

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Stripped
PAX: Bookman, Blindside, Stripped, mouthwash (Mike), Curveball, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Snowbird, Headgear, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Ice Cold, Utah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
THE SCENE: Almost Fall
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers IC x5
SSHx30 IC

THA-THANG:
We took a trip around the track today. Stations included:

Dips x5 —
Flutter Kicks x5 —
Merkins x5
Plank Jacks x5
Pull-Ups x5
BBS x5
Squats

On each subsequent lap, we increased rep count by 5.

MARY
Box Cutters IC x10
American Hammers IC x10

STRETCHES

Run (1) Walk (2)

AO: shamruck
Q: Betty , Betty
PAX: Mermaid, Eliza, Dumpster Dive, Blindside, Tonka, Toretto, Oscar Meyer, slappy, Betty, Ribbed, Bed Wetter, Glamper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Run Shuffle (1 min)/Regular Ruck Pace (2 minutes) rotate this way for 1 hour. Ended up with over 4 miles.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
“It’s better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”

Heavy Day Battle for the Ghost Flag at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: Gloomy, but not too humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and done 
WARM-O-RAMA:

Basic Blindside-y warmup things: SSH, LBAC each way, This, That, tempo squats
THA-THANG:
Sometimes things change. Because it was a heavy day, the Q was expecting a lower number in attendance. What he forgot was that the Ghost Flag was in attendance… so we had visitors.

Quick Mosey to Picnic Table near the Tennis Courts and partner up. Each group will draw a card from the deck, multiply the number of the card by 10 (all face cards are “10” and Aces are “15). Each group is in charge of completing that number of reps of each exercise represented by card suit. Jokers are automatically 25 squats with either the 40# or 60# sandbag on shoulders.

  • Spades: Lunges and Imperial Squat Walkers
  • Clubs: Merkins and 2 count Shoulder Taps
  • Diamonds: BBS and American Hammers
  • Hearts: Flutter Kicks and Hello Dollys

After all the cards were taken, each group were asked to “give up” their highest, lowest, and one other card of their choosing back to the pile.

Once time was called, all of the Shamrock & Asylum PM combined their cards into piles and played a game of WAR. After one round, Shamrock ended with 23 cards and Asylum PM ended with 6. Each group did that # of burpees. Equalizer guys joined in to help.

Asylum PM grabbed the Ghost Flag having 5 guys at the workout!

MARY:
Not Enough Time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIMs, 0 FNGs, and a certain number of Ruckers (unknown to the Q)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing can rock the boat.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 in the Nude –> Saturday, July 29th
Ghost Flag –> Taken by ASYLUM PM